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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #90 on: June 09, 2011, 05:35:23 AM »

Oh, man... hilarious mistake in this sentence... XD

"I like to make my own theories about the plot and characters of a story as I read it. Like, for example, I'm pretty sure that Dumbledore is Eragon's father."
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« Reply #91 on: June 23, 2011, 12:48:41 PM »

"He was dripping with condensation..."
My friend and I have had many interesting late-night conversations... XD
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« Reply #92 on: June 23, 2011, 06:08:54 PM »

"Unless you explicitly tell me not to, I'm going to show up at your wedding with a bow in my hair."
--Me

Good times.
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« Reply #93 on: June 26, 2011, 05:07:24 PM »

(For the curious, Blood totally showed up at my wedding with a bow in his hair.)

"If you had a bull, isn't that what you'd name it?  Peanut Butter Monkey?"
--Rodeo announcer last night, regarding the name of one of the bulls.
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« Reply #94 on: June 28, 2011, 04:07:43 AM »

Totally worth it.
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« Reply #95 on: June 29, 2011, 05:57:27 PM »

Hahahaha... XD
The bow in the hair was awesome.
Also, I didn't hear that bull's name mentioned, but that's hilarious. :P

So Dragyn and I were sitting at the computer when Gryphor walked in through the door behind us, went across the room, opened a drawer and pulled out a box of matches. He then looked up and saw both of us watching him, and said, "Actions speak louder than words."
And then he walked back out.
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« Reply #96 on: June 30, 2011, 03:32:27 PM »

Me:  "This looks like a bad idea."
Dad:  "It is, but we're doing it anyway."
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« Reply #97 on: July 03, 2011, 07:08:47 AM »

Trask: I mean really now guys, a little knocking maybe, before you rush in like in an RPG, and wreck up the place! now I know how an NPC feels like.

(( Glad to see you two alive and happy :) ))
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« Reply #98 on: July 05, 2011, 05:20:14 PM »

"Display PSNR/SSIM stats: This will just display the PSN and SSIM after the encoding is completed. If you don't know what those are, then you don't need to use this setting!"
--Zarxrax, in his guide to using Zarx264GUI


I with more tutorials were written with this same level of focus and insight. It would make teaching myself video editing much easier. (That's why I've been away so much.)
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« Reply #99 on: July 05, 2011, 05:57:38 PM »

Me:"This is the greatest table of contents I have ever read."
Dabringer:"It is pretty good. Let's hope the rest of the book can keep up."

More Information than You Require, if you were wondering.

This book has a chapter titled "How to Be a Famous Minor Television Celebrity."
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« Reply #100 on: July 12, 2011, 03:31:48 PM »

"I had this accident with a Revolutionary War cannon. I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway."

- Percy Jackson, from "The Lightning Thief."
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« Reply #101 on: July 14, 2011, 01:19:21 AM »

Eh, double posting. If people don't like it, they should've said something between my posts. :P

The other day, Dragyn, his sister (my sister-in-law, *GASP* O.o ) and I were watching creepy music videos late at night.
(By the way, if you wanna' see a creepy music video where Kesha shoots unicorns that bleed rainbow-lights... well, you're just as weird as we are... :P )

We decided that Shakira's "She Wolf" would probably have a creepy video, too. We were right. A little... too right...

Anyway, we were all sitting there in awkward silence as some freaky chick spun around from the bars of a cage in a skin-tone leotard pretending to be a "she-wolf in the closet" which had to be "let out." I guess that's code-term for this creep's libido.

The music video finally ends with her sneaking through a door into a normal-looking room (all normal-looking again) back to her normal bed, in a normal house. I guess that was the point of the music video, or something. Even presumably normal people can be freaks.

After a few more seconds of awkward silence I had to say, What just happened...?"
And the sister/sister-in-law said, "I think she just came out of the closet..."
Apparently, she hadn't thought about this until she'd said it, because we busted up laughing at pretty much the same time... :P

Then, we went out into the other room where Rosethorn (the other sister/sister-in-law, who is somehow obliviously innocent of the worlds' antics) was sitting there at the other computer, within hearing distance of us and our disturbing music videos.
"Did you hear any of that?"
"Huh?"
"I guess not... well, don't worry about the monsters in your closet. They won't come out. It's too... embarrassing..."
Her response... :P
... "I don't have a closet..."
Of course, we had to laugh at this. She obviously wasn't getting it. XD
Then she chimed in, "Wait, are you saying I'm embarrassing!?!"
She even sounded sort of offended.
As you can probably imagine, we had a pretty good laugh at that... :P
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« Reply #102 on: July 24, 2011, 11:12:50 PM »

"Nobody should ever get livestock for an anniversary gift.  Nobody."
    -A participant in The Wedding Ref.

Late night TV...yeah.  Admittedly, the show was funny, and the fights were (mostly) friendly, so I enjoyed it.  Personally, I think if your biggest complaint in your marriage after 32 years is his choice of gifts, you're doing pretty good.

Still,they got $25,000 and a billboard out of it.
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« Reply #103 on: September 04, 2011, 10:32:53 PM »

So... the other night a large portion of this forum's members were playing a game called "Universalis" and... some pretty interesting things were said... :P

"Everyone is a spy... especially the furniture..."

"I have a secret that I have been keeping from you. This whole time, I have been... your chair."
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« Reply #104 on: September 15, 2011, 01:57:37 AM »

"I'm really enjoying Leftover Soup, but I wouldn't recommend it to you.

It's very, very, very Canadian.

-- almost to the point of being Japanese."

I'm trying to explain why I like Tailsteak comics to Gersolov.

It isn't going well.
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