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[Faith]

Heh...

Okay, this might make sense to someone who actually knows what this means, but to me it was just plain ridiculous.  

My computer gave me this bit of information while I was waiting for it to finish logging me in:
Checking file system D:
File type is FAT32

[bloodreaper]

32-bit File Allocation Table. All the cool OSes are using it.

[Fox]

On Mortal Kombat Armageddon:
"Deadly fatality!"

Doesn't that seem a bit....redundant?

[bloodreaper]

And yet it's still less rediculous than the junk they thew into MK3

"Animality!" (Transform into an animal and maul your opponent)

-and-

"Babality" (Transform your opponent into a baby. There is no reson for this.)

[spookty]

"BABALITY!" sounds like something a construction worker would yell at a chick.

"You made the corpses, I'm just grinding them into hotdogs!  Who's the real bad guy here?" - Orthopox 13.  I MUST play Destroy All Humans.  Every single friggin' one.

[Fox]

I have a picture for every occasion.

[Gryphor]

"I owe it all to little chocolate donuts."
John Belushi

Adrienne Gusoff - "Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out."

[Faith]

O.O

That poor little girl... ... ... >.<

Hm...
Okay... this is going to be a bit long...  

So, one fine day my friend and I were, *ahem...* well, passing notes in Biology, and it started as a very neat, and organized note... then, for some reason, the statements after the first half suddenly became a chaotic mess, sideways, upside down, looping all over the bottom half of the paper and right over the lines, with no apparent reason, and so I made note of this to my friend.
"It's like the Continental Divide... "
Friend (F): "Yes. I want to be in that Continent." ('Twas seventh hour, so I think she was sleepy and wanted out, at that point, so Continental Divide = borderline and another continent.)
Me: "If you do, will you take me with you?"
F: "You can visit me sometimes."
M: *Laugh!!!*    "Okay, now... which continent are we talking about?"
-Teacher is talking about the organization and layout of class room.-
F: "Neatnesstopia."
-Teacher is telling students not to leave notebook paper-fringes on the assignments because they mesh, and make the paper-fringe monster, while clasping her hands together and intertwining and wiggling her fingers as an example.*
M: *Laugh!!!*    "And if there is notebook fringe, the squiggly, vicious paper-fringe blob will get you? *Cue to look at me like I'm insane.*
-Waited for her to look at me so I could repeat the teacher's earlier gesture.-
F:"Yes, that is paper fringia. Scary continent.
M: Um... to stay on the same track as you... is this still the continent you wanted to go to?"
F: "... I'm not sure."

Well, that has to count as crazy, to say the least.  

[Fox]

Oh, geez. Sounds like when a friend & I started Dubiland. XD

[bloodreaper]

Yu-gi-oh the abridged series:

"After I aquire all the Mellenium Items, I'll use their vagely defined powers to destroy the world! --but first I'll defeat you in a children's card game!"

"Why are their two Yugis?"
"Well sometimes while I'm playing cards I hear this voice in my head, telling me exactly how to win."
"You mean like cheating?"
"No, not like cheating like using mystical powers to win!"
...
"You mean like cheating?"

---

"Bullying is wrong! Destroying people's minds with magical powers is A-okay!"

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*

Hm..
Okay, well... I was sewing my Halloween costume, and I decided to take a short reprieve, and had a few excess pins...
My sister sat about where I was working, after I got up, and I told her to watch for the pins and she said, "You're not supposed to put pins in the couch!!!"
I replied: "I didn't put them in the couch, I put them in the cat!"
There was a pause as she looked at me, totally mortified...
And then we burst out laughing.
(Explanation: I didn't have anywhere else to put them. (*Snrk!* Nah, my mom has a cat cushion that I put on the back of the couch. XD )

[spookty]

Heh.  I'm not doing anything this year >_>
It's one of those things where the childhood wonder is slowly ripped away as you get older.  Meh.

But I got a friend of mine to play multiplayer with me in Up Your Arsenal, and I'd joined the Insomniac Community to get a certain skin, and because we're always babbling about something while we play, it eventually led to...

Me: "Hey, if Nefarious doesn't like Courtney then why does he keep 'er around?"
Her: "Hormones."
Me: "..."
I just kinda stared at her for a second, then it sunk in and I was laughing for like a minute and a half while she captured the enemy base by herself.

[bloodreaper]

Me and Dragyn:

D[completely out of the blue, as is our habit with quotes]: "I got yer' Zerg right here! Ul-augh!

Me: No, that guy says, " I got yer' Zerg right here! *SPAK*!"; the guy next to him does the "AAH!"

D: Oh, you're right.

Me: This conversation is weird. In fact, I'm going to put it in the crazy quotes.

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I was already here in the thread, and how can you resist this level of nested pop-culture/Self-referentialism, when there's hardly any effort involved in giving in?

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

Nice.  

And I don't even have a clue what a zerg is...

I've done things similar to that... when other people are around me and I'm on the forum I'll just wait, and my family usually says something strange, eventually.    
But tonight everyone is asleep, so I have to let the next person think of something... *Shrugs.* =J

[bloodreaper]

Zerg are alien life forms ripped off from GW's Tyranids and Alien's Aliens.

They kill space marines.

One of them stabbed the aforementioned guy in the face, making a squishy *SPAK* sound.

None of the characters in this scene, Terran or Zerg, survive. Realizing that they've been ambushed by a superior force, and have no chance of escape, the the last surviving Terran soldier prematurely detonates the nuke they're carrying, taking the Zerg infestation out with them.

This is the first "reward" cutscene, in the Zerg campaign, of the original Starcraft.

It's not really too much of a downer that those guys died, since anybody who appears in a cutscene in the original Starcraft has a life expectancy of about 3 lines, tops.

They were Confederate troops, anyway, which means they would have died in the expansion pack, anyway, when the Dominion and the UED pretty much wipe out the Confederates, to keep them from interfering in their plots to kill each other/take control of the Zerg Swarm.