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[Felblood]

"My Little Ponies are how you make Glitter Glue!"

This is an echo or a retweet of unknown true origin.

It is still hilarious.

[Faith]

That is... terrible... and very hilarious, yes. XD

The other day a guy was talking to a little boy when the kid found out that the guy had a wife.
Kid: "You have a wife?"
Guy: "Yeah, it's great--she makes my food for me!"
Kid: "I want a wife..."
Someone joins conversation: "Maybe when you're older. Like, 25 or something."
Kid: "I'll wait until I'm ten. THEN I'll get a wife!"

[Madjack]

Hooble says:
*..... HEY, LOOK OVER THERE AT THAT DISTRACTION
OliJason says:
*WHERE
Hooble says:
**steals all your blankets*
OliJason says:
*D:


It's very cold, here.

[Dragyn]

After a session of eminently quotable commentary, how is it that I can never remember any of them once I have navigated to this page?

[Madjack]

Sent one of my friends a plushie, for Christmas. The following texts resulted in much lulz.

Jason: As a gift to you, name something and if it's within my power, I'll do it.
Me: Send me all the spaghetti.
Jason: All the spaghetti?
Me: ALL OF IT.
Jason: PILES OF IT. RAINING FROM THE SKY.
Me: *waits for it, with my tiny lace umbrella*

[Dragyn]

"Merry Christmas.  Don't do drugs."

[Faith]

Haha, wow... these are great... XP

Well, a week or some ago, we had a game night where a matter of possession was being discussed... so I recalled a diplomatic method of settling such matters that someone once told to me... it can be boiled down to one perfectly elegant phrase.

"I dun' peed on it 'n now it's mine."

Someone there really took a liking to it and continued to use it all night...
"Yeah, that couch you're sitting on? I dun' peed on it 'n now it's mine. You see that cup? That cup you're drinking out of? I dun' peed on it 'n now it's mine."

Wow...
I've been a little out of sorts, today. Must be something to do with the lack of sleep thing. Like not sleeping last night. Yeah. Something like that.
And SUGAR.
So much sugar.
...
And I forgot the word "diplomatic." How on Earth did I forget THAT word.
It was like that one day in first grade all over again... when I forgot the word "cat." O.o
(I NEVER said I was bright.)
So, in an attempt to remember this word... not so much so that I could use it here but becuase it somehow seemed tremendously wrong that I forget this word, but I didn't remember the word so I didn't know why it was so terrible that I forgot it... but somehow I knew... ... ...
Anyway. In an attempted to remember this word, I was consulting Dragyn and I guess he wasn't completely listening to my half-coherent rambles about a word. I was giving him hints about what it seemed to almost mean in my memory...
"It's used a lot to describe Libra personalities!"
I don't know why I said that, knowing that he knows nothing about zodiac signs.
"Degenerate?"
...
"I'm a Libra." >.<
"What? I thought you said 'leaders.'"
And honestly, I don't really know why I know zodiac signs, either, seeing as they seem to hold little relevance to me... besides being a somewhat cool concept. XP

... ... ...
Oh, man...
I think I've hit that stage of tired when I just start spouting idiotic nonsense and feeling a little dizzy... ... ...
Later, I will probably come back and read what I have said, and feel a deep sense of regret. XD XP

[Felblood]

A:... in the name of evil.
   Right.
 me:  don't you mean "EVIL"
 A:  Yes.
   That.
   XD

[Dragyn]

Was Stumbling:

"I went into the garage today to unpack the Christmas decorations.  I found a present from last year that I had forgotten to give.  I was so disappointed!  They would really have loved that kitten..."

[Faith]

Hahahaha... XD
Blood, I read that and started laughing so loud, I thought I'd wake up the person sleeping on the floor...
*Pokes Dragyn with toe*
But he's still sleeping...

Facebook can be a source for great quotes... XD XP

"My cat was chewing on the Christmas tree lights when they were on... i was in the shower.... my mom was baking banana bread... setting the stage for awesomeness...
My cat got shocked, peed all over all of the presents and tore up the tree. My mom starts screaming for me, so I grab a towel and run out--there's cat pee everywhere, the cat is hissing under the couch and just then the dinner company shows up, watching me move a horrible-smelling, pee-covered Christmas tree, half-naked..... kind of a big deal."

[Madjack]

Best Quotes
Relationships are like farting, if you push too hard, things could get messy real fast."

Immature? Maybe. Funny? Definitely.

[Faith]

I cringed a little when I read that. Then, despite myself, I giggled... because there was someone sitting right next to me that I could horrify with this just to watch their reaction. XD XP

So yeah, Skyrim joke... haha.
Dragyn was killing a dragon (haha, Dragyn killing dragon... ) and glowy things happen, as usual. Someone who was watching thought it was funny to say something about how he was eating dragon souls.
I was in the room, lying on the floor and kinda' sleepy-gargle-salkhfdaf... but I overheard this and managed to throw in something to the extent of "The breakfast of champions!"
People seemed to think that was sort of amusing... :B

[Felblood]

Dude A: "I was about to make fun of you, for reading what is obviously a Shoujo comic, bur then I remembered that I can't do that anymore."

Dude B: "You and your ponies, man."

A: "Yeah. Confound these ponies; they cost me so much!"

[Faith]

Hahaha... XD
And yet it's a willing expense. XP
However, there's definitely worse, I'm sure.

I've never cared much for one side or the other of the vegetarian/omnivorous thing, but I sure find a lot of amusing jokes on that general topic. Like this one.
"If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot at."

[Tvorsk]

My brother: "And now imagine an obese Mexican going..."
Me, cutting in: "Dude, give up drugs. I know your drugs are Youtube videos, still, give up them."