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[Faith]

*Snrk*

Hm...

"I was gonna' hold down her shirt while she was taking it off."
- Bad choice in words... >.<
(Someone was taking off a second shirt, and the first was going with it. I reached to help her, she spazzed out and jumped away, shrieking a little and whacking my hands. I think she thought I was after her exposed belly... *pokes*)
Heh... I bet almost half the people on here can guess who it was... XD

[bloodreaper]

We've never seen any of the Jinxlets turn into anything besides a ravager, so it's possible that's all they do.

Jinx has created full sized crybozoid bodies in the space of moments, in the past, so there's no reason for jinxlets to need to grow up if that's all they're turning into.

Of course, Jinx only explains his abilities if someone asks, and to ensure that new abilities can be added at any time, the author never has anyone ask.

"Why would a vaporise him with my maser if I wanted to capture him alive? I clearly wanted to take him alive. Minion! Explain this to me!"

"P-Perhaps, your finger slipped, sir?"

"Fool! I am infalable! Clearly, I sub-concously wanted to kill him! Die for your insolence!"

"ARRRGH!"

--Lord Katarrakis and a minion

==========================

"Hey guy, go back to Space Egypt!"

"What!? I have no intention of going there!"

--Cutter and Katarrakis

[Faith]

Heh... um... what were those quotes about?

[bloodreaper]

Kattarakis is a deranged time traveler, who uses mind control devices to set himself up as a god.

The helmet of him time travel suit looks like a pharaoh hat.

Starslip Crisis: It is good.

[Dragyn]

"Him who rock him smash him no.
 Him who mountain him crush him no.
  Him who hammer him bash him no.
   Him who raise him head above him heart,
    Him diamond."

Sorry, Blood.  You made me do it.

Apologies to Pratchett if I misquoted.  I think I might've mixed up the hammer line, and I think there was another line, but I don't remember it...

[bloodreaper]

Isn't it, "Him who raise him heart above him head"?

Hail Mr. Diamond, King of the Rock Trolls!

[Faith]

... O.O

Eh?

[bloodreaper]

It's Prachett.

--Discworld series.

It's a sacred Troll chant, in honor of the legendary and mystical King of Trolls.

[Dragyn]

I'm pretty sure I had that line right, actually.  I seem to recall wondering about that...

[bloodreaper]

You're right.

An honorable troll like Mr. Diamond has to raise his head above his heart, because his heart tells him to smash dwarves, and avenge his fallen brethren. You can't act without thinking, when you're several tons of rock, and all your instincts are about using your diamond teeth on people.

[Faith]

...

Huh...
I'd heard about the Discworld series...
It... still sounds... interesting...  
Any good?

[Dragyn]

Oh yes.  Very much so, in my opinion.

[Faith]

Hm... I'd been intending to look at it... just hadn't gotten to it...
Maybe I'll try to find it after I finish the current series I'm going through...
My friends finally convinced me to look at the Twilight series, or whatever they're called.
It's pretty good for being a complete romance... I actually rather give my approval. Though it would normally not be my first choice.
Now I just have to finish it...
Yeah, I'm a compulsive reader, sometimes. But then maybe I'm just over-all compulsive... I often wonder...
It would be better if I hadn't left my book in that person's car, though... ... ...

Hm...

I got this in my mail, and thought it was pretty funny.  

Lost Phone

My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an
appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice
that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I
had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"

I replied, "Aren't you talking on it?"

There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality
of the situation sank in, followed by, "You are NOT going to
tell anybody about this!"

[spookty]

Hehe.  Nice.  And then AFTER you read Discworld, read Evil Genius and the sequel.  I read them both in about a week, and then found out that the next one's in like 2010 or somewhere around there.  Gah.

On the school bus on the way home:

Me: "Hey [name]!"

Her: "Shh, I'm reading."

Me: "But-"

Her: "SHH."

Me: "Fine, be that way.  But I know where you live.  I know where you SLEEP!  You'll wake up with a gun muzzle against your head and I'll be like 'Wakey wakey eggs 'n' bakey!'"

Her: "SHHHH!"

[Faith]

*Snrk!*

Interesting friendship you have, there. XD

Hm... 'kay, this'n's really strange...
But it's stuck in my head... XD

Lunch time conversation with my friends :

"I was a vegetarian for a lawn time. It was about a week. (Emphasis on the word she accidentally used, in place of long)
-Everyone talks about how a week is short.-
- A lawn time? Well... you were a vegetarian, but... a lawn?

This produced this quote:
"There's not a lot of grass at my house... I was a vegetarian for a week, and had to eat something!"

So, yeah. Maybe I have interesting friendships, also...  

Edit:
Fiendship was supposed to be friendship... >.<