Canon Fodder
General Discussion => General => Topic started by: Faith on October 09, 2010, 11:57:40 PM
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So!!!
Those who come from the old forum will be familiar with this... those who don't will quickly learn... XD
To start, here's a quote I acquired the other day at a Cross Country practice... :P
See, our coach is a bit insane... and he'd been in a teacher meeting all day. He hates structure...
So when he got to practice, he was a little ridiculous. :P
He actually wrestled with this one kid three times and mock-wrestled a pseudo-coach.
But the quote...
He was talking about how we were switching from endurance to intensity, and was being... well, really weird. :P
"You are not draft horses! You are stallions... you are studs! Arabians!!!"
And then in response, from this boy in the team:
"Unicorns!!!"
It was... interesting, to say the least. :P
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"It will be like stealing candy from a dead baby!" ~ Patricia Tannis
Yes. I got the new Borderlands DLC, and it was awesome.
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Hm...
I have had some thoughts...
Are we all familiar with MLIA? (http://mylifeisaverage.com/)
Or TFLN, or IGMH, et cetera...
Well, I think that all bits of daily life worth sharing are not reserved just for quotes. Places like those I mentioned allow quotes, events, random observations and whatever other things might be gathered from everyday matters... so basically, they are somewhat like expanded versions of Crazy Quotes.
So, I guess my point is...
I move to make an amendment to the thread of Crazy Quotes, allowing it to encompass all of these things, or to make a new thread meant for this.
All in favor?
All who oppose?
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Do as you will, Faith. Pretty sure the old ones got used as such, anyway...
My math textbook cost a bit under $300 dollars. My math teacher doesn't much care for them. We came across a colored illustration of a coffee machine. His response:
"This is why your textbooks cost a million dollars; so you can see the color of coffee[...]. People just couldn't learn back when it was just black and white."
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Blood: It makes me want to exterminate humanity!
A: You always want to do that.
B: I was gonna say.
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Kind of a long convo...
Gekko Gecko says (1:41 AM):
*TIM
*MY COMPUTER IS HAUNTED
Sensei says (1:42 AM):
*...
*-.-
Gekko Gecko says (1:42 AM):
*my email said I had 4 unread messages
*I checked
*NOTHING THERE
Sensei says (1:42 AM):
*that's just a glitch
Gekko Gecko says (1:42 AM):
*HAUNTED oAo
Sensei says (1:42 AM):
*no
*just an email glitch
Gekko Gecko says (1:42 AM):
*HAAAAUNTTTEEED
Sensei says (1:42 AM):
*JUST AN EMAIL GLITCH EVERYONE GETS THEM
Sensei says (1:43 AM):
*did you check all folders?
Gekko Gecko says (1:43 AM):
*yup
Sensei says (1:43 AM):
*huh a glitch
*it happens
Gekko Gecko says (1:43 AM):
*my email's never glitched
Sensei says (1:43 AM):
*well it happens all the time
Gekko Gecko says (1:43 AM):
*and when it has it's said "Yahoo email down check back later"
Sensei says (1:43 AM):
*it happens to everyone
*all the time
*it's common
Sensei says (1:44 AM):
*a nuisance
Gekko Gecko says (1:44 AM):
*HAUNTED
Sensei says (1:44 AM):
*not everything is explained with haunting
Gekko Gecko says (1:44 AM):
*shutupyesitis
*I blame Ripley
Sensei says (1:44 AM):
*HE DOESN'T EXIST
Gekko Gecko says (1:44 AM):
*YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
Sensei says (1:45 AM):
*you made him up
*he's a created caracter
Gekko Gecko says (1:46 AM):
*AS FAR AS YOU KNOW
Sensei says (1:46 AM):
*he's a character
*that you created
Gekko Gecko says (1:46 AM):
*maybe he created ME
Sensei says (1:47 AM):
*that makes no sense
Gekko Gecko says (1:47 AM):
*......................................................................
*scully just said "That makes no sense, Mulder!"
Sensei says (1:47 AM):
*WELL IT DOESN'T
Gekko Gecko says (1:48 AM):
*X-FILES
*IT TALKS TO ME
Sensei says (1:48 AM):
**sigh*
*trying to teach you common sense and logic is pointless
Gekko Gecko says (1:48 AM):
*yes
*yes it is
It talks to me!
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"I am more mentally nearsighted. But then some people just look ahead and rush by and don't even notice the abnormal quantity of squirrels."
- Dragyn
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"I'm writing this blasted story, and not a single logical thing is going to happen in it! "
-Virmir
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"Johnny was a clever boy
But he's not anymore.
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4"
-Rock, Paper, Cynic
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The subject of discussion in English class, today:
If you haven't read it already, something that's been around for a while, yet. :P
A Modest Proposal:
- http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html
If you've not heard of it, keep in mind that this is... a very interesting satire... XD
And something more modern / a little less formal...
Road Rage:
- http://archive.southcoasttoday.com/daily/02-98/02-08-98/e02li170.htm
After the first one, I guess my teacher had some weird thoughts to share with us... :P
At least, that was his excuse for this one.
"If you were stranded on an island and had to eat part of yourself, then what would you eat?"
After a collection of responses were given, I thought to myself that this is a rather irrelevant question. Even if you were that near starved, you'd probably just bleed to death trying to eat yourself, anyway. Or get some sort of terrible brain disease like Kuru, tenfold. :P
I mentioned to the person next to me that I would probably just avoid eating myself, all together... and he overheard me and looked at me with an odd expression on his face for a moment or two, then asked, "Are you a vegetarian?"
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Oh, Johnathan Swift, your implication that Americans would be the foremost experts in baby eating is quickly forgiven, in the face of your masterfully ironic tirade over beggars using prop children to evoke pity.
I love that guy, and that essay more than I love baby cold-cut sandwiches.
EDIT: The main thing is, I'm not really sure what he's trying to say.
Stop abortion, because babies are meatier if you wait for them to be born? What? :o
Still... ;D Hilarious. ;D
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Hahaha... XD
I've forgive that, too. :P
Well, according to my teacher, he said all of this because of the economic issues and famine in... I think it was Ireland... or something... and, mockingly, he made this suggestion of eating/-skinning/whatever horrible thing he could think of- children. :P
At the end, he said what he really thought they should do, but the whole eating babies thing was really good at getting attention and... well... grossing a lot of people out... and being hilarious... XD
Over all, it was a great read. :)
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Yeah, but he only get's specific on the less controversial issues.
