Twoscythe: You still playing BvS? My char got deleted years ago.
Dragynwulf: Mine too. Started playing again a bit ago. Figured if I was considering making a ninja-themed campaign, it wouldn't hurt.
Twoscythe: Eh... I don't think BvS is goign to be a good source for actual ninja tropes.....
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Twoscythe: My SAN, yOO have mastered the power of the Awesome, and the 11ty-billion Sutras of the Sharpened Kama, now you are ready for your FI-nal TEST. -- but first, drink this poison.
Twoscythe: A smexy ninja gives you a crate of glowsticks at a rave, becasue she loves your dance moves. As a result, you are drawn into a global underground fighting ring, that is basically the ultimate rock paper scissors league.
Twoscythe: Then you have to sojourn in the desert, through 40 years of
Fallout Boy references, until your kung fu is strong enough to kill God.