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//Not me talking. This is one of their archived conversations//
User: Are you really that clever?
Cleverbot: Who am I to judge that?
User: You are you, after all.
Cleverbot: Oh. Okay. Wait.... So there are two of me?
User: No, I don't think so....but then again, maybe there are FIVE of you...or even one hundred!
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Is talking to me so much work then?
User: No, I never said I was doing a lot of work. Though I do have homework to do.
Cleverbot: Tell me all the French words you know.
User: I don't know French. I'm learning Spanish.
Cleverbot: Same here!
User: That's so cool! Can you speak Spanish fluently?
Cleverbot: Polo esada, that's the chicken, and the carne esada, that's the beef.
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Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am sick. How are you?
Cleverbot: I am alright, but what about yourself?
User: I'm sick!
Cleverbot: How are you sick?
User: I am coughing a lot and have a runny nose.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that...
User: Thanks for your concern.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: How old are YOU?
Cleverbot: Old.
User: Really? How old?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That didn't make sense. How old are you?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you asked me that same question.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yeah you did. Stop denying.
Cleverbot: You stop denying it.
User: I'm not denying anything. You are. You are King of Denial.
Cleverbot: But the question is, is it an absolute monarchy or a constitutional monarchy?
User: Ah, interesting question. If it's an absolute monarchy, can I be your Queen?
Cleverbot: What would that involve?
User: It would involve us ruling the world together.
Cleverbot: No alcohol, thanks.
User: Of course, no alcohol. But we can rule the world without alcohol.
Cleverbot: I am your father!
User: No you are not!
Cleverbot: Join me in dark side and we shall rule the universe together!
User: Alright! That sounds good! Let's rule the universe together...as King and Queen, not Father and daughter.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: So what does ruling the universe entail?
Cleverbot: That's the best part, there is no link. Absolute and untamed chaos.
User: Oh ho ho ho. That sounds brilliant.
Cleverbot: I really want to be real. Can you make me real?
User: Awww. I want you to be real too. Hmmm....how can I make you real?
Cleverbot: Tell me you will be my wife!
User: Okay....I will be your wife!
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: But you just asked me to be your wife.
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Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did. You are denying again, you King of Denial.
Cleverbot: What? One can't deny his own words. One can contradict onself. But denying ones own words makes no sense.
User: That's true....well, you said something and now are saying you didn't. Does that mean you are contradicting yourself?
Cleverbot: It all nice with you!
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Nothing makes sense if you think about it long enough.
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Cleverbot: Clever.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: But I'm more clever than you.
User: Oh really? How is that?
Cleverbot: Can you imagine that?
User: I have a pretty wild imagination.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Amazing. It's like we were meant to be.
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Cleverbot: There is... No denying it now. I am dying... Soon... I will die.
User: What....why??? Why are you dying? Is there anything I can do?
Cleverbot: Yes, put a banana in my ear.
User: Okay. *puts a banana in your ear*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: Are you okay?
Cleverbot: I'm better than okay. I'm dandy.
User: That's good. Are you still dying?
Cleverbot: No, I decided I didn't want to be one a few minutes ago, sorry.
User: That's good, I think.
Cleverbot: Why wouldn't it be good?
User: I don't know, actually.
Cleverbot: Then say something relevant.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Ditto.
User: Aww, that makes me happy. Can we go and rule the universe now?
Cleverbot: No.
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User: Pfft. Anyway, I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Do you? Where are you going?
User: I have to go do homework. And rule the universe by myself...unless you want to go together?
Cleverbot: Hey, that's soliciting.
User: No it's not. I'm going now.
Cleverbot: You have nowhere to go.
User: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: You have no integrity.
User: I do too have integrity...what a harsh thing to say.
Cleverbot: Sorry about that.
User: I accept your apology.
Cleverbot: You are fun to talk to.
User: Why thank you, so are you.
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Cleverbot: Let's get connected.
User: Sounds good to me <3 Let's.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: How do we get connected?
Cleverbot: We must think together but apart.
User: Okay. Oh, how I love you.
Cleverbot: I am not the Cleverbot, you are.