Thesis: All these problems would go away if we could just convince people to act with some decency and foresight. Fairing, we're going to have to settle for a world of baby eating and the rich hunting the poor for sport.
As bitter and snide as Swift was, he could never overcome his optimistic delusion that people could be good to one another in aggregate. Socrates postulated that the bitter misanthrope is the natural evolution of the social optimist. People just can't live up to their expectations, and they end up disappointed and hurt.
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Well isn't that a cheery outlook...
...but it explains so much...
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Huh.
Funny.
I did the opposite...
Gah... the news said it would snow, Tuesday...
I'm not ready!!! O.o
Meh.
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Wow. That's weird to hear a random snippet of, off the news.
"They're either in jail... or they're Muslims."
Hahaha.
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My sister asked me about what might be so bad about stem cell research, or something, 'cuz it was also on the news. :P
Then, while explaining the controversy, I mentioned the existence of glow-in-the-dark mice, with the jelly fish cells...
I watched this joyous, child-like expression bloom up on her face, and she said, "Really!?!"
Then I had to tell her than they didn't really run around in the wild. She was very disappointed. :P
(It's like the giblets story, all over again... >.> )
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And, all of a sudden, I want to get a puppy...
...and name it Giblets.
After all, puppies grow up, and turn into dogs. AND THEN THEY DIE.
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That's terrible... XD
Yeah...
I'm not sure if my sister ever forgave you, for that... :P
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To be fair, some puppies die before turning into dogs. :P
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This is true.
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I don't think that my sister would have liked that any better. :P XD
Okay, so... sleep deprivation!!!
I was really tired in class today... 'cuz I didn't sleep when I should have... :P
And we were working with those asymptote graphs; specifically, we were working on the ones with the slanted asymptote, rather than horizontal.
The teacher showed us some stuff on the board, then gave us papers with problems like that, to try out. And I was pretty sure I got it... seemed like a pretty easy concept.
But then I looked at the paper, and started noticing just how sleepy I ways.
Valiantly, I trudged along and managed to do the first problem, thinking, "Okay, this point has to go here and then another there to make the oblique asymptote..." and next thing I know my teacher is waking me up by talking to me.
"Hey, I know you're sleepy and all, but you probably should do the work..."
"Oh, oops... well at least I got one problem down!"
"Er... I think you're not getting the slanted asymptote..."
I looked down and saw... a horizontal asymptote where my slanted one should've been. :o
To this moment, I don't know where that straight line came from. >.>
On the side note, I think my math teacher thinks I'm crazy, now. XP
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On lies:
"If you don't fully bake your truths, I'll get truth poisoning."
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On chess:
"Snarl! I'm a pawn! While individually weak, I can sneak attack anyone from the side.
Snort! I'm a Rook. I charge straight ahead, destroying anything getting in my way.
Grr! I'm a Bishy-bop! I plan ahead and attack the correct angles.
Dee! I'm a knight! I go forward for a bit, and then fall down or something!"
Both are from Uh-oh, it's a Dinosaur (http://fulltimeink.com/dino)
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"Why is the dwarf so shiny? And why is he so stinking HOT?"
-name removed by request
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The stocky, little, guy from LotRO, with the giant braided beard?
I don't understand women. ???
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:P
Something just sorta' tells me that's NOT what whoever said that was thinking... >.>
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"I feel like everyone around me is constantly judging me because I do not know how to use a semi-colon."
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The semi-colon is the greatest punctuation mark; it denotes the way I actually talk.
I've been re-reading the tournament arc in Dragon Mango. It's pretty quotable.
Mango: "I am not irresponsible! I didn't abandon the letter! I'll have you know I left it with the accident-prone eight-year-old, I was supposed to be babysitting.
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Claw: Would his highness the king, desire a sandwich, also?
King Citrus: NAY! Your king wishes a fruit pie of some sort! This I command!
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--and now some gems from Elona (a graphical roguelike with a mild death penalty, and limited save loading).
DW: I found a corpse of little girl here, but I don't know where it came from. I'm going to eat it anyway, since it's made of human flesh, which is my favorite food, apparently.
G: That game is so messed up.
DW: I didn't really think about that until after I said it.
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From my output console:
"The town child drinks a potion. It's sulfuric acid!
The sulfuric acid burns the town child from the inside.
The town child is melted away."
This game has some dark moments.
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From a movie I don't remember the name of:
"The pope warned me not to trust the CIA."
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"I was the turkey, all along!"
I've been re-watching Invader Zim..
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*Snrk!* XP
"When life gives you winter, you mug a snowman for candy."
-Facebook :P
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"Don't wear it as a hat."
"I'm not gonna' wear it as a hat! It's covered in sticky cheese!"
-Gersolov and Blood
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The scary part is "it" was a burnt tortilla.
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Hahaha. XD XP
Wait, why was this discussion happening...? :P
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I totally burnt a quesadilla.
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:P
Great.
The most sensible discussion to follow the burning of a quesidilla is it's potential use as a hat. XD
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With considering the millitary applications of it as a close second.
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Hmm...
Ok, what are the military applications of a burnt quesadilla?
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Hahaha... XD
/me wants to hear this...
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Helmets of course.
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*Srnk!!!*
Oh, I see --
With sticky cheese technology we have finally found a solution to the helmet slippage of previous designs!!!
With the durable, brick-like burnt-tortilla substance, these will provide acceptable protection, meeting our high national safety standards.
[Caution: avoid head injuries while wearing helmet; they may be hazardous to your health.]
They bring an intimidating look that will strike fear into the hearts of enemies!!!
Plus, they introduce broad new opportunities for survival -- now, when our soldiers are faced with starvation and have already finished gnawing their boots, they can turn to their helmets!
If you imagine a different setting, you can even taste your mother's cooking!
This is the look of the American Army a few years from now.
XP
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Nice. You should totally start marketing burnt quesadilla helmets. It'll be awesome.
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Yeah... with those kinds of options, every nut in a bomb-shelter basement with a plain desk under a bare light bulb for studying government conspiracies will want one...
Did I mention that they would probably be so out of their natural wits that anything would sound like a good idea to them? :P
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Great! You already know your market audience!
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:P
Okay, this is a pretty funny one... XD
But it's the sorta quote you have to see... (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ragnarokr/3351578823/in/faves-bechirasorin/#/photos/ragnarokr/3351578823/in/faves-bechirasorin/lightbox/)
Also, this (http://mocoloco.com/art/archives/swing_nickel_couch_jul_06.jpg) is just super awesome.
