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Author Topic: Crazy Quotes - Continued  (Read 117532 times)

Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #240 on: October 26, 2008, 05:46:00 PM »

"What 'H' word goes before the Bible verse 'be Thy name'?"
"Howard?"
~Weakest Link(?)

I saw a calendar that was "Stupidest things ever said"..and I -have- to go back and get me that. I'll never run short on quotes agaaaain!
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #241 on: October 26, 2008, 07:25:00 PM »

*Laugh!!!* XD

That... sounds like a great site...   ;D

And a very interesting little bit of stupid quotables.

Hm... 'kay, here's something I think I haven't already mentioned.
Well, a past team member graduated, last year, and is now going into college. That was all  great, et cetera, but her room mate for the dorm she was heading for was... not so encouraging.
They had a single conversation over emails, to get acquainted before living together. In this, they described each other. This person's dorm mate said something to the extent of this...
--- "I like the simple things in life. Like bubbles, smiles and cotton candy." ---
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #242 on: October 28, 2008, 06:19:00 PM »

IM convo:
Fox: *steals Sylar's glasses* BWEEEHEHEHEHEEEEE!!
Fox: Sylar: D: *throws fire at meh*
Fox: *burns*
CAPTAIN SPAGHETTI'FREDO: Me: -falls over laughing at your burnage-
CAPTAIN SPAGHETTI'FREDO: Freddy: .-.
Fox: MY ASHES HAVE GLASSES
Fox: =D
Fox: .....
Fox: That rhymed. =D
CAPTAIN SPAGHETTI'FREDO: Jerry: -writes LMAO on a napkin-

Conversations with me when I'm feeling bad can result in very unpredictable....results.
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bloodreaper

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #243 on: November 01, 2008, 12:28:00 PM »

Megas XLR

Rearview Mirror, Mirror

"YOU MANIACS!


You Blew it all up!


You...

..I hope I didn't do this..."

--Coop
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #244 on: November 02, 2008, 11:33:00 AM »

I used to watch that...but not often. Just when it was on & there was nothing else worth watching. x3 What I saw was amusing, anyway.

"I like to microwave things that smell bad."
~Wally, from Dilbert.

Expect that quote in my next avatar change. x3 Speaking of...the whole house has smelled of garlic SPAM today. XD
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #245 on: November 04, 2008, 08:08:00 AM »

*Laugh!!!* XD

Hm...
For some reason that reminds me of when my neighbor threw a stink-bug on the stove... O.o
It was really bad. >.<
(Do not suggest this.)
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #246 on: November 06, 2008, 07:13:00 PM »

"My grandfather's work was doo-doo!"
~Young Frankenstein

I've become a bit of a Mel Brooks fan, after Men in Tights and Young Frankenstein. Heh..I gotta get Blazing Sadles. x3
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Gryphor

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #247 on: November 07, 2008, 08:46:00 AM »

"The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights."
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #248 on: November 07, 2008, 11:30:00 PM »

*Snrk!* XD

Hm...
Heh...

Me: "They're moofies."
Somebody (S): "What?"
Me: "Moofies. Muffin-cookies."
S: "... Coofies?"
Me: "No, Moofies."
S: "... Mookies!"
Me: "... Moofies."
S: "... Mookies."
Me: "... ... ..."

Some people just seem quite what to think about the moofies I baked, today...   :P
One person tried to grap "the cookie on top" and was somewhat surprised when they got the whole moofie. XD
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #249 on: November 08, 2008, 03:51:00 AM »

*snrk* We shall always remember the moofies. x3

I need to make some, again. We haven't bought any cookie dough in...a long time. Maybe next time I get some pizza crust, I'll remember to get some. :3
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #250 on: November 08, 2008, 01:20:00 PM »

*Laugh!!!*   :D

Heh. I just make my own dough, and that works fun, for me. I like mixing the stuff up, though.   ;D

Ya'll've probably heard this, but oh well.   :P
"Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness."
-Anonymous

That's pretty acurate, really. XD
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bloodreaper

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #251 on: November 08, 2008, 10:36:00 PM »

Half the time my witnesses don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.

"He's just talking about something again."

Hmph!
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Gryphor

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #252 on: November 09, 2008, 11:49:00 AM »

It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus
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Dragyn

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #253 on: November 10, 2008, 07:41:00 AM »

I was out by myself in the graveyard
I was doing an interpretive dance...
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bloodreaper

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #254 on: November 10, 2008, 01:42:00 PM »

"..when I felt something heavy and pointed/
strike me in the back of the neck/
and the ghost of my dance instructor/
pushed me into an open grave/
and as the dirt rained down around me/
she sang me this song!"

That song is awesome.

Still not as good as Older, though.

"I might ride that death coaster myself, if I was trapped in a theme park with nothing but balloon stands for eternity."
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