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Author Topic: Stupidest thing you've ever done.  (Read 34977 times)

spookty

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Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« on: December 08, 2007, 10:54:00 PM »

Because laughing at people is fu-I mean.. er.. aw crap. ANYWAYS...

I think for me it boils down to about ten years ago when I tried carving a pumpkin with a huge butcher knife.  Without scooping out the insides.  I'm pretty sure I managed to hurt myself in the process, too.  *gets out the long, long list of "d'oh" moments*
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Fox

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2007, 09:51:00 AM »

Oh, geez. I can't remember a lot of stupid things I've done, because most of 'em was either in my sleep or I was drugged. XD (and by that I mean those "meds of doom" that I'm STILL on)

Hm....I guess most of them would have to do with knives/swords/bows & arrows/refrigerators. (best not to ask about that last one....) Let's see, though. Oh! I learned a while back that it is a very, very bad idea to take a shower with an arboreal, sharp-clawed, marsupial that likes to cling to your skin instead of the shower curtain.
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Faith

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2007, 05:46:00 PM »

Hahahahehehe....   ;D

Er...
Um...
Wow... that's a large category...   :P

I could mention the many minor things, like repetitively putting on the headphones while listening to something, and trying to get up and walk away, anyway...

Or the time I saw turkeys in my friend's back yard, and, when they flew away, I exclaimed, "I didn't know turkeys could fly!!!"
(I forgot!)

Or the time I tried to get on my friend's horse, didn't note that the saddle was lose, and slipped right off, saddle, blanket and all...

Perhaps the time that I was going to jump off of a particularly large drop off with a friend, in unison, and I was to count to three...
I didn't think about her not being used to it, so she should've counted, or at said when... so when she said, "Wait!" I was just going to push off, on one foot, and then... *teetering*
"Huh?"
*Fall*
AHHH!!!!
*Sploosh!!!!*
Face-first...
It was like a belly-flop, but... my face...

Hm... I think I'll save some stuff for another reply.   ;D
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Fox

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2007, 05:56:00 PM »

XD It's okay. I forget certain birds can fly, too.

...... I don't suppose it would be so much "stupid" as "completely insane" if I mentioned that I've played with coral snakes & black widows?
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spookty

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2007, 06:05:00 PM »

I guess it depends on your definition of the word "insane" XD
Oh, I got one!  There was that one time I ate tomatoes while my stomach was upset and in pukey mode.
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Faith

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2007, 07:15:00 PM »

Heh.

I've never seen a coral snake, and the only black widows I've seen were pets in jars. Poor spiders...
(I'm weird like that.)

Hm...

I got myself stuck, by tying myself to my bed... >.<
I was young, and stupid!
I always say that...   ;D
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Dragyn

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2007, 08:57:00 AM »

That you do.

Hmm...surely I've done something to rival you people?

Yet...I can't think of any...
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Fox

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2007, 10:14:00 AM »

'Cause us girls are just wild and crazy like that. =D
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Faith

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2007, 01:39:00 PM »

*Laugh!!!*   :D

I saw what I thought was Kiwi-Strawberry juice in the refrigerator, when I was little, and tried to drink it...
It wasn't Kiwi-Strawberry juice...   :P
Wine is so nasty! Why do some people drink it!?!

Oh, and that reminds me of the time I ate granulated alum, straight...
I was curious...
That stuff is gross, too!
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Fox

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2007, 01:44:00 PM »

XDDD I drank a bit of wine once when I was young....tasted better than whiskey. O.o That bit was an accident. >.>
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Faith

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2007, 02:04:00 PM »

Most of the people I tell the alum bit to don't know what alum is... O.o
I didn't, either...   ;D

When I was young, (I have a lot of things from when I was younger   :)  ) I liked to hang off of the side of the bunk bed my sister and I share, with my knees over the railing on my bed... I also liked to hold on to the railing on my bed, and flip over and off, so that I stood facing the bunk bed. Once, I did this wrong, and I didn't put my feet down fast enough... I hit both of my shins, hard, on the railing of my sister's bed...   :P  
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spookty

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2007, 03:00:00 PM »

Well.. XD today I tripped and lost about half of my lunch because some yutz left a napkin in the middle of the floor.  

Faith, what you just said reminds me of the rare times when yer in the shower and you slip, then sit there for about three minutes thinking nothing but "OW."
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Fox

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 03:29:00 PM »

XD I don't register pain immediantly for some reason. Once when I was running, I leaned too far and tripped, spraining both my legs. Didn't feel anything until two hours later.
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Dragyn

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2007, 04:52:00 PM »

Hmm...we did leave a cat in a box in our living room floor, today.

Long story short:  we were gonna' get it outside, so we put it in a box for transportation.  Then, we forgot about it.
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arcblade

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Re: Stupidest thing you've ever done.
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2007, 05:46:00 PM »

Poor kitty.  
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