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[Faith]

The other day I went to archery practice, which was fun and all... and I came back with a little quote.
See, sometimes we make up games. Heh. We shoot balloons, play "bowling..." or "pin the tail on the donkey.
A person was talking about the latter, when a younger boy overheard and exclaimed, "Really!?!"
After hearing the affirmative, he responded with an excited, "Are we blind folded!?!"

[Dragyn]

"Geez, Rai has no taste.  It's like somebody ate a  bunch of furniture and threw up."

--Evilish, Page 349

"After them!"
"Um...I'm on fire.  I think I should take the day off."

--Evilish, Page 361

[Fox]

Another crazy IM.

Jason: there are lobsters crawling about the cabin
Me: EAT THEM
Jason: but they're cute! and so helpless
Jason: scuttling about
Me: EAT
Me: THEM
Me: D:<
Jason: ;_;
Jason: no
Me: D:
Jason: His name is mister scuffles
Me: Send them to me, then.
Jason: no
Jason: you'll eat mister scufflesD:
Me: Yes.
Me: WIth butter
Jason: ;___;
Jason: no
Jason: I will save them
Me: D:<
Me: FREE LOBSTERS
Me: And you're saving them.
Jason: I am
Jason: as best friends
Jason: they are hueg
Me: You're making me hungry. D:
Me: Seriously.
Jason: well
Jason: you're not having mister scuffles and company
Me: OKay.
Me: I'm seriously going to plan a trip to Maine, now.

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

Oh, geez... that just suddenly, for some reason, made me think of coconut crabs... XP
Have you ever seen one of those things? They're huge. O.o

Here

[bloodreaper]

Dear crimonentyl!

That thing should not freak me out as much as it does.

It crawls on the walls, man!

Nothing that big should be able to do that.

[Fox]

I wonder what they taste like....

[bloodreaper]

Urk...!

I'm a pretty tough guy, but I just can't stomach crabs, even regular size ones.

The smell, and the way they look when you open them up, and the stuffing they fill them with, just...brrr.

I just can't make myself eat them.

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

Oh, that reaction was priceless...  

I don't think I'd want to eat a crab because they cook them alive.  
(Yeah, I sympethise with the critters... XD )
Besides that I don't really tend to go for seafood.  

Heh. I saw that in some list of crazy bunches of animals.

[Fox]

I'll try anything, once. I'm trying to not dismiss something, unless I've actually tried it. >3>

And I love crab. Especially this pasta they have, at Red Lobster.


Also:
"I am not a pigeon!!"
~friend of mine

[bloodreaper]

I was gonna try it; I put the thing on my plate and everything.

I just...

I just couldn't eat it.

They smell all... like...

bleugh...  

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

I've had lobster, crab and what-not before. It's not terrible... I'll eat it when I'm extremely hungry, it's already food after all. But I kinda cringe at the thought of being thrown into a big pan of water and not being able to escape while being slowly boiled to death... I mean, if I were faced with a premature death I'd probably ask for a single bullet.
(I kind of think of it as I think of eating the poor things... and have an active imagination. I'm no vegetarian, but I feel that less pain-inflicting methods of feeding myself are preferable.)
Oh, and don't think I'm accusatory, please! I just personally find that my appetite kinda falters at the thought of eating them...

But then I sympathized with mosquitos, too.
...
So maybe I'm just nuts.

[Fox]

I stab them in the heads, first. I'm pretty sure it's instant. >____>

[Faith]

Heh. XP

That's kinder. XD

My sister said this the other day, while it was a bit stormy.
After a particularly loud drumroll in the sky, she asked, "Wait... do I smell thunder?"

[Dragyn]

"I prefer death to demise.  It's less formal."

[Dragyn]

Sign at the IT help desk, here on campus.  I think it's new, or at least I haven't seen it before:

"Warning:  If the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we WILL set you on fire."