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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #165 on: April 15, 2012, 04:25:40 PM »

Haha, that sounds like the auto correct fails and those sites for bad texts... :P

Example:
"Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder..."
Hahaha. I bet it would... XD XP
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"Art is only perception. Simple sounds, matter and actions may become great art, while great art may be only simple sounds, matter and actions."

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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #166 on: April 16, 2012, 09:31:13 PM »

"Holy!  With scissors like those you could pierce the heavens!"

-Slightly Damned, Page 448
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #167 on: August 16, 2012, 07:54:26 PM »

Right. What used to be the one topic keeping the forum alive is giving me the dead thread warning when I go to post to it. Possibly a sign of trouble, but I'm pushing forward anyway.

The main wizard at the MUCK I was created at maintains a community access quote file for enjoyable reading. I could just link it since he always asks people's permission before quoting them, but instead I'll just grab something featuring myself as a kind of introduction.

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Ryan_Galen errs. "Aren't... elder god cults supposed to be more... vague
  and mysterious? You're certainly the first one I've seen doing
  missionary work."
The damp fellow blinks amphibian eyes. "We're also putting forward a
  candidate for the school board. Our society needs to look after the
  welfare of the young and succulent."
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #168 on: September 19, 2012, 07:37:27 PM »

Yeah, place has been slow.  Most of the members are busy, and I haven't been updating the comics very reliably, either.

Still, good to see you.  New blood might wake the place up.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #169 on: October 04, 2012, 08:49:42 PM »

Well while I'm certainly new, I'm not sure if I alone count as a blood infusion. We'll see if a certain project getting off the ground will help though.

In the meantime...
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Raf_Cian thinks the best thing to do at this point is not make a noice.
   People aren't robots. You can't talk to them.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #170 on: April 18, 2013, 02:34:15 AM »

"I don't get it.
I mean, what is this ...[nonsense] about hearing stars twinkle?
--and what is with her freaky eyes!?

Wait, are those supposed to be cataracts?

Is she blind?

She is blind! That explains everything.

Well, I feel like a jerk now.
Way to make fun of the little, blind girl, ...[dude]!

I mean, obviously, she is a fictional, talking, cartoon horse, but that's still a dick move on my part."
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #171 on: April 18, 2013, 02:38:06 AM »

Also, for people who cannot forgive Snowdrop for being such a pretentious little git, have a link to this alternate ending.

I'm pretty sure you can find Snowdrop on your own, if you wants Snowdrop.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #172 on: April 21, 2013, 06:55:38 PM »

Last night, the third installment of Hero Quest rolled out for Billy versus Snakeman.
This installment was VERY text extensive... and given the personality of some of these characters there were more than enough contributions to this thread if you look for them.

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You step through, and the moment the alternate reality of the Fields resolves, you are greeted by [Spoiler Redacted]'s leering grin. With a flash, his sword plunges into your forehead - and you don't feel a thing.

"Hmph. That didn't work. Will remember that for next time."

Of course that's more crazy psychopath. Here's just some crazy silly.

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"...it would blow your mind. Seriously, pah-SHOOM." She waves her arms around.

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"Oh, man, I bet you are going to look SO cool. We all look cool, when we're On. It is part of the package deal! Wait, wait.. this is going to be," she laughs at her own joke, "heh, this is going to be Awesome!"

Hmm... of course that last one only works in context of the world at large. Still, hopefully you're suitable entertained.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #173 on: April 22, 2013, 11:45:20 PM »

Wow...
I haven't played BvS in ages...
Good to know it's still being updated.
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« Reply #174 on: April 29, 2013, 03:22:24 PM »

There were parts of BvS that I really, really loved, but eventually I basically beat all the cool stuff I had access to and I didn't feel like grinding enough to get to the good stuff.

Plus, it is the kind of game that asks for 30 seconds a day at level 1 season 1, and by season 18 it takes an hour a day, just to deal with all your daily crap you need to farm to keep up.

Plus, my time is contrained to the point that I had to make some hard choices. would I rather play BvS, or would I rather hold on to the hope of someday seeing SW released with sprites that aren't crap?
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #175 on: May 27, 2013, 07:35:53 PM »

"The sandwich Wizard labored in his tower for six days. On the seventh day, he brought the sandwich before the king.

--and it was glorious."

Raven, Teen Titans Go!, Ep 1.

This show is basically what happens when you make an entire series out of the zany filler episodes of Teen Titans. The art style is simpler and cheaper, but also much more consistent. Also, I like all the little nods to people who watched the last series.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #176 on: June 08, 2013, 03:12:43 PM »

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"If you had condemned millions of people to a life of suffering, could you do the same?"

"Isn't that what you're asking me to do by firing the Sun Spire?"
From Chapter 19 of Incendius

...which is an online story I can't link, because while it is of exceptionally good quality, it is also apologetically adult. Still, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the good lines spoken outside the unmentionable situations.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #177 on: July 15, 2013, 07:21:43 AM »

"A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. The outcome is the balance of might and right."   -John Teller
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A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind.

The outcome is the balance of might and right.

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« Reply #178 on: October 09, 2013, 08:38:43 AM »

"We must all face our demons, the question now is which one's first."
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A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind.

The outcome is the balance of might and right.

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« Reply #179 on: October 26, 2013, 02:15:01 PM »

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Which is the reason I used the term fixing. Not because DoW itself is broken, but because what we're using it for is like trying to put an entire football team on a single bicycle or something.
Raf_Cian from Crimson Flag chat, 10/26/13

Yes, this is my player quoting himself using his character's as proxies. Still the best quick quot he can give you. If you want a quote not from him and don't care if it's quick, he can give you an excerpt from My Life is Super.
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