Because people seemed interested in Space Colony quotes (which are really the best part of the game) I've got some for you:
"I had such a dream. I vas riding three Harleys at once, but I couldn't stoep et! -Stig (A German biker) to his robotic shrink
"Fergettet! Ah vant mah Food!" -Stig (If he is told to work while he is hungry)
"There are no enough Flamethrower in the UNIVERSE!" -Nailer, pretty much all the time, but especially when burning weeds
"My name is Nailer. I am a criminal. I like to burn things...." --Nailer's sound bite from his Psych file
"A Blackwater Industries 37 Tera-ton nuclear weapon stored on that moon has gone active. If it isn't disarmed before the countdown reaches zero to will explode wiping out all life in that sector of the galaxy, costing us millions in bereavement payments and doing untold damage to shareholder faith in our company. If Blackwater Industries is going to stay in the black this quarter, you must disarm that bomb!" -Mr. Blackwater, delivering a mission briefing with his usual amount of concern for the safety of you and your crew.
"Blackwater Industries: Putting profit before people." -Blackwater data kiosk delivering an ad.
"He seems to suffer from the delusion that he is a black, inner city rap star, when he is, in fact, a white, suburban teenager, with no marketable skills." -Psych profile on one of your rookie crewmen.
Also, the Metal Gear Solid quote from the first page is from Metal Gear Solid 2 not 3 OR 4.
Raiden: Rose, I think somethings wrong with the colonel; he's been acting really strange.
Rosemary: Nothing is wrong with the colonel, Jack. Are you sure you're feeling all right, Jack? I went to your apartment, Jack....
Ah, a good Kojima-style headjob.
