*Laugh!!!*
Yay, I made people laugh!
Yes, yes it does smell very bad. >.<
The whole church would agree with you.
And now I will share some more holiday stupidity, from this year, with you...
Total number of times I've knocked over the Christmas tree: 4
Total number of ornaments broken: also 4
Total number of Santa Clause melted on stove top (because said Clause was left on a plate, and then later the stove was turned on for a pizza): 1
(He was devoured, anyway...)
Total number of other people's presents mangled: 1
Total number of times I've locked myself outside: 5
I think I need help. >.<