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Dragyn

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Re: crazy quote
« Reply #165 on: January 24, 2008, 05:31:00 AM »

It was a bizzare book, about the Apocolypse not happening right...

I got it at that one store, in Sandpoint...technically, Bloodreaper bought it, I just read it.

I, unfortunately, cannot remember the name of the store...
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bloodreaper

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Re: crazy quote
« Reply #166 on: January 25, 2008, 10:09:00 AM »

"The Cosmic Fish have Spoken to Me!" --The Great Gonzo, after being struck by a bolt of enlightenment, bearing a message from the Cosmic Knowledge Fish

Random 1/0:
Junior: What's wrong with molecule boy?
Tailsteak: He's absolutely terrified.
Junior: Of you?
Tailsteak: I can't get him to stop.
  He's afraid I'm going to send him to Hell.
Junior: Did you threaten him?
Tailsteak:No. He just knows I can and it fried his brain.
Junior: Here comes the Brimstone, coming to get ya!!
AAAIIIIEEEEE!!
Tailsteak: Junior, that was mean.
========
Junior: Get in my brain and tell me who I am.
Ghanny:Even if I posess you I'm still not you. All I can do is tell you is what I see.
Junior: All I want is you to go inside my brain and examine me.
Ghanny:You can't quantify yourself Junior. Only robots can do that.
Junior:Then maybe I want to be a robot!
Ghanny: Admittedly robots are cool....

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Faith

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Re: crazy quote
« Reply #167 on: January 26, 2008, 01:22:00 PM »

*Laugh!!!*   :D

Hm...

I will be putting something from my mail in here, again, because I am lazy, and this is easy.   ;D
I get this stuff from the Good Clean Funnies.   :)

Little Old Lady

There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto
her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted:
"PRAISE THE LORD!"

One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became
irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step
onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!"

Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every
day.

One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady
stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!
Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for
me, oh Lord!"

The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there
were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.

"PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES
FOR ME!"

The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted:
"THERE IS NO LORD; I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"

The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted:
"PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE
THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!"

Received from Donald Pohlner.

Tehehe...   ;D
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Fox

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Re: crazy quote
« Reply #168 on: January 27, 2008, 05:40:00 PM »

What does "FOX" mean?

Midnightclubx: CBS? (that's my station with that number : P )
Midnightclubx: I know it's ABC
Fox: No..somebody told me to put it on channel 2. (NBC, here) CBS is 11, ABC is 13.
Fox: .... NO IDEA why I felt the need to mention that. XD
Midnightclubx: XD
Midnightclubx: In my area, 2 is CBS, 4 is NBC, 7 is ABC, and 11 is the BS news station (AKA FOX : P)
Midnightclubx: And 5 is the CW
Fox: Fox is 26.
Fox: .......
Fox: What does it mean, anyway?
Midnightclubx: brb
Fox: I mean..CBS, NBC, ABC..all the others....
Fox: They make sense...but...what does "Fox" mean? Does it stand for something? Does it mean anything? Is it just called that because it sounded fun? I DON'T GET IT.
Midnightclubx: back
Fox: Yays
Midnightclubx: *I don't think it's supposed to stand for anything
Fox: BUT IT HAS TO
Fox: All the other stations do!
Fox: From now on,
Midnightclubx: Look it up on Wikipedia, and find out
Fox: Fox means "For our Xavier".
Fox: ..... I should send them a letter that says that's what it should stand for.
Midnightclubx: Trust me, it does not stand for anything
Fox: It does, now! =D
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kitty cat

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Re: crazy quote
« Reply #169 on: January 28, 2008, 03:45:00 PM »

The winner shall be DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Faith

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Re: crazy quote
« Reply #170 on: January 28, 2008, 07:24:00 PM »

It's over?...
Hm...

(Hold on a sec...)
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Dragyn

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Re: crazy quote
« Reply #171 on: January 29, 2008, 08:59:00 AM »

Just 'cuz kitty saw fit to declare a victor, doesn't mean we can't keep going...

Though, I don't think I know anyone named DRAGON...
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Faith

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Re: crazy quote
« Reply #172 on: January 29, 2008, 05:57:00 PM »

I was thinking about that, too...   ;D

Oh, yes - congrats, Dragyn.   ;)

I thought I put a new thread, in here...
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bloodreaper

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Re: crazy quote
« Reply #173 on: February 06, 2008, 12:34:00 PM »

"It's better to burn out than fade away." --some singer who later faded away.
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Faith

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Re: crazy quote
« Reply #174 on: February 06, 2008, 07:30:00 PM »

Heh...
...
I don't have anything else.... >.<
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kitty cat

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Re: crazy quote
« Reply #175 on: February 12, 2008, 03:07:00 PM »

well yall did great at the crazy quote thing because those are all pretty crazy
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