Ice water for drinking, Captain Witty. --not for injuries.
It took me a second to grasp the joke, because I'm so used to your random puns being mean spirited, that it took me a bit to look for a meaning that wasn't offensive, to someone present.
Also, the pun, when gotten, is a stretch, even if you puzzle out flaw in context.
Edit:I write this stuff for your sake, little bro'; you make much better company when you're not being so
[your age here, 'cuz it's the internet], i.e. trying so hard to impress people that you come across as a spazz and a jerk.
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D: You want to fry some bacon?
Me: Yeah, I could fry that bacon, and it would be fried.
D:
What? Isn't that the point of frying bacon?
Me: Can you tell that I have been sleeping? I have not. I try, but the sleeping does not happen.
