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[Fox]

I was playing Mooshu Tiles on After Dark Games and got this nifty fortune.

"You are the kind of person your parents warned you about."

My, how accurate. =D

[mrlddragon]

welcome newcomer!!!
have a complimentary slice of home-made cheese cake!

i've heard "nothing says "oops" like a wall of flames" before... not sure where...

[Faith]

Heh... I think she gets a lot of her quotes from such things.  

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-Anonymous

[bloodreaper]

"Willow! Use the wand on that troll!"-Obi-Wan..I mean, that grey haired sorceress, who mentored Luke--I mean Willow.

"Fools! You'll destroy us all!" --just about everyone, including a couple of characters in Crisis Core.

It was spring break last week and Crisis Core came out on the last day of school before break.

I should be full of crisis core quotes, but most of them wouldn't make sense out of context.

I should at least be able to conjure a decent Sephiroth line, but random quotes am random like that.

Here's one that isn't very good since it depends on setup and a very heavy handed delivery, though.

After you confirm you want to depart for one of the missions in this game, the following conversation triggers:

Zack: "You didn't say where this mission was; where are we going?"

Sephiroth: "...to Neibelhiem."[/b]

A truly well executed "What! No! I don't want to go there yet! I have side-quests to do, and NPCs I need to talk to one more time! I can't die already!" moment. You knew it was coming but they still smacked you with it. You spend a lot of time after that trying to figure out if you ever get to visit Midgar again. "Am I going to make it Sephi? Am I ever going to taste free auto-life potions in the foyer again? Tell me I'm going to drink free auto life potions!" --except you naturally, don't ask Sephiroth that, since you are usually to busy killing him or being glad he's dead and will never again threaten the good people of the earth.

"Sephiroth is alive."

"If Sephiroth is alive that means I have to go after him. I have to pay him back for what he did."--Cloud in the original FF7

Edit:

Ooh, I got one:

Genesis (who is rotting alive and mutating and a number of other unpleasant things as well, by this point): "I need your cells to stop the degradation. You have to help me!"

Sephiroth (walking away): "Wether what you say is a lie, or the truth I have been seeking my entire life, it matter's not. ...You will rot!"

[Fox]

"I'll call the brute squad!"
"You are the brute squad!"

~Princess Bride. Great..now I'm gonna want to watch those kind of movies all week. XP

[bloodreaper]

"Show some respect! A man is dead here!"

"Men are dead all over the place."

[Dragyn]

Not so much an actual quote as an interesting occurrence, but anyway...

I sat down to do some homework, set up my playlist, and told it to play a random song.

The first words?  "I feel like I would like To be somewhere else doing something that matters"

How very, very fitting...

The song, by the way, is "More than Useless," by Reliant K...

[Fox]

Talking about a movie my cousin rented:

Me: "....rented it because John Hannah was in it."
Dad: "Isn't he the one with all the animals?"
Me: "Wha- ........ John Hannah, not Jack Hanna!"

Breanna, in her sleep last night:
*raises her arm, and sits up slightly* "I did it! My bad, sorry!"

[bloodreaper]

It is time for the most quotable quote of all time: Zero Wing!


"In 2021 war was begining...

Captain: "What happen?!"

Engineer: "Somebody set us up the bomb!"

Technician: "We get signal!"

Captain: "Main screen turn on!"

Cats: "How are you gentlemen?"

Captain: "IT"S YOU!!!!"

Cats: "All you base are belong to us.  


       You have no chance to survive.


       Make your time! HA HA HA HA!"

Captain: "Move all Zig!

             Move Zig!

             ....For great justice...."


The sad thing is that the text is actually more hilarious with the pictures. The captain kneeling from dispair in the flaming ruin of his doomed ship as he issues his final order, and the jarring shift in art style as the zig pilot launches from the exploding carrier, are just off, but the Evil Lord Cats in his huge cape and his oversized cybernetic, whatever that is just push the thing over the edge into truely absurd.

[Faith]

Heh...  

Hm... yesterday I went to a Track meet. (Me being in Track...)
Well, a number of coaches left in other cars, but, on the way back, one decided to ride the bus, and took my seat, so one of the other coaches told me, when he saw me, "You'll have to find another seat, 'cuz Dupriest is going to ride the bus."
I heard this as something more the effect of:
"You'll have to find another seat, 'cuz the priest is going to ride the bus."
As you could imagine, I was rather confused...

[bloodreaper]

"You'll have to find another seat; the priest is going to ride the bus" eh?

That's pretty crazy. Thankfully, I have the power of Mad Science on my side.

"It was an evil kitten; boiling oil would be too good for it."

Helen: Do you ever miss Dave?
Mel: Who?
Helen: Our old computer science guy, who died.
Mel: Doesn't ring a bell.
Helen: You could go into computer science.
Mell: That's Dave's Job!
Helen: Dave is dead, remember?
Mel: I don't wanna anyway.
Helen: Fine; you think about it, and I'll get back to work
Mel:Building a machine to control my mind and make me study computers?
Helen: Yeah, but it would be a lot easier with someone to program it for me.


I can't get enough of this stuff, and if you want some hit up

http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic_plus/toc.php

or Narbonic.com (for commentary/spoiler free version)

CAUTION: Contains occasional swearing, innuendo and interpersonal conflict alongside frequent plots for world domination and use of lethal violence.

[Fox]

Madmartigan: Mumbo, Jumbo! I am hungry. Go get me some eggs or something.

Sorsha: What are you looking at?
Madmartigan: Your leg. I'd like to break it.

Franjean: I stole the baby, I stole the baby!!

[Faith]

O.o

What is that from, Fox?
And I don't get the eggs... >.<

Heh. I've not much of an idea as to what Bloodreaper was talking about either, other than a seriously confused Mel and a peculiar Helen... which means little to me, all in all, beyond the humor.


When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Anonymous

[Fox]

I had recently watched Willow. >_>

[Faith]

Heh... well, that'd explain why I don't know anything about it...  

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
-Michael L.