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[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

"Deer have hooves, they don't even have feet!"
-My sister.

"Asked the man from - CHICAGO!!!"
-My email, and not of my accord.

-"Hahaha, asked a man from..."
-"CHICKEN!!!"
-"I think you mean Turkey..."
-My sister and I conversing, when I chicken escaped it's box...

-"Oops, I just called it Shicago..."
-"What's the difference?"
-"I was gonna' call it Shicago, when it's Chicago." (With accent on the 'I.")
-"I mean... uh-oh, I forgot how to say it..."
-I forgot how to say Chicago... >.<

And it all happened right before I wrote this...  

[Fox]

*ahem*

"One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys arose to fight.
Back-to-back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard this noise, then he came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe my story's true, ask the blind man, he saw it, too."

I'm a poet and you hadn't a clue. =3

[spookty]

.. Wait, what?

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

Interest poem...  
Did you make that up?

[Fox]

No. It's been around for decades..I think somebody in m family started it.

[Faith]

Hm... the first time, I must've searched it wrong, but the second time, I got results...
It just cut off some of it... down to the first line.

Anyway...

"He didn't! He wouldn't! He did..."
-Me...
It was the cat!

[Dragyn]

Huh.  My mother used to quote that all the time.  Apparently, they used to quote it quite frequently.

'course, her version is a bit different...

"One dark night in the middle of the day, two dead boys got up to play
back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other.
If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it, too."

Only a bit different, really.  Still, sorta' cool to have it come around, like that.  Yours was longer, though.

[Fox]

XD Finally..somebody else that knows it.

IM rp going on right now:
Kayakos _kurse: princess: i dont caree

Vinny Katarizo: Miz: But I do. I don't want to die! // Fox: Me eithe-...hey..your name is, like, my dad's name backwards. X3 // Miz: Wow..that was delayed. I thought you were a fast thinker. // Fox: I was distracted! // Miz: By...? // Fox: That...wall..over there.

[Faith]

When I got results to it, there were lots of different versions, and none of them were like either of those, from what I could tell. >.<
Do either of you know where that might be from?

[Fox]

Huh....I thought it was a family thing. XD I had no idea how many versions of it there were....

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

I'd never heard of it, until now... (if that's not obvious.)

I just realized how many posts I have... >.<
Eventually, I'll forget about the number of posts... and then, a couple weeks later, look and see a much larger number, and get all surprised, again.  
I know, because it keeps on repeating itself.

Uh-oh... I'd better be off, now.
I wanted to do some things before I went to sleep, and they usually take me a bit... and then I've church, tomorrow.  

Quote:
If your child wants to learn to drive, don't stand in the way.
-Anonymous

[Fox]

I may or may not finish this tonight..my stomach is making noises like "GGRRRRBLLEECHHHIIIZZZXXCCHH" so I'm assuming that means "GO TO BED, YOU FREAKING MORON!" So I may do a smart & listen to it. But, when have I ever actually done a smart?  - Me.

Was looking through old sketches. Oh, the things I can say late at night.

**edit** First post of 2008! WOO HOO! *does a random jig*

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

Yup...
2008...
(Yikes.)

Aw, man... my bottle's empty...
Anyway...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
-Bill Vaughan

[Fox]

Nana: "Am I going crazy?"
Me: *opens mouth to speak*
Nana: "Wait..don't answer that."

[Faith]

Heh.  

"We should invent... a baby transmitter!!!"
-My sister.

"There's no need for violence; I have duct tape."
-Me

"Many people are like slinkies. Basicaly useless, but amusing to watch fall down the stairs."
-Anonymous