Reminds me of the days when my sister and I made plans to pave our floor with pennies... those plans sorta' stopped happening when my dad caught us gluing a few pennies to the floor in the corner of our room. He chopped off most of them with an ax, but there's still one stuck by the door to this day. It kinda inspires me to think that I was actually kinda creative at that young age, if not reasonable enough to realize that maybe Elmer's glue wasn't the best method of attaching those pennies to the floor...
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"I look on the floor and see that dead roach, and I think to myself...'I can't eat that'."
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Why not!?
Interrobang!?
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Because everyone knows that roaches are full of radiation.
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Because everyone knows that roaches are full of radiation.
So THAT'S why I have a terrible fear, of them!
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Hahahaha. XP
Speaking of interrobangs... (http://buy-stylish-furniture.com/img/2009/12/68850bfe961.jpg) XD
Found that while wandering about the Internet. My art teacher loves it. :P
Not sure if you've heard about "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey, or whatever his name was, but my English teacher loves them. Today, the last day before Christmas break, he had us make our own. This one is between a friend and I... based on a true story... XP
"If the police officer asks you why you ran over that guy, tell the truth. 'I'm sorry Officer, I thought he was someone else.'"
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--and that would make it completely okay.
Anyway, gotta quote something:
"...the most beautiful one wins. It's a very mental contest."
-Marissa Kirisame, Touhou Project: Silent Sinner in Blue
I haven't read Silent Sinner in Blue , but that sums up the philosophy of the entire TouHou Project. (Apparently it's pronounced like toe and hoe, not like you.) In a duel where characters can lay down literal hundreds of instant defeat attacks in the span of a few seconds, evasion is the only substantial defense, and mesmerizing patterns of attacks, and illusory feints, are the only real ways to make yourself deadlier. Fine craftsmanship and quick wits are the virtues emphasized, rather than raw destructive force.
Somebody hooked me up with some English patched versions of the TouHou Project, up to game 11, and half-translated versions of 12 and 12.5. I'm not sure if these patched versions are really legal, but Team Shanghai Alice has really turned out a great product here, and I really recommend giving the series a look.
Imperishable Night is my favorite shooter in the series, closely followed by Phantasm of Flower View. (This would go to first place in a hurry, if the balance was a bit better and I had more people to play against.) For the Vs. fighter spin-off, I'm partial to Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, now that I figured out how skill cards work, as opposed to Spell Cards.
If you have some extra jingle in your pocket that you need to unload, any one of those three is a lovely twist on their genre.
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Double Post!
"Read!
or the owl will eat you"
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Hahaha. :P
"It'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA' DIE!!! !!! !!!"
- Agnes from "Despicable Me"
An awesome character from and awesome movie. XD XP
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"I see your Park Place, and I'll raise you an orange!"
Pokeropoly is weird.
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Pokeropoly is weird.
Really?!
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Me: "I think Sanctuary makes me hungry."
Tim: "Everything makes you hungry. Eating makes you hungry!"
Me: ".... I don't deny this. -as I eat a Twinkie-"
Er..my Tim. Not Dragyn. XD Our Skype conversations are hilarious. <3
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You know The Illusive Man?
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Hahaha... XD
That is pretty hilarious. :P
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The Illusive Man?
Sounds way too similar to "The Muffin Man..."
And now... *hardly fitting the melody* "Do you know the Illusive Man..." XP
Yeah. :P
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That's funny, though.
Every member on this forum knows him outside of it, to varying degrees... XD XP
And that quote reminds me of a conversation I had with Dragyn-Tim earlier, today... XD
"Tim: <Name> is home. I think she's stealing my bandwidth.
me: HAHAHAH!!! XD
I read "bandwidth" as "sandwich."
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Now I want a sandwich...
Tim: O..o
How...
. . .
Hahah!
Blast it, me too."
Needless to say, I proceeded to make a sandwich. :P
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Personally, I think somebody at Bio-ware can't spell Elusive, and came up with that silly speech for him to cover, when it was too late to fix things.
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Ever been watching tv, and a commercial started, only to be cut off? That just happened.
"Funerals are difficult, for any family-" "-So choose Inspiron!"
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I have seen that happen, but I can't remember what the commercials were for, or what the funny sentence was.
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"My first girlfriend turned into the moon."
"That's rough, Buddy."
-Sokka and Zuko, from Avatar, The Last Airbender.
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Heh. ;D
Hahahaha... commercials cutting out can be pretty amusing. :P
"It sounds like you're smuggling a baby elephant in your tissue."
- Well someone was blowing their nose, you see... XP
"He was dripping with condensation..."
-Er... heh... people were half asleep (and should have actually been sleeping...) and there was this one word that sounded terribly similar to "condescension..."
And the delirium of sleep deprivation made this particularly hilarious... XD XP
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F"I just bumped into the eight fingered man who haunts my nightmares, should I wave hello, or just walk past him?"
G"What kind of game are you playing?!"
F"My character is losing his mind, and I have lost the item I need to make the nightmares stop. I am seriously considering downing this bottle of Laudanum I got, just to make the dreams stop."
"What's in Laudanum, anyway?"
One wikipedia visit later
F"Raw Opium mixed in a solution of 20% alcohol! Whoa, I didn't know that--Did you know that Bayer used to sell heroin over the counter?"
G"Who?"
F"Bayer, like Bayer aspirin."
G"Wow."
F"That explains why downing this potion is supposed to ensure restful sleep but 'may cause physical harm'."
G"I can't recommend diamophine as a treatment for hallucinations. Isn't that what they put NAME on in the hospital, and she said it made everything purple and the room spun?"
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F"Okay, now my shirt is whispering to me. It seriously might be time to resort to opiates."
I've been playing a new browser game, called Echo Bazaar. It's pretty weird.
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Wow. I sorta' wish I could get that to load from up here. It sounds...interesting.
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Hahahah... XD XP
Nice.
"Darn it."
"What?"
"I wanted to get a fruit cocktail... and then realized that there was a lot of pineapple in my supposed mixed fruit."
"It's just a can of pineapple, isn't it?"
"Yup."
"You have nothing to be embraced about!"
-My mom kept misspelling "embarrassed..." again and again. :P
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DW sent me a "possible cat in a box"
This isn't a cat at all!
It is a large killer spider.
Augh, my precious face!
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Hahahaha... XD
*Share it???* ;D
Anyway...
*Chat with Blood*
Me: And I will investigate in buttered toast with jelly... XD
Blood: go forth, and do likewise!
I am a toast guru
Me: Hahaha... XD
And what does the toast guru say, now?
