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Author Topic: Crazy Quotes - Continued  (Read 70609 times)

Faith

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Crazy Quotes - Continued
« on: January 28, 2008, 08:33:00 PM »

I couldn't let the Crazy Quotes die!!!

"All right - we've got one hour. You get the guns, I'll make pancakes."
-I do not not know the name of this show...

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bloodreaper

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2008, 12:30:00 PM »

"send guns lawyers and money; the ... just hit the fan." --I don't remember

I keep thinking of quotes I want to put here, but when the time comes I can't remember them. Random quotes are like that--ephermal.

"...just as the floating, disembodied head of colonel Sanders started yelling, 'everything you know is wrong; black is white, up is down and short is long! and everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter anymore!" --Weird Al's everything you know is wrong
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2008, 01:50:00 PM »

Ah..I remember the "Everything You Know is Wrong" phase at RPU. I was the only one that didn't get it. XD

*tosses some Freakazoid quotes in*

Douglas Douglas: You know, Duncan, you're the only one who ever sees this blue guy.
Duncan Douglas: He's real!
Debbie Douglas: Well, of course he's real to you dear, but that's because you're probably insane.

Hans: She is a beautiful mountain, yes? But in the Cloud lurk... (dramatic pause) spooky things.

Freakazoid: Cosgrove, how come you never got married?
Cosgrove: Because I like meat too much.
Freakazoid: You can get married and still eat a lot of meat.
Cosgrove: ...I didn't know that.

One more! Because it applies to me. XD
Debbie Douglas: You spend far too much time on that computer. It's not healthy.
Dexter Douglas: It's my life.
Debbie Douglas: That's so very, very sad.
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2008, 07:28:00 PM »

*Laugh!!!*   :D

I seem to be suffering the same type of memory lapse as Bloodreaper described.... so I just opened something in my mail, and posted it here (I might have just tried to remember, but I've been told to get off the computer....):

A school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first
day of school:

"If you promise not to believe everything your child says
happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he
says happens at home."

Received from Joe.
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spookty

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2008, 08:23:00 PM »

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." - I don't remember.

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." - I bet you could guess without me saying it.  Har har.

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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2008, 10:13:00 AM »

Best. Quote. Ever. XD I'll say that at restaurant buffets or parties, sometimes.
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2008, 10:40:00 AM »

Nope.

One of my teachers called one of the students abnormal, and said he was normal,  in a joking sort of way, and the student said, "Well abnormal is better; you get two whole extra letters!!!"
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spookty

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2008, 05:56:00 PM »

"YOUR MOTHER IS THE SPEED LIMIT NOW!" - N. Gin.  

"I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me." - GIR.

Hehe, I need to rewatch those DVDs.
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2008, 07:39:00 PM »

I need to buy those DVDs. 'Cause I need 'em on my computer. XD

N. Gin rules. He seems to have gone through a vast personality change, though, since Naughty Dog sold to..whoever. Bah. Naughty Dog days were the best. Unless you're referring to another N. Gin...but I only know of one. XP
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spookty

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2008, 08:01:00 PM »

XD Yes, that's the one I'm talking about.  What's with game companies and selling things, anyways? Bah.  I want to play Twinsanity soooo bad XD Especially since I've started playing Crash Bandicoot: Warped again.  

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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2008, 09:51:00 AM »

Love that one. Bazookas are fun. X3 Ever since I got that game, I've been an insane, rabid Dingodile fangirl. XD Ah..the good ol' days of Crash & Spyro. The 90's ruled.

Speaking of...*quotes*

"Bring out the butter, 'cause I'm making toast!" ~Dingodile
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2008, 01:20:00 PM »

All right, so we're watching a movie (rather, my sibling put it in the DVD player, and left a couple minutes ago...) with a name that escapes me, at the moment, and it's about a missionary, who is sent to a place where he can only talk, in English, with one man - his guide, pretty much. He doesn't know the native language, though he attempts to say a speech, anyway... by himslef...

First, the person in charge, who is introducing him, says in his own language, so that the person giving the speech cannot understand him:
"No matter what he says - nod your heads, and act interested."
Then he gives a nice, encouraging smile, to the person, and lets him talk...

He ends out saying stuff like this, repetitively:

"Ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to grow up and serve as one of the Lord's outhouses."

"Why has the Lord chosen to send an outhouse all the way from America, when each and every one of you, is capable of being your own outhouse?"

Sadly, this is a true story...

Well... I'd say the crowd was interested... but, er, perhaps not quite like what was wanted...   ;D
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2008, 01:28:00 PM »

Hm...is it End of the Spear..or something like that? That's the only movie I can think of. XD
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2008, 02:12:00 PM »

Apparently, it's The Other Side of Heaven.
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2008, 03:26:00 PM »

Ah..haven't heard of that one.

DG: I'm DG. This is...
Cain: I know, a head-case.
Glitch: I have a proper name... and when I remember it I will tell you.
DG: What's a head-case?
Cain: It's what the state does to re-educate criminals. Remove their brains, and keep them trapped inside their own heads. Ain't that right, convict?
Glitch: Whoa, I ain't no convict!
[hesitates]
Glitch: And just in case I am, it was a bogus charge, a frame job, I'm sure of it!
~From Tin Man.
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