Heh. XD
Hm...
The other night I was on the phone with someone and we started randomly playing a game wherein we took turns coming up with words that started with the letter "P." This all started because the other person started rambling a string of words beginning with this letter, and I countered with another word. It probably lasted for half an hour. (That in itself, I think, is sort of hilarious.)
During this game, I looked over and saw that a book was being damaged beside my bed. I tried to correct it and ended up accidentally removing some pages. In the middle of the game I said, "Oops! I just took some pages out of my book."
The person on the other side of the line asked, "What book?"
Unthinking, I looked at the cover and told him, "A dictionary."
His response?
"Hey! No cheating!"
Well, I thought it was pretty funny, at least.