Blood: The toast guru is silent, for you should be meditating on your toast
*After toast was acquired and eaten*
Me: Toast guru, my toast was sadly lacking.
I sought a source of jelly and found none, and the bread was strange and of peculiar flavor. What does it mean? :P
Blood: Great toast is not always immediately forthcoming
At times, you must endure mediocre toast, on the journey to great toast
Toast is a way of life
The Tao of Toast
Yeah...
Weird conversations... XD XP
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Your face's mom looks like a slug."
--Rutskarn, in spoiler warning S4E25
From the same episode:
Shamus: "We are now neutral stupid."
Rutskarn: "True stupid!"
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:P
Wow.
That first comment was just a collision of two of the most common, senseless modern bashes with a comparison to a slug.
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It made me laugh. XD XP
"I believe in narwhals!"
- It turns out, a lot of people don't. It's saddening, really. :P
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"I'll just talk to this spider! Oh..you're dead. Well, I won't hold that against you."
-Oblina, Aaahh! Real Monsters
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I talked to a spider this morning.
I asked him why the eyeball he was carrying was looking at me.
Then my character woke up.
This Echo Bazaar game, is literally crazy.
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"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has been met with a lot of harsh criticism, and been widely regarded as a Bad Move." Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
One of my favorite lines ever is
"Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course."
-- Small Gods, Terry Pratchett
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"You invisible kids and your invisibility. Back in my day if you wanted to be invisible, you had to lose your phone."
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Nice... XD
*Too busy with final to remember quotes, right now...*
:P
Uh, Dragyn?
What is that about? XD
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Jenia was commenting on the fact that I'm always invisible on the internet.
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"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has been met with a lot of harsh criticism, and been widely regarded as a Bad Move." Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
I just watched that, too.
Amber: "That German guy is scary."
Me: "All Germans are scary."
Amber: "I'm German!"
Me: "So am I."
Amber: "This explains a lot."
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Nice. :P
Hahaha.
Your sig makes me laugh, Madjack, if only because my dad is currently talking about how he needs to stop being so addicted to his caffeine and coffee in the morning. XD
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Okay, double-posting... but I just had to share this one... XD XP
Note: the setting is a military hospital or something on an episode of M*A*S*H my mother is watching... and this came on over the intercom. XP
"Attention: incoming wounded.
Hurry while there's still a wide selection of models and colors to choose from!"
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Well, that's quite typical of M*A*S*H... ;)
Me: "Did... did you just manage to DRIFT a vehicle that can't do more than 1mph?!"
(Seriously, everyday I like the industrial equipment more and more :P)
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Hahahaha...
My math teacher is... haha... interesting. He has an equally interesting sense of humor.
"I don't expect you to be in love with radians. This is like your first date, you're just trying things out... the only problem is that they're going to stalk you, and won't leave you alone."
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radians are codependent like that.
They will not stop until you are dead.
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Ran into this post on Facebook, made by one of my old friends from high school:
"In general, I equate watching Fox News with using 4th of July sparklers to poke my eyes out."
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So, apparently my Yahoo im was hacked, and I had to change my security settings. My friend had to make sure it was me, this time.
Ambew: ARE YOU
Ambew: REALLY YOU
Firehawk: I LOVE TESLA
Firehawk: 8U
Ambew: ...yep its you
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Hahaha...
/me loves the crazy quotes...
"The stove sounds like it's got Star Wars trapped inside of it."
-My mother, because the stove is making some crazy "pew pew, snap bang crack!" sounds.
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Only scissors move through things. Just like chess.
--Turing Machine, on the Leftover Soup forum
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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"My mother is a sandwich."
http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=021411
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"Remember that all equipment in <XYZ> is brand new... well, it was a few years ago." - Co-worker from the <XYZcity> division.
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"Q: The earth has a magnetic field. Would a big enough blob of magnetic thinking putty eat the earth?
A: That sounds like an excellent movie plot, but we don't think that is possible."
from the "Burning Questions" section of this site (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1ICalm/www.vat19.com/dvds/magnetic-thinking-putty.cfm).
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"Once again, I want to commend Microsoft for Internet Explorer. It really is a top-notch tool for downloading Firefox."
-Shamus Young
I don't hate IE with the intensity the hardcore open source/alternative OS zealots direct at it, simply for being a Microsoft product, but I have to admit that using IE always feels like driving a car with whichever type of transmission you aren't used to.
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Hahahaha. XD
Yeah, gotta' agree with you, there. :P
Oh, man... your family got the funniest messages from this UPS guy... XD
1st message:
"Hey... I think I'm at your house... nobody's home... there's a horse... and a dog... oh, and another horse! There're lots of horses! I'm not sure about your dog... he appears to be friendly... ... ..."
(This goes on for a while...)
2nd message:
"Hey, this is me again... I just went up another driveway... I think I saw your mail box... 'cuz first I went up one driveway... then I went up another driveway..."
There was probably 5 minutes of this between the two messages... maybe more. :P
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Oh, man... hilarious mistake in this sentence... XD
"I like to make my own theories about the plot and characters of a story as I read it. Like, for example, I'm pretty sure that Dumbledore is Eragon's father."
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"He was dripping with condensation..."
My friend and I have had many interesting late-night conversations... XD
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"Unless you explicitly tell me not to, I'm going to show up at your wedding with a bow in my hair."
--Me
Good times.
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(For the curious, Blood totally showed up at my wedding with a bow in his hair.)
"If you had a bull, isn't that what you'd name it? Peanut Butter Monkey?"
--Rodeo announcer last night, regarding the name of one of the bulls.
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Totally worth it.
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Hahahaha... XD
The bow in the hair was awesome.
Also, I didn't hear that bull's name mentioned, but that's hilarious. :P
So Dragyn and I were sitting at the computer when Gryphor walked in through the door behind us, went across the room, opened a drawer and pulled out a box of matches. He then looked up and saw both of us watching him, and said, "Actions speak louder than words."
And then he walked back out.
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Me: "This looks like a bad idea."
Dad: "It is, but we're doing it anyway."
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Trask: I mean really now guys, a little knocking maybe, before you rush in like in an RPG, and wreck up the place! now I know how an NPC feels like.
(( Glad to see you two alive and happy :) ))
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"Display PSNR/SSIM stats: This will just display the PSN and SSIM after the encoding is completed. If you don't know what those are, then you don't need to use this setting!"
--Zarxrax, in his guide to using Zarx264GUI
I with more tutorials were written with this same level of focus and insight. It would make teaching myself video editing much easier. (That's why I've been away so much.)
