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Author Topic: Crazy Quotes - Continued  (Read 117544 times)

Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #120 on: August 20, 2008, 05:40:00 PM »

Heh...
The what and who, now?

Not familiar with most of the stuff you mentioned...

Oh well, I suspect I'm not expected to be.   :P

I found the first bit confusingly amusing, though. ':D
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bloodreaper

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #121 on: August 21, 2008, 02:39:00 PM »

Nerf Now is a webcomic about video games. Team Fortress and Starcraft, mostly.

Ryu (a wandering martial artist) and Sakura( a schoolgirl, who studies Ryu's fighting style) are characters from the Street Fighter games, by Capcom.

The comic depicted Ryu beating up Sakura, and going to jail for it. It breaks the basic premise of the series in that most, if not all of these characters should be in prison for murder, brawling, street fighting, or war crimes.

Shadowloo have thousands of skilled martial artists, doing their evil work. Why doesn't someone important just bomb their base? Why do these ragtag heroes feel the need to save the world by punching people?

edit:Okay, I can see, Chun Li's motive; she doesn't care about saving the world, she just wants to give Mike Bison the Death of a Thousand Kicks.

However, most of our heroes seem to fight evil because, well ... what else are they going to fight? They already fight each other all the time for practice, and that just get's old.

Of course, for Ryu, that would probably be considered an adequete motive. Dude just likes to fight stuff.
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #122 on: August 21, 2008, 09:49:00 PM »

Heh...

"All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!"
- Anonymous

Personally, I'm glad I don't have one of those, for neighbors.
But at least they're polite...
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Gryphor

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #123 on: August 28, 2008, 12:32:00 PM »

    dogs inside fence
        some old
      some young
      some smart
       some dumb
enter at your own risk
             :-/

This was on a gate of a place where i went to ask for directions.   :o
they had 6 dogs
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spookty

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #124 on: August 28, 2008, 03:24:00 PM »

It's kind of a flashback type of thing, to before Dr. Nefarious was a robot, and Qwark confronts him at his secret base.  

"Remember how we used to clean the chalkboard with your pants?  While you were still wearing them?  Ahh, good times." - Captain Qwark.

"You were three times my size, you.. stupid oaf!" - Nefarious.

"I was always big for my age." - Qwark.

"You were twenty six!" - Nefarious.

Qwark is probably the most annoying guy to ever exist.  Ever.  Yes, he was twenty six years old in high school.

Edit:  For some reason I feel compelled to mention the size difference.  Qwark is like.. a huge muscular, tall meathead.  Nefarious is.. er, was.. not short or anything, just really skinny.  
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #125 on: August 28, 2008, 07:31:00 PM »

Heh!

Hm...

There was a long story behind this... but it sounds plenty humorous by itself.

"I think I want to roller-blade to my demise."
-My friend, today, while I was at her house.
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Gryphor

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #126 on: August 29, 2008, 07:28:00 AM »

What is a demise
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Dragyn

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #127 on: August 29, 2008, 07:53:00 AM »

Untimely or inconvenient death or termination.
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Gryphor

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #128 on: August 29, 2008, 09:19:00 AM »

Sounds cool
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #129 on: August 29, 2008, 03:58:00 PM »


Aug 28, 2008, 5:24pm, spookty wrote:
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It's kind of a flashback type of thing, to before Dr. Nefarious was a robot, and Qwark confronts him at his secret base.  

"Remember how we used to clean the chalkboard with your pants?  While you were still wearing them?  Ahh, good times." - Captain Qwark.

"You were three times my size, you.. stupid oaf!" - Nefarious.

"I was always big for my age." - Qwark.

"You were twenty six!" - Nefarious.

Qwark is probably the most annoying guy to ever exist.  Ever.  Yes, he was twenty six years old in high school.


1: I hate the vid-comics. >.< 2: Agreed. I've only played Size Matters, aside from this one, but he kinda makes me not want to play the others. x_x
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spookty

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #130 on: August 29, 2008, 05:36:00 PM »

Heh.  I spent like five or so minutes bashing him with my wrench once.... maybe a couple of times... okay, probably.. five times.  Yeah.  It always gets me how the most powerful freaking weapon in the game barely hurts Nefarious.  And that was when I had it fully upgraded, about on my third playthrough.  In the first game, Qwark is actually working with the main villain for an endorsement deal or something.  In the second game, he purposely screws up the protopets and tries to defeat them to fix his reputation.  Any other time he's just trying to get you killed.

.. Zap, zap, zap with your looooove.
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #131 on: August 29, 2008, 08:58:00 PM »

Would that be your quote, or am I simply just confused by your timing to speak of zapping love?   :P
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #132 on: August 29, 2008, 09:01:00 PM »

I finally looked up the games, 'cause I was confused on the order of them. x.x The first game sounds cheesey, but I wouldn't mind trying out the second one. Though the one I really want is Tools of Destruction. Really, now. With a title like that, how can I pass it up? =D
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spookty

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #133 on: August 30, 2008, 05:49:00 AM »

It was a quote.  *snrk*

Yeah, and after you play Tools of Destruction, make sure you play Quest for Booty.

Come on, now.  Undead robotic space pirates.
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #134 on: August 30, 2008, 10:32:00 AM »

My grandma is gonna try to get ToD today. If they have it. They usually don't. :<

Just out of curiosity, what is the most powerful weapon in Up Your Arsenal? ('cause I abuse the rift ripper & liquid nitrogen gun. XD)
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