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[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

I would say something, but now all I can think about is rollerblading...  

[Fox]

Eating a chocolate molten cake, at Chili's:

Dad: She stays in the shadows, waiting to snatch the oozy chocolate. She lurks. Like a lurking.....person...that lurks, waiting for ooz.

Me: ... I'm an ooz-ninja. 8D

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

You must have interesting family outings. XD

[bloodreaper]

"Pour me a glass of that."

"It's frozen."

"Nuke it! ...No --Wait."

Later:

"C'mon man. When microwaving orange juice, you've got to be careful."

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!* XD

Do I want to know?  

[bloodreaper]

--and then everything was completely fine!

I got my glass of orange juice, and nothing smoked, or caught fire, or anything.

In context, it's not nearly as funny though. This way, you're free to imagine all sorts of horrible disasters that might have come out of me and DW nuking frozen juice.

[Fox]

"It's like a UFO....OF SAUSAGE!"

Duff Goldman, on a Food Network show, about pizza

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

...
Now I want pizza.

Someone should write a story involving those potential devistations.
Too bad they don't make us do that "Young Authors" contest in school anymore... XD

[Dragyn]

Some random stuff for your amusement:

On a church sign:
 "To err is human.
 To Arrrr is pirate."

"Minnesota Law strictly prohibits underwater smoking."

"Fire system out of order.  In event of fire, leave building."

"DO NOT PARK HERE
The wrath of the ancients will fall upon your head.  Your shoelaces will not stay tied.  Rabid Squirrels will invade your home.  Food in your refrigerator will mysteriously spoil.  You vehicle will start making that expensive knocking sound again and NO ONE WILL TALK TO YOU AT PARTIES.
You have been warned."

On a T-Shirt:
"Meat is Murder.
Tasty, Tasty Murder"

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

My sister read that one about Minnesota law and thought it prohibited underwear smoking. XD

[Dragyn]

...

...

Right.

[bloodreaper]

She would.

[Fox]

Dad: "That guy is stealing sticks!"
Me: "We should hit him."
Dad: "Hit him with the sticks that he stole."
Me: "We should steal sticks, then hit people that steal sticks, using the sticks they stole, that we stole from them."

[bloodreaper]

"You Fool! You could initiate a chain reaction, that destroys the universe!"

[Faith]

Heh.

Okay, so I'm watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine. XD
In the beginning sometime they're going up in an elevator during some sort of invasion and someone shuts it down, so the normal lights go out and they're replaced by this dim, green back-up lighting. One of the guys says some snarky comment and the commanding officer-guy tells him, "Shut up. Your next."
In response snarky-guy says, "Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes."

Maybe you would have to have seen it yourself, but I thought it was funny. XD