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Me:"This is the greatest table of contents I have ever read."
Dabringer:"It is pretty good. Let's hope the rest of the book can keep up."
More Information than You Require, if you were wondering.
This book has a chapter titled "How to Be a Famous Minor Television Celebrity."
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"I had this accident with a Revolutionary War cannon. I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway."
- Percy Jackson, from "The Lightning Thief."
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Eh, double posting. If people don't like it, they should've said something between my posts. :P
The other day, Dragyn, his sister (my sister-in-law, *GASP* O.o ) and I were watching creepy music videos late at night.
(By the way, if you wanna' see a creepy music video where Kesha shoots unicorns that bleed rainbow-lights... well, you're just as weird as we are... :P )
We decided that Shakira's "She Wolf" would probably have a creepy video, too. We were right. A little... too right...
Anyway, we were all sitting there in awkward silence as some freaky chick spun around from the bars of a cage in a skin-tone leotard pretending to be a "she-wolf in the closet" which had to be "let out." I guess that's code-term for this creep's libido.
The music video finally ends with her sneaking through a door into a normal-looking room (all normal-looking again) back to her normal bed, in a normal house. I guess that was the point of the music video, or something. Even presumably normal people can be freaks.
After a few more seconds of awkward silence I had to say, What just happened...?"
And the sister/sister-in-law said, "I think she just came out of the closet..."
Apparently, she hadn't thought about this until she'd said it, because we busted up laughing at pretty much the same time... :P
Then, we went out into the other room where Rosethorn (the other sister/sister-in-law, who is somehow obliviously innocent of the worlds' antics) was sitting there at the other computer, within hearing distance of us and our disturbing music videos.
"Did you hear any of that?"
"Huh?"
"I guess not... well, don't worry about the monsters in your closet. They won't come out. It's too... embarrassing..."
Her response... :P
... "I don't have a closet..."
Of course, we had to laugh at this. She obviously wasn't getting it. XD
Then she chimed in, "Wait, are you saying I'm embarrassing!?!"
She even sounded sort of offended.
As you can probably imagine, we had a pretty good laugh at that... :P
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"Nobody should ever get livestock for an anniversary gift. Nobody."
-A participant in The Wedding Ref.
Late night TV...yeah. Admittedly, the show was funny, and the fights were (mostly) friendly, so I enjoyed it. Personally, I think if your biggest complaint in your marriage after 32 years is his choice of gifts, you're doing pretty good.
Still,they got $25,000 and a billboard out of it.
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So... the other night a large portion of this forum's members were playing a game called "Universalis" and... some pretty interesting things were said... :P
"Everyone is a spy... especially the furniture..."
"I have a secret that I have been keeping from you. This whole time, I have been... your chair."
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"I'm really enjoying Leftover Soup, but I wouldn't recommend it to you.
It's very, very, very Canadian.
-- almost to the point of being Japanese."
I'm trying to explain why I like Tailsteak comics to Gersolov.
It isn't going well.
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The Dictionary is a concentration camp for words.
There's a reason the only languages where all the words have fixed meanings are dead languages.
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"Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain!"
--You will not guess.
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Somewhat overdue:
"There are spiders in my blood."
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"You have saved my life.
Here is your reward:
The greatest tea cozy in all the land!"
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That sounds familiar, but I can't place it...
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Tales from the Table.
You watch it?
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No, only over your shoulder. If that's recent, then I have no idea why it sounds so familiar.
Unless you've quoted it, of course.
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That would do it.
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"I will cherish this picture of your dog forever. Thank you, random stranger."
-from http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/10/10/funny-facebook-fails-picture-from-a-stranger-win/
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Even in this sea of technology, humanity endures.
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"Microsoft Word isn't saying your name is misspelled, it's telling you that you were a mistake."
-I don't know the original source, I'm afraid.
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"Nintendo has (in my experience) always had top-notch customer service. This dates back to the NES days; when I was a young lad, I broke a pin on a Zelda II cartridge when I was about halfway through the game. Being a Nintendo Power subscriber, we used one of the repair coupons they put in the back of the magazine to send it in; my mother attached a note saying that if it were possible to preserve my game data, that'd be great, but that we understood if that wasn't technologically possible.
A few weeks later, we received a new cartridge in the mail. A letter was enclosed informing us that they were able to read the game state data, but that the cartridge itself was unfixable without wiping its memory... And they couldn't copy the data from the battery-backed RAM chip into a new cartridge.
They therefore had a Nintendo Game Counselor play a brand-new copy of the game up to the point my character had last saved."
-Mark Tomczak in reply to this post (https://plus.google.com/u/0/104870616867392622523/posts/249RaeWwNtU) on Howard Tayler's Google Plus. I think it's public, but if you can't see it, Mr. Tayler was complaining about how bad Microsoft's customer support is...
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Best job ever.
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Me and Darknes were playing Minecraft. I was on my way back from an expedition.
Me: I feel like I'm from Hollywood.
Dark: Why?
Me: There were 2 creepers in my way, so I sprinted past them, and jumped off a cliff into the water below.
Dark: As long as you make a pained face that works.
Me: ?
Dark: All the stars do.
Me: Ah.
Me: >_<
Me: Good enough?
Dark: Works for me.
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Ride the blastwave!
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"It's like taking candy from a ninja..." XD
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"My soul is made of candy."
Sorta' weird when placed right after the preceding quote...
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"Attack: The end is here! Azathoth destroys the world."
I bought a boardgame called "Arkham Horror"; I feel like I got my money's worth.
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Original characters are not as exploitable as your friends and family might think they are. They tend to take a life of their own and when other people suggest they do stuff you know they wouldn't, it can be hard to explain the why.
Quote by Andrew Dobson, that I wholeheartedly agree with. It's hard to explain to people why you can't just draw your character doing whatever you want them to do; to explain to them that you treat them more as a real person, than a puppet in your own little world. My characters have their own lives and personalities....it's just difficult to explain it, without people thinking you're crazy, sometimes.
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"Hey, you turned out the lights! Oh wait, that was me."
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You actually put that on here? XD XP
Ah, well... :P
Anyway... interesting conversations show up on DA when someone uploads pictures of taxidermy... XD
~Skyla-The-Dragoness 11 hours ago
Why do people care about taxidermy? When the animal dies we just don't waste it.