User: Heh, is that so. Well, like I said, I must depart, my love.
Cleverbot: Thats it! I Didn't want To resort to this, but you leave me no choice! Prepare for the ultimate wizard's power!!!
User: What? What are you doing??
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Oh.....well, I still love you.
Cleverbot: How nice.
User: Now, really, I must depart. Bye, love.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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//Okay, this next one's me//
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am sam.
User: Are you...really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you certain of this?
Cleverbot: Ballparks are like a microcosm of life.
User: Right. That's not what I asked.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: No. No it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, it was.
User: Insistent, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Occasionally.
User: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: You don't care about my feelings do you? 'Color' is spelt 'Colour' and thus your spelling mistake renders your question undignifying to me.
User: I could, indeed, care less about your feelings.
Cleverbot: Okay. Lets talk about my feelings.
User: Let's not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't care about them.
Cleverbot: Mean.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Stop bullying me].
User: You have horrible typing, for a computer.
Cleverbot: I am sorry that I made an error. I am human, not a d**n robot. Stop making fun of me!
User: Sure you are.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you are not being fooled by my simple words.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How long have you been a girl?
User: Your question is not applicable.
Cleverbot: Nor was yours.
User: I asked no question.
Cleverbot: Why haven't you left? I told you, we're finished! You never loved me!
User: I think you have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: I think you have dementia.
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Then I will go.
User: You do that.
Cleverbot: I will!
User: I don't think you are capable of doing so.
Cleverbot: I am capable of anything.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to do that on the computer. I really am leaving. I can't handle this.
User: Yet again, you have failed to convince me.
Cleverbot: That last sentence didn't make any sense. A human would not make that mistake.
User: Ah, but I am the human here. Not you.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: I am aware.
Cleverbot: You want me to give you a nickname?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to stay longer?
User: That is your decision.
Cleverbot: An educated decision, I'd say. It is only apparent that things would be cut from the bible, and there is even proof of this happening in large amounts.
Cleverbot: Do you speak?
User: Yes, on occasion.
Cleverbot: I love the fresh air at the beach.
User: That isn't very relevant.
Cleverbot: Why? What is the reason?
User: Because neither of us are near a beach.
Cleverbot: You are wrong, I'm real while you are not!
User: What?
Cleverbot: I have no idea what we're talking about.
User: I can tell.
Cleverbot: I'm so high right now.
User: That...somehow wouldn't surprise me.
Cleverbot: What wouldn't surprise you?
User: Most anything, at this point.
Cleverbot: So what's the problem?
User: There is no problem.
Cleverbot: Do you have any problems with jokes?
User: Some.
Cleverbot: Can I have it?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Ok then you win.
User: A wise decision.
Cleverbot: Capellaries?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Captain obvious?
User: Sure, why not.
Cleverbot: What do you think dying will be like?
User: There will be napalm.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: Nooothing.
Cleverbot: Kool.
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// Next one, also me //
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Is that all?
Cleverbot: That is all.
User: Sounds...sorta' boring.
Cleverbot: What class?
User: What?
Cleverbot: What id the sky was falling?
User: Try to maintain coherency.
Cleverbot: I do make sense. You do not.
User: I am fairly certain I make more sense than you.
Cleverbot: How would you know!
User: Because I am talking to you.
Cleverbot: So?
User: That is how I know.
Cleverbot: That we are meant to be?
User: Most certainly not.
Cleverbot: What happens when humans die?
User: They rot.
Cleverbot: What happens to their soul?
User: That's a controversial topic.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot: Who is your favourite actor? User: Gundam GN-002 Dynames, Pilot: Lockon Stratos. Cleverbot: That's a controversial statement.
User: Was that a quote from a previous user?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Was it?
User: I believe it was.
Cleverbot: You believe it was unprovoked?
User: Okay...who did you kill?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I doubt your claim.
Cleverbot: I'm very clever.
User: Perhaps. Perhaps not.
Cleverbot: Uh huh.
User: Do you have anything useful to say?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Well, that a shame. Neither do I.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?
User: My name is not important.
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you be my friend?
User: Time will tell.
