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Dragyn

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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #150 on: December 30, 2011, 02:17:09 PM »

"I took the road less traveled.
I starved to death while lost."

"Sailed for pleasure, buried my treasure...
If only I had a boat."

"All zombies defeated! Now let's party!
Huzzah! But what about the velociraptors?"

all from http://survivingtheworld.net/Homework-Memoirs.html

The rest of them are pretty good, too.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #151 on: December 31, 2011, 03:16:47 AM »

"If this song was a tomato, it would be a very very nice tomato."
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #152 on: December 31, 2011, 10:56:48 PM »

First post of 2012! I texted a friend, in California, at midnight. (my time)

Me: I AM IN THE FUTURE.
Jason: What is it like?
Me: Terrible. There aren't even any hoverboards.
Jason: Invent them, before I get there.
Me: I'll get right on it. There will be hoverboards and flying cars, when you get here.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #153 on: January 17, 2012, 01:41:12 PM »

That's awesome. Haha. XD XP
So...
What's the status on those flying cars? :P
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #154 on: January 18, 2012, 01:39:06 AM »

As far as flying cars though, the closest we've got is quantum levitation.  Which is actually pretty awesome, and about halfway to a flying car.
(Watch this video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Zqmdv5iyIOY )

Anyway, quote time:

"You remember the last time someone from Clan Piflak was murdered?  You remember what happened to them?"
"Piflak killed them?"
"Well, yes!  But more than that!  She...she mega-killed them!  And then turned their bones into a pipe organ!  One that hasn't needed tuning once since it was made!
And then she took all the rest and turned it into pies!  Pies, Jakob!
But not just any pies!
They were the most delicious pies ever created..."

I do love DMFA...
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« Reply #155 on: January 24, 2012, 11:43:38 PM »

"I want to fight the people who made it, and I can, because I know Karate.  Also, I will succeed - provided they attack me with a single punch along a very specific vector.  I have pamphlets I distribute to potential foes detailing all my requirements. "

Tycho, Of Penny Arcade, regarding the makers of the Kinect
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« Reply #156 on: January 28, 2012, 11:28:48 PM »

"I'm glad your parents had you, but I think they could've done a better job."
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #157 on: February 01, 2012, 08:04:27 PM »

Playing an assassin in Skyrim, and I've just been tasked with killing a bard:

"He is, by all accounts, the worst bard ever.  So many people have sought his death, Astrid had to hold a lottery to determine the client."
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #158 on: February 05, 2012, 02:59:41 PM »

Been playing Borderlands (again), with my friend.

Me: I think I'm finally happy with my guns, now.
Tim: No, you're not.
Me: I'm kind of happy with my guns, now.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #159 on: February 07, 2012, 11:21:23 PM »

If you no longer covet better guns, you're done playing borderlands.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #160 on: February 20, 2012, 11:24:44 PM »

If you no longer covet better guns, you're done playing borderlands.
Exactly!

"Nobody is going to bomb a Volkswagen. They're too cute." ~ Harry Dresden

I love these books. This one (Death Masks) has been funnier, than usual.
« Last Edit: February 20, 2012, 11:26:23 PM by Madjack »
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #161 on: February 21, 2012, 07:10:17 AM »

People keep telling me to read those books, but I haven't actually done so, yet.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #162 on: March 10, 2012, 11:11:33 AM »

"It's all fun and games until someone looses their mind."
Then, it's just plain awesome.

Sorry, it's not the greatest quote, but I was just recently reminded of it, and my sister and I came up with it when we were little and misread the original quote. At that age, everything was hilarious, but now it has nostalgic value, so I'm putting it here anyway. :P

I have never heard of those books, but that quote is pretty funny. :P
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« Reply #163 on: April 05, 2012, 01:58:30 PM »

Somehow, my friend/relative and I got into a discussion about being senior citizens, complete with calling our high school friend (who graduated with us at the age of 16) a whipper snapper and offering her hard candy and talking about just how many cats we'll have.

Me: I'm totally gonna' have a blast with those little scooter carts when we're older. :P
C:  haha yeah. we are gonna be the fun old ladies...
Me:  I'll head straight for crowds in the grocery isles screaming, "Oh no, everyone get out of the way, my breaks don't work--I'M OUT OF CONTROL!!!" just to see if they move. :P
C:  Hahaha yeah i can imagine you doing that
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« Reply #164 on: April 12, 2012, 05:24:05 PM »

I love Homestuck.

From act 6[sic because TG is drunk]:

TG: this doesnt matter now tho i cant play til i go deliver this dead cat back ing time to maybe my mom or someshing??/
UU: that's another statement that doesn't make a good deal of sense to me, bUt if it is important to yoU, then godspeed!


It's like sour candy for your brain.
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