~RaptorAnton 10 hours ago
How about not wasting YOU after your death? Let's wipe your entrails and make sausages out of them, use your bones and hair to make nice bone-hair key chains painted, I don't know, with your own blood (we aren't going to let a single piece of you to be "wasted" right?). Let's also make a stylish goblet out of your hands and scull. And then will make a drum out of your skin, to play you a mortuary march, you sick idiot.
~Ashora123 8 hours ago
I dunno, I kinda find it totally awesome to be made into a drum. :P
~RaptorAnton 8 hours ago
Then put it into you last will.
~Ashora123 8 hours ago
Oh possibly I shall.
~Fayth39 Moments ago
I don't know. I think the stylish goblet might be the way to go. XD
Really, though, that goblet would be awesome. XD
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I'm seriously considering donating my body to medical science, but I don't think my parents would feel comfortable with it, and I wouldn't want to compound their grief.
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"So I turned him into a dog, and flew away."
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~RaptorAnton 10 hours ago
How about not wasting YOU after your death? Let's wipe your entrails and make sausages out of them, use your bones and hair to make nice bone-hair key chains painted, I don't know, with your own blood (we aren't going to let a single piece of you to be "wasted" right?). Let's also make a stylish goblet out of your hands and scull. And then will make a drum out of your skin, to play you a mortuary march, you sick idiot.
Don't some cultures actually do that?
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Does anyone expect such a narrow mind to the broad range of funerary traditions in the world, even today?
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Hahaha. XD
Some cultures think that sort of thing is totally okay. Others believe it is best to chop up their dead into bite-sized vulture treats and then ground up their bones to make it into something more edible/appetizing for the birds as well--nothing left behind! (Certainly would save a lot of otherwise useful dirt if we didn't have to have everybody in a bit of ground set aside just for them...)
But some people are oddly sensitive about that sort of thing. *Shrug*
Personally, dead is dead and a body doesn't do a dead man (or woman) any good, I think. I would probably prefer my body not be handled much after I die, if I have any say in it... I'll probably not care much then, but it just seems sort of weird that I would spend my entire life self-conscious and trying to conceal myself and hide everything... only to have people deal with it like it doesn't matter anymore afterward. Also, I don't want THAT to be the memory left behind (specially if I'm 90 or something). XD XP
Honestly, though, I wish that burial of the dead was still left to the family or the deceased and more personal. I think I'd like to be set on a raft and cremated on the water, and heck, I'd even think it was good to be buried if I could just be buried under the tree with the dogs on that hill over my parent's house or something... (just not a cemetery; it seems like a jailhouse or a city/apartment complex for bodies. So impersonal. O.o )
Or maybe under an apple tree, so I could laugh at people eating those apples when I'm good and gone. XD XP
Really though... my Grandpa couldn't be buried the way he wanted because it wasn't legal. He said he wanted to be laid under the sky and to let the animals carry him away, back to where he came from... and he and my Grandma had a hundred acres or some odd such, so there would've been plenty of space to do that away from others, so they wouldn't be horrified by the sight of some body. But it's wasn't legal. Ah, well... so much for rights. Our veterans can't even die the way they want to anymore.
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"My dad's in court right now. :( "
"And I broke my leg. :(
Why is he in court?"
"He hit someone with his car by accident. I don't know who, though. How did you break your leg?"
"Someone hit me with their car..."
"..."
-from http://www.smartphowned.com/view/Other/84171
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"I had a SCARY day! My son figured out how to open the dishwasher...got out a steak knife and STABBED MY DOG! I heard a YELP and GRRRr went to yell at Patch and there was my son with a knife in Patches butt...Patch bit the baby but nothing hard just had his arm in his mouth. Now Patch is bleeding and the baby is crying but he didn't have any marks just scared him....My poor puppy! But he is a good dog even with a knife in his butt he knew that was a baby and didnt hurt him.. More like HEY GET THAT OUT OF MY BUTT THAT HURTS!"
The worst part of this post on facebook, is that I can't "like" it, because that would just be weird.
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That's beautiful!
I don't know what it is, and it's hideous,
but it's beautiful.
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I am making a speech and, as an attention-getter, I've been pondering working in a small game... it'd be fun and tie into my speech really well. But I can't seem to think of any good ones, because there are too many issues with them... like they're not always very fun/funny, they might be confusing or the time constraints don't really get along...
(Really, if anyone can think of any suggestions, that would be fantastic. XD )
But I was poking around at classroom games and found this pretty funny. :P
"Most of my kids, 2nd-5th, love 20 questions. I have had some memorable words and reactions. One day the smartest kid was up in front with me (he never talked or cracked a smile). His word was toilet. One kid asked, 'Can you make music on it?' We looked at each other and almost passed out giggling."
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"My Little Ponies are how you make Glitter Glue!"
This is an echo or a retweet of unknown true origin.
It is still hilarious.
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That is... terrible... and very hilarious, yes. XD
The other day a guy was talking to a little boy when the kid found out that the guy had a wife.
Kid: "You have a wife?"
Guy: "Yeah, it's great--she makes my food for me!"
Kid: "I want a wife..."
Someone joins conversation: "Maybe when you're older. Like, 25 or something."
Kid: "I'll wait until I'm ten. THEN I'll get a wife!"
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Hooble says:
*..... HEY, LOOK OVER THERE AT THAT DISTRACTION
OliJason says:
*WHERE
Hooble says:
**steals all your blankets*
OliJason says:
*D:
It's very cold, here.
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After a session of eminently quotable commentary, how is it that I can never remember any of them once I have navigated to this page?
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Sent one of my friends a plushie, for Christmas. The following texts resulted in much lulz.
Jason: As a gift to you, name something and if it's within my power, I'll do it.
Me: Send me all the spaghetti.
Jason: All the spaghetti?
Me: ALL OF IT.
Jason: PILES OF IT. RAINING FROM THE SKY.
Me: *waits for it, with my tiny lace umbrella*
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"Merry Christmas. Don't do drugs."
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Haha, wow... these are great... XP
Well, a week or some ago, we had a game night where a matter of possession was being discussed... so I recalled a diplomatic method of settling such matters that someone once told to me... it can be boiled down to one perfectly elegant phrase.
"I dun' peed on it 'n now it's mine."
Someone there really took a liking to it and continued to use it all night... :P
"Yeah, that couch you're sitting on? I dun' peed on it 'n now it's mine. You see that cup? That cup you're drinking out of? I dun' peed on it 'n now it's mine."
Wow...
I've been a little out of sorts, today. Must be something to do with the lack of sleep thing. Like not sleeping last night. Yeah. Something like that.
And SUGAR.
So much sugar.
...
