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[bloodreaper]

"You are correct!" -- Da'th Vada'

"Cuz' we got Dethsta'! (Dethsta'!)"

[Faith]

*Snrk*

Here's some stuff from Reader's Digest:
My sister had been sick, and I wanted to see how she was doing. I called, and my 10 year-old neice picked up the phone.
"Hello?" she whispered.
"Hi, honey, how's your mother?"
"She's sleeping," she whispered, again.
"Did she go to the doctor?"
"Yes, she got some medicine," was her soft reply.
"Well, I don't want to wake her. What are you doing, by the way?"
In another whisper, she said," Practicing my trumpet."
-Sharon Disbro

[Fox]

Breanna was watching Heroes, with me. In the first season, Hiro rammed a katana through Sylar's gut. He, somehow, managed to live.

Me: "How did Sylar survive that attack, anyway?"
Breanna: "How do you know he survived?"

The funny thing is...we were sitting here, watching Sylar, who was very much alive.

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

Hm...

Reader's Digest:
I went through a college for dentistry and, in those classes, we would actually carry out the procedures. To do this, we needed real human teeth, so we requested human skulls from a sender, in Africa. The response message we received stated an affirmative, as well as the following... "We shall execute immediately."

[bloodreaper]

The Entrepreneurial Warlord Recycling Company

"Helping you get use out of things that we would have just buried anyway."

[Dragyn]

"I'm collecting heads for charity."

-Bloodreaper

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!* XD

Er, dare I ask about Bloodreaper's "charitable" intents?

[bloodreaper]

If I can find a worthy cause will you give me severed heads?

"You can't do this to me!

I invented the piano key tie!"

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

Great. XD

Hm...
Jumper was an interesting movie.  
"Why is my washing machine in the library?

[Fox]

"Put. The broom. Down."
~My grandma, to me.

[bloodreaper]

"Nice broom.

-- but it is not mah bucket!"

[Faith]

Heh! XD

Okay, now I've got to ask about those two.

[Fox]

Ah, the "Doom Broom". I'd say it's best not to ask about that one....but that doesn't seem to work with you. (that, and considering you already did ask....)

Mm...Breanna & I like Star Wars. A lot. We don't have any light sabers, though.........

[bloodreaper]

"When you wake up in the morning, consider torture."

[Dragyn]

"Don't worry about the fine print.  The soul consumption clause is never exercised."
~Varimathras, Warcraft III

"Darkness called...but I was on the phone, so I missed him.  I tried to *69 Darkness, but his machine picked up.  I yelled "Pick up the phone, Darkness!" but he ignored me.  Darkness must be screening his calls."
~Demon Hunter, Warcraft III

"I'm so poor, I don't even have calcium deposits."
~Lich, Warcraft III

"We must defeat the dwarves!"
"We -are- the dwarves."
"Oh."
~the Mortar Team, Warcraft III


Three guesses what game I've been playing.