I just did the Player Shuffle thing again.
I had to skip some of the results, though.
You see, I told Windows Media Player to play all "Music Files" that it found.
Windows Media Player thinks that any file ending in the .wav file format is music. Video games have used the .wav format for sound effects for years. This got me some...interesting...results, as several of the games that Windows Media Player has decided have music files in them use .wav for the dialogue files.
The first result I got, for "How was your day?" was some guy yelling "Run for your lives! The troll is loose!"
Amusing, yes, but not what I was after.