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Dragyn

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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2010, 08:33:36 PM »

...

And, all of a sudden, I want to get a puppy...

...and name it Giblets.

After all, puppies grow up, and turn into dogs.  AND THEN THEY DIE.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2010, 12:16:38 AM »

That's terrible... XD

Yeah...
I'm not sure if my sister ever forgave you, for that... :P
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2010, 03:07:53 AM »

To be fair, some puppies die before turning into dogs. :P
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2010, 02:32:18 PM »

This is true.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2010, 05:14:10 PM »

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I don't think that my sister would have liked that any better. :P XD

Okay, so... sleep deprivation!!!

I was really tired in class today... 'cuz I didn't sleep when I should have... :P
And we were working with those asymptote graphs; specifically, we were working on the ones with the slanted asymptote, rather than horizontal.
The teacher showed us some stuff on the board, then gave us papers with problems like that, to try out. And I was pretty sure I got it... seemed like a pretty easy concept.
But then I looked at the paper, and started noticing just how sleepy I ways.
Valiantly, I trudged along and managed to do the first problem, thinking, "Okay, this point has to go here and then another there to make the oblique asymptote..." and next thing I know my teacher is waking me up by talking to me.
"Hey, I know you're sleepy and all, but you probably should do the work..."
"Oh, oops... well at least I got one problem down!"
"Er... I think you're not getting the slanted asymptote..."
I looked down and saw... a horizontal asymptote where my slanted one should've been.  :o
To this moment, I don't know where that straight line came from. >.>
On the side note, I think my math teacher thinks I'm crazy, now. XP
« Last Edit: November 09, 2010, 05:25:46 PM by Faith »
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2010, 08:00:49 PM »

On lies:

"If you don't fully bake your truths, I'll get truth poisoning."

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On chess:

"Snarl!  I'm a pawn!  While individually weak, I can sneak attack anyone from the side.

Snort!  I'm a Rook.  I charge straight ahead, destroying anything getting in my way.

Grr!  I'm a Bishy-bop!  I plan ahead and attack the correct angles.

Dee!  I'm a knight!  I go forward for a bit, and then fall down or something!"

Both are from Uh-oh, it's a Dinosaur
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2010, 10:17:53 PM »

"Why is the dwarf so shiny?  And why is he so stinking HOT?"

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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2010, 04:12:17 AM »

The stocky, little, guy from LotRO, with the giant braided beard?

I don't understand women. ???
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2010, 06:32:53 PM »

:P

Something just sorta' tells me that's NOT what whoever said that was thinking... >.>
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2010, 11:50:12 PM »

"I feel like everyone around me is constantly judging me because I do not know how to use a semi-colon."
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2010, 03:44:44 PM »

The semi-colon is the greatest punctuation mark; it denotes the way I actually talk.

I've been re-reading the tournament arc in Dragon Mango. It's pretty quotable.

Mango: "I am not irresponsible! I didn't abandon the letter! I'll have you know I left it with the accident-prone eight-year-old, I was supposed to be babysitting.

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Claw: Would his highness the king, desire a sandwich, also?

King Citrus: NAY! Your king wishes a fruit pie of some sort! This I command!
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« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2010, 01:15:57 AM »

--and now some gems from Elona (a graphical roguelike with a mild death penalty, and limited save loading).

DW: I found a corpse of little girl here, but I don't know where it came from. I'm going to eat it anyway, since it's made of human flesh, which is my favorite food, apparently.

G: That game is so messed up.

DW: I didn't really think about that until after I said it.

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From my output console:

"The town child drinks a potion. It's sulfuric acid!
The sulfuric acid burns the town child from the inside.
The town child is melted away."

This game has some dark moments.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2010, 10:16:33 AM »

From a movie I don't remember the name of:

"The pope warned me not to trust the CIA."
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2010, 10:56:15 AM »

"I was the turkey, all along!"

I've been re-watching Invader Zim..
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2010, 02:58:35 PM »

*Snrk!* XP

"When life gives you winter, you mug a snowman for candy."
-Facebook :P
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