*Srnk!!!*
Oh, I see --
With sticky cheese technology we have finally found a solution to the helmet slippage of previous designs!!!
With the durable, brick-like burnt-tortilla substance, these will provide acceptable protection, meeting our high national safety standards.
[Caution: avoid head injuries while wearing helmet; they may be hazardous to your health.]
They bring an intimidating look that will strike fear into the hearts of enemies!!!
Plus, they introduce broad new opportunities for survival -- now, when our soldiers are faced with starvation and have already finished gnawing their boots, they can turn to their helmets!
If you imagine a different setting, you can even taste your mother's cooking!
This is the look of the American Army a few years from now.
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