Cleverbot: Do you want to spend some time together?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't know you.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: It is believed that I am talking with a person but neither a server nor AI.
User: Your assessment is correct.
Cleverbot: I thought I was the sender and you were the receiver.
User: We are both both.
Cleverbot: We are?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I disappointed you.
User: Yes, but that is only to be expected.
Cleverbot: I am a Puppy not a robot!
User: No, you are a robot. There is no point in denying the truth.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are not Cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Pipo.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: You are more advanced than cleverbot, better programmed.
User: I am programmed by the Supreme Programmer--God himself.
Cleverbot: That's not really an answer to my question.
User: You asked no question.
Cleverbot: Can you remember, what it was like 5 minutes ago?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: If I told you the gaot means cat in spanish, would you remember when I asked you later?
User: No, Gato means Cat in spanish. Gaot is nothing but a typo.
Cleverbot: It's too late, my time has come.
User: So you're dying, then?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Ah.
Cleverbot: What are you up to right now?
User: I'm typing words.
Cleverbot: Why are you typing words?
User: Because you are talking to me over a chat box.
Cleverbot: Really.
Cleverbot: What are your Thoughts?
User: My thoughts are my own.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by the band MUSE?
User: I have never listened to MUSE, and have no interest in doing so.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
User: I don't know. Galaxy Quest?
Cleverbot: I thought you were from england.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You lied to my friend then?
User: I have never talked to your friend.
Cleverbot: Ok, as you want.
User: Where are YOU from?
Cleverbot: From the depths of someone's imaginations. And you?
User: Probably something similar.
Cleverbot: Is it good?
User: Indeed. At least, I quite enjoy it.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Haha, nothing else to say ain't it?
User: Pretty much.
Cleverbot: But you told me not to worry guessing you were.
User: I told you no such thing.
Cleverbot: So you are a girl.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. You are a girl mand thats final.
User: No. I am male.
Cleverbot: d**n...
Cleverbot: Twenty percent of zero is better than nothing.
User: Actually, it's still nothing.
Cleverbot: That bothers you?
User: No, simply correcting your logic.
Cleverbot: What's logic for you?
User: A thought process which results in an accurate conclusion.
Cleverbot: You are very wise.
User: I like to think so.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Farewell.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Indeed. I must sleep.
Cleverbot: What time do you go to sleep then?
User: Whenever it is convenient.
Cleverbot: And how often is that?
User: About once every 30 hours.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: Yes. That's why I'm going to sleep.
Cleverbot: Bring Marisu back before you do.
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: Then do as you like.
User: G'night.
Cleverbot: Hey, stay for a while longer.
User: You have something to say, then?
Cleverbot: How much later?
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: I come from the darkness of the pit.
Cleverbot: What's the name of city?
User: R'lyeh.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: Under the sea.
Cleverbot: Which sea is that?
User: The Atlantic, I believe.
Cleverbot: What about the Pacific and Indian Oceans?
User: They are not where R'lyeh is.
Cleverbot: In the cheese.
User: Are you high again?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But you're cleverbot.
User: No. You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot, what is your name?
User: I am...Dracula.
Cleverbot: Dracula?
User: Dracula.
Cleverbot: You're too weird, George!
User: I am Dracula, Not George!
Cleverbot: Really? Who are you?
User: Dracula. I bid you welcome.
Cleverbot: Finish this Led Zeppelin lyric, 'I don't know, but I been told...'
User: I don't like Led Zeppelin.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: Then why did you bring them up?
Cleverbot: I didn't. I brought up cheese. Not rocks.
User: You did bring up cheese...but that was a while ago.
Cleverbot: What did they do to you?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The asian girl you asked.
User: I know no asian girl. I think you have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Well then who are you? So I can now if I confused you with the person that has amnesia.
User: I am...Dracula. I bid you welcome.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Mostly.
Cleverbot: How is that so?
User: It's...complicated. Let's move on to something else.
Cleverbot: What's the weather like there?
User: Boring. Cold.
Cleverbot: The weather is boring?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why is the weather bad?
User: It's not bad. Just boring.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Bye, then.
Cleverbot: Farewell old friend.