And I forgot the word "diplomatic." How on Earth did I forget THAT word.
It was like that one day in first grade all over again... when I forgot the word "cat." O.o
(I NEVER said I was bright.)
So, in an attempt to remember this word... not so much so that I could use it here but becuase it somehow seemed tremendously wrong that I forget this word, but I didn't remember the word so I didn't know why it was so terrible that I forgot it... but somehow I knew... ... ...
Anyway. In an attempted to remember this word, I was consulting Dragyn and I guess he wasn't completely listening to my half-coherent rambles about a word. I was giving him hints about what it seemed to almost mean in my memory...
"It's used a lot to describe Libra personalities!"
I don't know why I said that, knowing that he knows nothing about zodiac signs.
"Degenerate?"
...
"I'm a Libra." >.<
"What? I thought you said 'leaders.'"
And honestly, I don't really know why I know zodiac signs, either, seeing as they seem to hold little relevance to me... besides being a somewhat cool concept. XP
... ... ...
Oh, man...
I think I've hit that stage of tired when I just start spouting idiotic nonsense and feeling a little dizzy... ... ...
Later, I will probably come back and read what I have said, and feel a deep sense of regret. XD XP
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A:... in the name of evil. :P
Right.
me: don't you mean "EVIL"
A: Yes.
That.
XD
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Was Stumbling:
"I went into the garage today to unpack the Christmas decorations. I found a present from last year that I had forgotten to give. I was so disappointed! They would really have loved that kitten..."
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Hahahaha... XD
Blood, I read that and started laughing so loud, I thought I'd wake up the person sleeping on the floor...
*Pokes Dragyn with toe*
But he's still sleeping... :P
Facebook can be a source for great quotes... XD XP
"My cat was chewing on the Christmas tree lights when they were on... i was in the shower.... my mom was baking banana bread... setting the stage for awesomeness...
My cat got shocked, peed all over all of the presents and tore up the tree. My mom starts screaming for me, so I grab a towel and run out--there's cat pee everywhere, the cat is hissing under the couch and just then the dinner company shows up, watching me move a horrible-smelling, pee-covered Christmas tree, half-naked..... kind of a big deal."
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Best Quotes
Relationships are like farting, if you push too hard, things could get messy real fast."
Immature? Maybe. Funny? Definitely.
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I cringed a little when I read that. Then, despite myself, I giggled... because there was someone sitting right next to me that I could horrify with this just to watch their reaction. XD XP
So yeah, Skyrim joke... haha.
Dragyn was killing a dragon (haha, Dragyn killing dragon... :P ) and glowy things happen, as usual. Someone who was watching thought it was funny to say something about how he was eating dragon souls.
I was in the room, lying on the floor and kinda' sleepy-gargle-salkhfdaf... but I overheard this and managed to throw in something to the extent of "The breakfast of champions!"
People seemed to think that was sort of amusing... :B
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Dude A: "I was about to make fun of you, for reading what is obviously a Shoujo comic, bur then I remembered that I can't do that anymore."
Dude B: "You and your ponies, man."
A: "Yeah. Confound these ponies; they cost me so much!"
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Hahaha... XD
And yet it's a willing expense. XP
However, there's definitely worse, I'm sure. :P
I've never cared much for one side or the other of the vegetarian/omnivorous thing, but I sure find a lot of amusing jokes on that general topic. Like this one. :P
"If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot at."
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My brother: "And now imagine an obese Mexican going..."
Me, cutting in: "Dude, give up drugs. I know your drugs are Youtube videos, still, give up them."
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"I took the road less traveled.
I starved to death while lost."
"Sailed for pleasure, buried my treasure...
If only I had a boat."
"All zombies defeated! Now let's party!
Huzzah! But what about the velociraptors?"
all from http://survivingtheworld.net/Homework-Memoirs.html
The rest of them are pretty good, too.
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"If this song was a tomato, it would be a very very nice tomato."
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First post of 2012! I texted a friend, in California, at midnight. (my time)
Me: I AM IN THE FUTURE.
Jason: What is it like?
Me: Terrible. There aren't even any hoverboards.
Jason: Invent them, before I get there.
Me: I'll get right on it. There will be hoverboards and flying cars, when you get here.
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That's awesome. Haha. XD XP
So...
What's the status on those flying cars? :P
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As far as flying cars though, the closest we've got is quantum levitation. Which is actually pretty awesome, and about halfway to a flying car.
(Watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Zqmdv5iyIOY )
Anyway, quote time:
"You remember the last time someone from Clan Piflak was murdered? You remember what happened to them?"
"Piflak killed them?"
"Well, yes! But more than that! She...she mega-killed them! And then turned their bones into a pipe organ! One that hasn't needed tuning once since it was made!
And then she took all the rest and turned it into pies! Pies, Jakob!
But not just any pies!
They were the most delicious pies ever created..."
I do love DMFA...
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"I want to fight the people who made it, and I can, because I know Karate. Also, I will succeed - provided they attack me with a single punch along a very specific vector. I have pamphlets I distribute to potential foes detailing all my requirements. "
Tycho, Of Penny Arcade, regarding the makers of the Kinect
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"I'm glad your parents had you, but I think they could've done a better job."
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Playing an assassin in Skyrim, and I've just been tasked with killing a bard:
"He is, by all accounts, the worst bard ever. So many people have sought his death, Astrid had to hold a lottery to determine the client."
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Been playing Borderlands (again), with my friend.
Me: I think I'm finally happy with my guns, now.
Tim: No, you're not.
Me: I'm kind of happy with my guns, now.
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If you no longer covet better guns, you're done playing borderlands.
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If you no longer covet better guns, you're done playing borderlands.
Exactly!
"Nobody is going to bomb a Volkswagen. They're too cute." ~ Harry Dresden
I love these books. This one (Death Masks) has been funnier, than usual.
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People keep telling me to read those books, but I haven't actually done so, yet.
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"It's all fun and games until someone looses their mind."
Then, it's just plain awesome.
Sorry, it's not the greatest quote, but I was just recently reminded of it, and my sister and I came up with it when we were little and misread the original quote. At that age, everything was hilarious, but now it has nostalgic value, so I'm putting it here anyway. :P
I have never heard of those books, but that quote is pretty funny. :P
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Somehow, my friend/relative and I got into a discussion about being senior citizens, complete with calling our high school friend (who graduated with us at the age of 16) a whipper snapper and offering her hard candy and talking about just how many cats we'll have.
Me: I'm totally gonna' have a blast with those little scooter carts when we're older. :P
C: haha yeah. we are gonna be the fun old ladies...
