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Dragyn

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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2010, 05:02:51 PM »

"Don't wear it as a hat."
"I'm not gonna' wear it as a hat!  It's covered in sticky cheese!"

-Gersolov and Blood
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2010, 07:21:51 PM »

The scary part is "it" was a burnt tortilla.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2010, 07:41:55 PM »

Hahaha. XD XP

Wait, why was this discussion happening...? :P
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2010, 08:59:47 PM »

I totally burnt a quesadilla.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2010, 09:57:32 AM »

:P
Great.
The most sensible discussion to follow the burning of a quesidilla is it's potential use as a hat. XD
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2010, 01:14:58 PM »

With considering the millitary applications of it as a close second.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2010, 02:22:54 AM »

Hmm...

Ok, what are the military applications of a burnt quesadilla?
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2010, 04:54:46 PM »

Hahaha... XD

* Faith wants to hear this...
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2010, 06:34:51 PM »

Helmets of course.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2010, 04:14:42 AM »

*Srnk!!!*
Oh, I see --

With sticky cheese technology we have finally found a solution to the helmet slippage of previous designs!!!
With the durable, brick-like burnt-tortilla substance, these will provide acceptable protection, meeting our high national safety standards.
[Caution: avoid head injuries while wearing helmet; they may be hazardous to your health.]
They bring an intimidating look that will strike fear into the hearts of enemies!!!
Plus, they introduce broad new opportunities for survival -- now, when our soldiers are faced with starvation and have already finished gnawing their boots, they can turn to their helmets!
If you imagine a different setting, you can even taste your mother's cooking!
This is the look of the American Army a few years from now.

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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2010, 01:39:23 PM »

Nice.  You should totally start marketing burnt quesadilla helmets.  It'll be awesome.
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« Reply #41 on: December 14, 2010, 01:39:32 AM »

Yeah... with those kinds of options, every nut in a bomb-shelter basement with a plain desk under a bare light bulb for studying government conspiracies will want one...
Did I mention that they would probably be so out of their natural wits that anything would sound like a good idea to them? :P
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #42 on: December 14, 2010, 12:24:28 PM »

Great!  You already know your market audience!
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #43 on: December 14, 2010, 06:06:56 PM »

...
:P

Okay, this is a pretty funny one... XD
But it's the sorta quote you have to see...

Also, this is just super awesome.
Reminds me of the days when my sister and I made plans to pave our floor with pennies... those plans sorta' stopped happening when my dad caught us gluing a few pennies to the floor in the corner of our room. He chopped off most of them with an ax, but there's still one stuck by the door to this day. It kinda inspires me to think that I was actually kinda creative at that young age, if not reasonable enough to realize that maybe Elmer's glue wasn't the best method of attaching those pennies to the floor...
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #44 on: December 15, 2010, 06:40:09 PM »

"I look on the floor and see that dead roach, and I think to myself...'I can't eat that'."
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