Wow... horrible joke, here.
Interesting, what you hear in English class...
A man calls home...
The maid answers the phone.
He asks, "Can I speak to my wife?"
She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."
He becomes angry and replies, "Ok... go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Then go upstairs and kill them both."
Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok."
Five minutes later she picks up the phone and tells him, "All right, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."
"But sir, we don't have a pool."
...
"Is this 555-1234?"
