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[bloodreaper]

"I will Kill you!

I will kill you until you die from it!" --unknown

"Go! Laser Eyes!" --Nappa, in Dragon Ball Z.

Seriously, I tried watching this stuff today, and while I'll admit some of it was pretty good, then keep doing stuff like that. It is stupid.

You can have all the laser eyes you want, but if you're going to shout "Go! Laser Eyes!" when you do it, you've crossed some sort of line.

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

Like Pokemon?  

"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"
-Anonymous

I don't know why. That just amused me. XD

Heh... well, McCain doesn't know how many houses he has. That's pretty funny.
(If he wins. I hope so. More than Obama, anyway. I don't really like either of 'em. I think I already might've said that, here...)

[bloodreaper]

That's the danger of having accountants and Tax preparers.

Since it's somebody else's job to keep track of everything you have, you don't even know what all you have enough of.

Best to buy a couple extra of everything.    

[Fox]

Sept 23, 2008, 9:11pm, Faith wrote:

"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"
-Anonymous.

That is so going in my list of "Top 5 best quotes EVER" list.

"Kill your feet! They're trying to keep you from us."
-I dunno. It was in a friend's avatar. XD

[Gryphor]

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car" - Anonymous

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

That's great...  

Hm...
This will make no sense to anyone... but I cannot restrain myself...
"I'm a seismograph!!! Rwar!!!"
-Friends and I
It was a morning on the bus... the road was bumpy, the windows foggy, and if you let your fingertip jump around on the window... ... ...

[Fox]

There was a topic on DA about Burger King & Dairy Queen. This was my favorite comment.

"They will be married on a sunny day aboard a wonderful Shipley's owned by the one and only Long John Silvers, Taco Bells ringing in the back ground on such a merry day.

They shall buy their first son a Jack In The Box and his name will be Sonic. They will drink Margarita's and their farmer McDonald will raise Starbucks, Chic, Fille, and A's..."

[bloodreaper]

"The more I examine it, the more nuances it seems to have!

...and by nuances I mean teeth.

It is a nuanced piece."

"Why don't you sleep in your front room, sir, where you can't see it?"

"Mister Jinx, don't be absurd!


It's scary enough hanging from the wall. What if, when I'm not looking it floats into my foyer, and hovers an inch from my face.

I can't take that chance..."

--Memnon Vanderbeam, in http://www.starslip.com/2008/09/25/magical-thinking/

[Fox]

Dad: "I lost it and that hurts my feelings."
Me: "You hurt your own feelings?"
Dad: "I don't know what that means. I said it..but I have no clue what it means."

Yeah....I was confused, too. XD

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

Hm...

"WARNING: in case of collision, this car will be driverless."

[spookty]

Heh, Starslip Crisis.  

What about...

"The mask is purely psychological!  I have to defuse its power over me somehow!  I'll imagine it with a silly little voice.  A kid's voice!  Just make it non-threatening!  'Hullo Mr. Vanderbeam, sir!'  Ha!  Yes!  'I'm just a silly widdle mask!  A mask that nobody wuvs!  Why don't you wuv me?  Is it because I look like this?  You made me like this daddy'"

[bloodreaper]

Vanderbeam would be the man we love to hate, if we didn't pity him so much.

I like Jinx's response to the the mask even better though. He finds it comforting because, "It reminds me of my mom."

Considering that he eats his own offspring on a regular basis, should he really find his mother's fanged visage so comforting?

Disgea 2:

"Don't you have some other reason for believing you can defeat my father? For instance, being from a heroic lineage, or being level 1,000,000?"
    -Rozalyn

"What's really important is willpower. Even if your legs are broken and your arms fall off, you have to keep fighting, until the very end."

    --Adell

Adell clearly follows the Black Knight school of warrior discipline.

[spookty]

Heh.  What the heck, I know all of those quotes.  Gah.

Hey, y'know what starts playing in the background when you go to the Destroy All Humans game site? Huh? Do you?!  Huh?!

"Burn baby burn, disco inferno!" with like.. little peace signs in the background..

I am gonna have that stuck in my head for like a month.

I dunno, maybe your mom is really comforting when you are but a tiny little Jinxlet.  I need one of those, actually.

[bloodreaper]

--But Jinxlets don't grow up to be normal Crybozoids, do they?

They transform into giant, hulked out ravagers.

"When in demolitions mode, the Tuxedo will consider any object a target"

[spookty]

Jinxlets grow up to ge giant, hulked out ravagers if they get any of that weird goo stuff.  I think that happened to one of them, the rest remained horribly cute.

"Well, it's your electric bill. You could have thought to turn the console off. Haven't you ever heard of global warming?" - Orthopox, if left idle at the Mothership.

"May I remind you that the name of this game is 'Destroy All Humans', not SCREW AROUND IN THE MOTHERSHIP!" - Orthopox again, if left idle.