Some names have been omitted from the following transcription, to protect the innocent--and the creepy.A: We have so many relatives I've never met; I can't keep track of them all.
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We should kill them
--kill them all!Blood: No, dude. Just,
no.A: Why~?
Blood: $X and $Y are our cousins, but they're still cute goth girls, and it would be morally wrong to kill them.
A: Wha!?
B: There just aren't enough of those. They're like an endangered species, only actually worth preserving.
A: I understand that, but hearing something like that from you is just ... really weird.
...
Wait. Are they like our
cousins cousins, or like second cousins twice removed?
B: They're our cousins.
A: Oh. Yeah... That's too close.
B: You've never even met them! What do you care!?
A: Still man--
goth girls.
B:
*Facepalm*