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[Dragyn]

Oh, I'd bet.  I'm just surprised that D.C. Simpson is the one to say.

[bloodreaper]

Who the Sigma is D. C. Simpson?

[Fox]

1: Marlin is the winged Irken guy. I've posted a few pictures.
2: We were role playing. This first part is an instant message, to my cousin. I sent it while she was distraced doing something else.

HooIWah: *steals some of Marlin's feathers, and neatly places them on your head*

A few minutes later..
Breanna: *laughs at the comment, then the wind blows a feather off her head* Wait.....

Then there was some..."AUGH!!" and some arm flailing, as she was frantically trying to get all the feathers that I had actually put in her hair, while she was distraced.

It was much funnier, in person.

[bloodreaper]

From the Evil henchman's Guide, Part IV: Tips for Evil Cult Members

"16. When a religious artifact begins emitting light, CLOSE YOUR EYES. Thousands of cult members could be saved every year if they followed this simple safety tip."

[Dragyn]

DC Simpson is the guy who wrote Ozy and Millie.

[bloodreaper]

Oh. Yeah, nothing she does really surprises me, anymore.

Anyway.

"All right, screw it PETA!

For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.

You decide."

--Duke 2.0, on the DF forums

This thread ends up discussing a news article from kenya, about a man who killed an attacking jaguar, by ripping out it's tongue.

[Faith]

 *Laugh!!!* XD

Great...  

My sister was in town, and there were a few people to play the part of witness... heh.
Anyway.
We were walking out of this public place, to the parking lot. She had her headphones on, and was singing along, but this was interrupted when she practically screamed, "Oh my gosh!!!" while pointing at this stuffed animal on someone's dash.
*Pause...*
"Oh, I thought it was a dead animal..."
As you can imagine, we found this to be greatly amusing. In fact, we had only just finished talking about it by the time we reached the car.
Beside our car was a white van, with dark windows. Maybe the tint of these windows aided the results...
My sister looked in, and saw something furry and moving.
"Now that one's alive!!!" She hollered for all who were present for her previous mistake to hear. She did this while making a wild, flailing, pointing gesture in the creature’s direction.
Well…
I then looked up to see… the rather disturbed face of a woman wearing a fuzzy brown coat.

[bloodreaper]

"I will waste you if you try to adopt this dog!"

--U.N.I.T.Y, in Skin Horse

--and on the next page:

U.N.I.T.Y. faces Lim-Lim the panda into unconciosness, against a fire alarm box, triggering the alarm.

U.N.I.T.Y.(beaming): Fire trucks, too!

[Fox]

"Up next, we'll have the latest on the developing...uh..developments!"
Newscaster, on our local station

[Dragyn]

So, I told Windows Media Player to play all the songs on my computer again.  It played, at random, 2 different lines from the same game, entirely out of context.

The result?


Quote:

Lord Galebriand: "What proof do you have of this claim?"
Vecus Fathien: "Feel the poison of my blade!"

[bloodreaper]

"I have been chosen.

--by the big metal hand in the sky!"

The scary part is that, in spite of his crazy tone, his statement is perfectly true.

[Fox]

Friend- "How may I drink Devil if I have no mouth?"

I told her chai tea is the devil, because it is so addicting. It's..best not to ask, about the rest. >.>

[bloodreaper]

"I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream"

[Darknes]

"Why is the bear GREEN!"

Dragyn

[Dragyn]

"Elephants are lonely."