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Author Topic: Crazy Quotes - Continued  (Read 117519 times)

bloodreaper

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #330 on: February 24, 2009, 09:54:00 AM »

"Im in ur houz!

I eated ur pie!"

--The e-mail I just send DW and G.
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #331 on: February 26, 2009, 01:00:00 PM »

*Laugh!!!*   :D

Wow... I live boring life...   :P
Next? XD
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #332 on: March 03, 2009, 08:56:00 AM »

"This is the pre-torture?!"
-Chuck, from..er..Chuck.
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bloodreaper

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #333 on: March 08, 2009, 03:59:00 PM »

--caught the dark knight last night.

Lot's of good lines, including this little gem.

Lucius Fox (played by Morgan Freeman): "You believe that your employer, Bruce Wayne, one of the richest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly Batman, a caped vigilante, who spends his nights wearing a mask and beating hardened criminals, to a pulp with his bare hands --and your plan, in this situation, is to blackmail this person?"

I think they deliberately loaded that sentence with all those prepositional phrases, just because they knew Freeman would turn the commas into gold.
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #334 on: March 09, 2009, 06:31:00 PM »

*Laugh!!!* XD

Nice.   :P

Hm...
Okay, for those who do not know, I've been in Robotics. This is a fun program, and it had me ending up in Portland for a few days, for the NW Regional convention. Being a rather country-bound individual who doesn't travel much, I am somewhat unaccustomed to city life... it's rather entertaining and different to get to go to a place like Portland for a bit, and I always see something weird and different. This year, I saw a crazy man on the train/bus contraption. Whoohoo.

The team was getting back to the hotel by walking and riding these rather enjoyable little mechanisms (they're a lot of fun to ride; it's like all the joy of sitting on the back of a bus when it fish tales on icy roads minus the less favorable aspects). One session of riding left some of my friends and I standing near the back, directly in front of this man with big, twitchy eyes creating the impression of a chihuahua, only somehow terribly worse.
After a while of riding along, I started to note that he was talking, seemingly to nobody. I shrugged this off; monologues are an essential part of life, after all. But... then...
He started getting louder, and... snatches of slaying, cutting, machine guns and warfare, death and homicidal tendencies grew to be audible. Creepy, eh?
This continued for a number of stops, and I was caught a little off guard when he started a small fit of bizarre cries to the extent of, "No! No!!!" at his reflection in the window. Eventually we came to a stop, and the people around him began to file out, like there was safety in numbers. Whether this was an attempt at escape or simply their stop, I cannot say.
He let them strain past and then stood there for a while, his talking fading to silence, at last. The bus was stationary, and he still stood there. After a few unremarkable moments, he started stirring, looking around, and a form of recognition started to form on his face. Suddenly, he extended his hands into the air in the form of fists and exclaimed, "China Town!!!" and ran out the door.

While the people around me started to share how they had feared for their life, I started laughing like I was as mad as he was. (You have to admit that his exit was highly amusing.)
So yeah. There's my crazy quote from my trip. XD
Sorry, I know it's lengthy; but you really can't sum something like that up with, "There was a psychotic, possibly homicidal man who was likely on drugs in Portland. Last I saw, he was running away while yelling about China Town."
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bloodreaper

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #335 on: March 10, 2009, 02:37:00 PM »

Maybe he had an appointment in the Chinese Dominated part of Portland, and suddenly remembered it.

Probably not.

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"It'd be like if you went to Hell!
--and it was full of blood,
and that blood was on fire,
then....
then, that might be enough blood!

...

--but then again,
probably not..."

--Blood Mage (WC3)
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Dragyn

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #336 on: March 10, 2009, 03:34:00 PM »

I think you missed some of the quote, Blood.

"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood.
Which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood, or maybe three times as much blood.
Like if you went to Hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood!
....and maybe that would be enough blood.
eh...But...probably not."


Sorry.  I like that quote.
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Dragyn

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #337 on: March 11, 2009, 01:17:00 PM »

"Don't tell me about the dolphins in the tuna.
I'm on the tunas' side.
Dolphin tastes quite good."

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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #338 on: March 11, 2009, 05:11:00 PM »

*Laugh!!!*   :D

War Craft... was that the one where all the characters would say amusing things if you clicked them, or something? XD
There were some memorable quotes from that one.   :P    :)

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bloodreaper

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #339 on: March 13, 2009, 05:31:00 AM »

I don't know how the line about the raining blood got cut out. I distinctly remember thinking it as I typed that.

I cut the rest out deliberately.
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Dragyn

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #340 on: March 14, 2009, 02:00:00 AM »

Yeah...but it's just not the same without the raining blood.
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bloodreaper

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #341 on: March 14, 2009, 04:54:00 PM »

Well, of course.

You gotta have raining blood.
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #342 on: March 15, 2009, 01:07:00 AM »

*Laugh!!!*   :D

That's... wonderful...   :P

My sister and I were staying up late, one night, talking about crazy random things while trying to go to sleep. (Bunk beds. We can't scratch an itch without the other hearing, might as well talk to each other. XD ) Eventually conversation went on to What If's, and what we'd do in those cases. For example, if I go blind, I want one of those little miniature seeing eye horses.   ;D  
This even came to schizophrenia. We ended up talking about how it wouldn't be so bad, and we'd totally have our fun out of it. In fact, we decided that if either us goes for it, we'll have to get a bumper sticker that says "Don't deny 'till you try it --- schizophrenia."

I know, this is a tad bit weird, but hey, it's 4 am. XD
...
I'm gonna' go to bed now...   :P
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #343 on: March 15, 2009, 08:41:00 AM »

"All hail nerd-boy!"
-from the game, Buzz
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bloodreaper

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #344 on: March 18, 2009, 03:24:00 PM »

“It made us feel much cooler, much more cutting-edge, much more hip, which was kind of bang-on what we wanted to achieve communication-wise.” --Dave Howe

That is the least cool, cutting edge, or hip sentence any man has ever uttered. Are the thoughts of executives fueled by an entirely different sort of logic than what normal people use?

This is from Howe's statements about how he's going to change the name of the Sci Fi network to Syfy, primarily because it's too nerdy right now, and because he can't trademark the current name.

He is also convinced that the name will be more appealing to the middle aged women, who he's been trying to add to his viewership.

More here.

Personally, the Sci Fi is what always drew me to the Sci Fi channel. There was a time when if you were in the mood for Sci Fi, you knew where to look, but in recent years, they've diluted their schedule with all kinds of other stuff, so you never know what to expect.

Truthfully, my viewership was already lost to them, but this news comes as a confirmation of sorts, that there's no reason to ever check back. I'm no longer the viewer they're interested in.
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