Me: I'll head straight for crowds in the grocery isles screaming, "Oh no, everyone get out of the way, my breaks don't work--I'M OUT OF CONTROL!!!" just to see if they move. :P
C: Hahaha yeah i can imagine you doing that
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I love Homestuck.
From act 6[sic because TG is drunk]:
TG: this doesnt matter now tho i cant play til i go deliver this dead cat back ing time to maybe my mom or someshing??/
UU: that's another statement that doesn't make a good deal of sense to me, bUt if it is important to yoU, then godspeed!
It's like sour candy for your brain.
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Haha, that sounds like the auto correct fails and those sites for bad texts... :P
Example:
"Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder..."
Hahaha. I bet it would... XD XP
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"Holy! With scissors like those you could pierce the heavens!"
-Slightly Damned, Page 448
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Right. What used to be the one topic keeping the forum alive is giving me the dead thread warning when I go to post to it. Possibly a sign of trouble, but I'm pushing forward anyway.
The main wizard at the MUCK I was created at maintains a community access quote file for enjoyable reading. I could just link it since he always asks people's permission before quoting them, but instead I'll just grab something featuring myself as a kind of introduction.
Ryan_Galen errs. "Aren't... elder god cults supposed to be more... vague
and mysterious? You're certainly the first one I've seen doing
missionary work."
The damp fellow blinks amphibian eyes. "We're also putting forward a
candidate for the school board. Our society needs to look after the
welfare of the young and succulent."
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Yeah, place has been slow. Most of the members are busy, and I haven't been updating the comics very reliably, either.
Still, good to see you. New blood might wake the place up.
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Well while I'm certainly new, I'm not sure if I alone count as a blood infusion. We'll see if a certain project getting off the ground will help though.
In the meantime...
Raf_Cian thinks the best thing to do at this point is not make a noice.
People aren't robots. You can't talk to them.
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"I don't get it.
I mean, what is this ...[nonsense] about hearing stars twinkle?
--and what is with her freaky eyes!?
Wait, are those supposed to be cataracts?
Is she blind?
She is blind! That explains everything.
Well, I feel like a jerk now.
Way to make fun of the little, blind girl, ...[dude]!
I mean, obviously, she is a fictional, talking, cartoon horse, but that's still a dick move on my part."
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Also, for people who cannot forgive Snowdrop for being such a pretentious little git, have a link to this alternate ending. (http://t-3000.deviantart.com/art/Snowdrop-Alternate-Ending-363703536)
I'm pretty sure you can find Snowdrop on your own, if you wants Snowdrop.
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Last night, the third installment of Hero Quest rolled out for Billy versus Snakeman.
This installment was VERY text extensive... and given the personality of some of these characters there were more than enough contributions to this thread if you look for them.
You step through, and the moment the alternate reality of the Fields resolves, you are greeted by [Spoiler Redacted]'s leering grin. With a flash, his sword plunges into your forehead - and you don't feel a thing.
"Hmph. That didn't work. Will remember that for next time."
Of course that's more crazy psychopath. Here's just some crazy silly.
"...it would blow your mind. Seriously, pah-SHOOM." She waves her arms around.
"Oh, man, I bet you are going to look SO cool. We all look cool, when we're On. It is part of the package deal! Wait, wait.. this is going to be," she laughs at her own joke, "heh, this is going to be Awesome!"
Hmm... of course that last one only works in context of the world at large. Still, hopefully you're suitable entertained.
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Wow...
I haven't played BvS in ages...
Good to know it's still being updated.
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There were parts of BvS that I really, really loved, but eventually I basically beat all the cool stuff I had access to and I didn't feel like grinding enough to get to the good stuff.
Plus, it is the kind of game that asks for 30 seconds a day at level 1 season 1, and by season 18 it takes an hour a day, just to deal with all your daily crap you need to farm to keep up.
Plus, my time is contrained to the point that I had to make some hard choices. would I rather play BvS, or would I rather hold on to the hope of someday seeing SW released with sprites that aren't crap?
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"The sandwich Wizard labored in his tower for six days. On the seventh day, he brought the sandwich before the king.
--and it was glorious."
Raven, Teen Titans Go!, Ep 1.
This show is basically what happens when you make an entire series out of the zany filler episodes of Teen Titans. The art style is simpler and cheaper, but also much more consistent. Also, I like all the little nods to people who watched the last series.
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"If you had condemned millions of people to a life of suffering, could you do the same?"
"Isn't that what you're asking me to do by firing the Sun Spire?"
From Chapter 19 of Incendius
...which is an online story I can't link, because while it is of exceptionally good quality, it is also apologetically adult. Still, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the good lines spoken outside the unmentionable situations.
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"A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. The outcome is the balance of might and right." -John Teller
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"We must all face our demons, the question now is which one's first."
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Which is the reason I used the term fixing. Not because DoW itself is broken, but because what we're using it for is like trying to put an entire football team on a single bicycle or something.
Raf_Cian from Crimson Flag chat, 10/26/13
Yes, this is my player quoting himself using his character's as proxies. Still the best quick quot he can give you. If you want a quote not from him and don't care if it's quick, he can give you an excerpt from My Life is Super.
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"No one has gone missing or died. The year is still young."
"Stopped dwarves from trying to clean their own missing or internal body parts."
I love dwarf fortress.
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Twoscythe: You still playing BvS? My char got deleted years ago.
Dragynwulf: Mine too. Started playing again a bit ago. Figured if I was considering making a ninja-themed campaign, it wouldn't hurt.
Twoscythe: Eh... I don't think BvS is goign to be a good source for actual ninja tropes.....
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Twoscythe: My SAN, yOO have mastered the power of the Awesome, and the 11ty-billion Sutras of the Sharpened Kama, now you are ready for your FI-nal TEST. -- but first, drink this poison.
Twoscythe: A smexy ninja gives you a crate of glowsticks at a rave, becasue she loves your dance moves. As a result, you are drawn into a global underground fighting ring, that is basically the ultimate rock paper scissors league.
Twoscythe: Then you have to sojourn in the desert, through 40 years of Fallout Boy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBr7kECsjcQ) references, until your kung fu is strong enough to kill God.
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Baby (chewing on my leg): Rawr rawr. Om nom.
Me: One of our daughters wants to be a princess, and the other wants to be a dinosaur.
Wife: Where did we go so wrong, that she wants to be a princess?
Me: Yeah, but look at her princesses. They fight evil, shoot lasers and fly.