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[Fox]

*snrk* XD

Breanna~*comes in holding torn underwear* "I broke it."

[Faith]

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein

[arcblade]

But it doesn't make it any easier on the eyes of anyone else.  

[Dragyn]

Sad, but true.

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

I just thought it was funny...  

I have never actually seen anybody doing that... and I don't know why it would be herd on they eyes...
?


"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

So I know you've probably heard it before... it became quite popular, actually, but I still had to put it here, 'cuz it's just ridiculous.

For those who'd rather hear something else:
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

I'm not much of a sports person... but I will know lighten up, just a little, when I hear of boxing...

But I'm afraid that is fairly well-known, too...

Well, here's some more:

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5."
- Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield

I'm wondering if the person that made this site of quotes has some sort of affliction with sports... so now feels the need to make fun of them and coaches for them.

Yeah... I found a bunch of funny ones, and, therefore, had to share them all at once, rather than being sensible, and using it as my source for a long time...

Later:
Oh dear...

Quote:

I don't know why it would be herd on they eyes...

[Faith]

Well, I'm not sure if anyone would see this if I did not double post...
Well, I dunno'.
Dragyn, would you have seen it?

Anyway...

"I understand everything but the word "cheese."
~ That was me, actually...

[Dragyn]

I'd have seen it.  It would have been tagged as "new" for me.

(by the way, peoples, if you have a question for me, just ask when you think of it.  I'll see it when you next log on.  (If you'd rather PM me, that'd work too.))(Whoa, doubled parenthesis...nifty.)

lemme' see...I know there was something weird said recently...

ah, yes, my Art teacher:
  "I'm not that weird, really.  The drugs are just starting to take effect."
                    ~my Art teacher, Mr. H...best not to name him without permission

[Faith]

Hm... my last post for this must have not shown up... I dislioke it when it does that...
Only happens at school.

Anyway...

I just said this.

"Oo, Pretty! Ptretty! Ow!!!..."
A new light was just set up in our living room, and my sister turned it on while I was looking at it...

[Dragyn]

"You shoulda' done Meth."
-My sister...I'll not say which.  We were playing a word game on the computer.


For the record, though, people:  don't do drugs.  Ever.  They're bad for you.  They'll kill you, even.

Speaking of:

"Don't die.  If you die, you've lost a very important part of your life."
 -can't remember who, right now.

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

I remember the first one.  
The second, I've heard, from you, actually, and then again from another, I think, but do not remember the one that said it, either...

I never want to do the blasted things. I'm looking forward to every possibility to turn down the stinking stuff. Well, I don't look forward to that, no... I just look forward to not doing them, I guess. I know nothing is actually considered to be certain, to us, from where we're at, but I'm sure I won't do drugs... I'm just positive.
Ya' know what I mean?
I'm sure you do... and all of you "disloike" drugs, too...
I will never be free of my spelling errors... "Ptretty?" Where do I come up with this stuff!?!

Well, anyway.

Blop, blop, blop... parsley!?!?!?!
~My friends and I when someone came over to look at the cookie batter being worked on, and said thoughtfully while nodding his head, "Parsely..."

[Dragyn]

You spelled it right once, and not the other...parsley.  Peculiar.

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

I do that too much...  
I talk about spelling errors before I go about and make another one a lot, too.

[Dragyn]

Call it a gift.  It sounds better that way.

[Faith]

My reaction to finding turkey offal in a pot on the stove a while after my mom put the turkey in the oven:
"Mom! What are you feeding us!?! It looks like the innards of some animal!!!... ... ... ... Oh..."

Yeah, our turkey and thanksgiving meal was a tad late. We had it today, for my sister's Birthday, which occurred the day after Thanksgiving, this year. She smeared her Birthday cake in my face...

Heh... she had her friends come over, and her friend's parents had to come and pick her up a few hours ago, and they're really religious, one actually being the person to have baptized my sister.
I was trying an attempt at drawing Ramjik, while they were picking up their daughter.
Maybe my mom just thinks that you should never look like you're doing anything below standards around religious people, and something like drawing characters with such dark appearances as Ramjik's wasn't good, for some reason, in the presence of these particular individuals.

After they left, my mother looked at what I was drawing and said, "I can't believe you were drawing that when they came over here! It's a baby engulfed in flames!!!  
"No it isn't!    It's actually an adult... something." ':)
"Why did you put the fire there!?!?!"  
"Because he likes to play with fire!"  
              ...

What race is Ramjik of, anyway?

[Fox]

*snrk* Flaming baby. XD

I hafta do drugs. XP Nah..just Zyrtec and whatever else my doctor thinks I need at the moment..and sleeping pills if I need 'em 'cause I have insomnia. I'll likely have to get a couple prescriptions tomorrow, seeing as I'm still not over the ick. >.<

I have no crazy quotes at the moment. TT.TT