Okay so nothing is happening... and so I hope no one minds my double-posting.
Today my friends and I decided to play hide and seek in the orchard where we were apple picking. I had found this awesome hiding spot in the cornfield when a little boy spotted me and told his parents. They looked at me with a finger on my lips and nodded. They told their son I was a corn goblin that didn't behave when I was a kid. Best. Parents. Ever. MLIA
Today, I named one of my word documents 'The World', to make me feel important everytime I saved. The first time I saved, I checked the little bar at the bottom, and it said "Word is saving The World." I feel like it did that on purpose to steal my thunder. MLIA
Today, I moved into a new house and whilst looking around my new room discovered a loose floorboard. I lifted it up to find $5 and a bag of assorted candy. Thank you previous house owners. MLIA
A fortnight ago I finally solved my rubiks cube. I waited two weeks to post this so that I could use the word fortnight.
Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said 'LOL Cheese'. I laughed. MLIA
Today, I was in a store pretending to be a mannequin. I saw a little girl running around as her mom tried to leave, yelling, "I haven't said goodbye to everyone!" She proceeded to run down the line of mannequins, hugging them all. When she got to me, I hugged her back. I've never heard anyone scream so hard. MLIA
Today, my boyfriend came dancing into the kitchen singing my name over and over, just as I was preparing to leave for work. He saw me, blushed and said "Oh, you're still here". Made my day. MLIA
Today, I renamed my iPod "This ship" just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase "This ship is syncing" MLIA
Today, I was sitting in my room and heard a little boy outside sneeze. I said bless you, and five seconds later, I heard a very hesitant...."God??." MLIA
I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trick-or-treater—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our “costumes” and tell us we were “such cute trick or treaters!” One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house. MLIA
