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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #45 on: December 15, 2010, 10:35:41 PM »

Why not!?






Interrobang!?



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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #46 on: December 16, 2010, 05:44:41 PM »

Because everyone knows that roaches are full of radiation. 
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #47 on: December 16, 2010, 08:53:27 PM »

Because everyone knows that roaches are full of radiation.
So THAT'S why I have a terrible fear, of them!
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2010, 02:21:24 AM »

Hahahaha. XP

Speaking of interrobangs... XD
Found that while wandering about the Internet. My art teacher loves it. :P

Not sure if you've heard about "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey, or whatever his name was, but my English teacher loves them. Today, the last day before Christmas break, he had us make our own. This one is between a friend and I... based on a true story... XP
"If the police officer asks you why you ran over that guy, tell the truth. 'I'm sorry Officer, I thought he was someone else.'"

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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #49 on: December 20, 2010, 06:01:28 AM »

--and that would make it completely okay.

Anyway, gotta quote something:

"...the most beautiful one wins. It's a very mental contest."
-Marissa Kirisame, Touhou Project: Silent Sinner in Blue

I haven't read Silent Sinner in Blue , but that sums up the philosophy of the entire TouHou Project. (Apparently it's pronounced like toe and hoe, not like you.) In a duel where characters can lay down literal hundreds of instant defeat attacks in the span of a few seconds, evasion is the only substantial defense, and mesmerizing patterns of attacks, and illusory feints, are the only real ways to make yourself deadlier. Fine craftsmanship and quick wits are the virtues emphasized, rather than raw destructive force.

Somebody hooked me up with some English patched versions of the TouHou Project, up to game 11, and half-translated versions of 12 and 12.5. I'm not sure if these patched versions are really legal, but Team Shanghai Alice has really turned out a great product here, and I really recommend giving the series a look.

Imperishable Night is my favorite shooter in the series, closely followed by Phantasm of Flower View. (This would go to first place in a hurry, if the balance was a bit better and I had more people to play against.) For the Vs. fighter spin-off, I'm partial to Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, now that I figured out how skill cards work, as opposed to Spell Cards.

If you have some extra jingle in your pocket that you need to unload, any one of those three is a lovely twist on their genre.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #50 on: January 01, 2011, 10:27:48 AM »

Double Post!

"Read!


or the owl will eat you"
« Last Edit: January 02, 2011, 09:03:30 AM by Felblood »
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« Reply #51 on: January 03, 2011, 06:10:52 PM »

Hahaha. :P

"It'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA' DIE!!! !!! !!!"
- Agnes from "Despicable Me"
An awesome character from and awesome movie. XD XP
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #52 on: January 04, 2011, 01:54:04 PM »

"I see your Park Place, and I'll raise you an orange!"

Pokeropoly is weird.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #53 on: January 06, 2011, 02:26:51 PM »

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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2011, 09:45:59 PM »

Me: "I think Sanctuary makes me hungry."
Tim: "Everything makes you hungry. Eating makes you hungry!"
Me: ".... I don't deny this. -as I eat a Twinkie-"

Er..my Tim. Not Dragyn. XD Our Skype conversations are hilarious. <3
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2011, 10:32:47 PM »

You know The Illusive Man?
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« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2011, 10:23:55 PM »

Hahaha... XD
That is pretty hilarious. :P

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The Illusive Man?
Sounds way too similar to "The Muffin Man..."
And now... *hardly fitting the melody* "Do you know the Illusive Man..." XP

Yeah. :P
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That's funny, though.
Every member on this forum knows him outside of it, to varying degrees... XD XP

And that quote reminds me of a conversation I had with Dragyn-Tim earlier, today... XD
"Tim: <Name> is home. I think she's stealing my bandwidth.
me: HAHAHAH!!! XD
I read "bandwidth" as "sandwich."
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Now I want a sandwich...
Tim: O..o
How...
. . .
Hahah!
Blast it, me too."

Needless to say, I proceeded to make a sandwich. :P
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« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2011, 11:39:24 PM »

Personally, I think somebody at Bio-ware can't spell Elusive, and came up with that silly speech for him to cover, when it was too late to fix things.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #58 on: January 16, 2011, 01:48:13 PM »

Ever been watching tv, and a commercial started, only to be cut off? That just happened.

"Funerals are difficult, for any family-" "-So choose Inspiron!"
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« Reply #59 on: January 16, 2011, 09:12:08 PM »

I have seen that happen, but I can't remember what the commercials were for, or what the funny sentence was.
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