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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #75 on: January 27, 2011, 01:32:37 PM »
Quote from: Darknes on January 25, 2011, 08:56:25 PM
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has been met with a lot of harsh criticism, and been widely regarded as a Bad Move." Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
I just watched that, too.


Amber: "That German guy is scary."
Me: "All Germans are scary."
Amber: "I'm German!"
Me: "So am I."
Amber: "This explains a lot."
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #76 on: January 28, 2011, 01:58:28 PM »
Nice. :P

Hahaha.
Your sig makes me laugh, Madjack, if only because my dad is currently talking about how he needs to stop being so addicted to his caffeine and coffee in the morning. XD
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #77 on: January 31, 2011, 07:09:21 PM »
Okay, double-posting... but I just had to share this one... XD XP

Note: the setting is a military hospital or something on an episode of M*A*S*H my mother is watching... and this came on over the intercom. XP

"Attention: incoming wounded.
Hurry while there's still a wide selection of models and colors to choose from!"
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #78 on: February 01, 2011, 12:52:38 PM »
Well, that's quite typical of M*A*S*H... ;)

Me: "Did... did you just manage to DRIFT a vehicle that can't do more than 1mph?!"
(Seriously, everyday I like the industrial equipment more and more :P)
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #79 on: February 02, 2011, 08:29:10 PM »
Hahahaha...
My math teacher is... haha... interesting. He has an equally interesting sense of humor.
"I don't expect you to be in love with radians. This is like your first date, you're just trying things out... the only problem is that they're going to stalk you, and won't leave you alone."
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #80 on: February 03, 2011, 11:06:24 PM »
radians are codependent like that.

They will not stop until you are dead.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #81 on: February 04, 2011, 03:01:28 PM »
Ran into this post on Facebook, made by one of my old friends from high school:

"In general, I equate watching Fox News with using 4th of July sparklers to poke my eyes out."
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #82 on: February 04, 2011, 11:07:42 PM »
So, apparently my Yahoo im was hacked, and I had to change my security settings. My friend had to make sure it was me, this time.

Ambew: ARE YOU
Ambew: REALLY YOU
Firehawk: I LOVE TESLA
Firehawk: 8U
Ambew: ...yep its you
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« Reply #83 on: February 08, 2011, 12:31:35 AM »
Hahaha...
* Faith loves the crazy quotes...

"The stove sounds like it's got Star Wars trapped inside of it."
-My mother, because the stove is making some crazy "pew pew, snap bang crack!" sounds.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #84 on: February 09, 2011, 12:19:09 PM »
Only scissors move through things. Just like chess.
--Turing Machine, on the Leftover Soup forum

 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #85 on: February 14, 2011, 08:05:19 AM »
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #86 on: February 15, 2011, 11:28:18 AM »
"Remember that all equipment in <XYZ> is brand new... well, it was a few years ago." - Co-worker from the <XYZcity> division.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #87 on: February 19, 2011, 02:16:31 AM »
"Q: The earth has a magnetic field. Would a big enough blob of magnetic thinking putty eat the earth?
A: That sounds like an excellent movie plot, but we don't think that is possible."

from the "Burning Questions" section of this site.
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« Reply #88 on: May 05, 2011, 12:34:38 PM »
"Once again, I want to commend Microsoft for Internet Explorer. It really is a top-notch tool for downloading Firefox."
-Shamus Young

I don't hate IE with the intensity the hardcore open source/alternative OS zealots direct at it, simply for being a Microsoft product, but I have to admit that using IE always feels like driving a car with whichever type of transmission you aren't used to.
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #89 on: May 07, 2011, 01:12:53 PM »
Hahahaha. XD
Yeah, gotta' agree with you, there. :P

Oh, man... your family got the funniest messages from this UPS guy... XD

1st message:
"Hey... I think I'm at your house... nobody's home... there's a horse... and a dog... oh, and another horse! There're lots of horses! I'm not sure about your dog... he appears to be friendly... ... ..."
(This goes on for a while...)

2nd message:
"Hey, this is me again... I just went up another driveway... I think I saw your mail box... 'cuz first I went up one driveway... then I went up another driveway..."

There was probably 5 minutes of this between the two messages... maybe more. :P
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