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[Dragyn]

"My first girlfriend turned into the moon."
"That's rough, Buddy."

-Sokka and Zuko, from Avatar, The Last Airbender.

[Faith]

Heh.

Hahahaha... commercials cutting out can be pretty amusing.

"It sounds like you're smuggling a baby elephant in your tissue."
- Well someone was blowing their nose, you see... XP

"He was dripping with condensation..."
-Er... heh... people were half asleep (and should have actually been sleeping...) and there was this one word that sounded terribly similar to "condescension..."
And the delirium of sleep deprivation made this particularly hilarious...  XD XP

[Felblood]

F"I just bumped into the eight fingered man who haunts my nightmares, should I wave hello, or just walk past him?"
G"What kind of game are you playing?!"
F"My character is losing his mind, and I have lost the item I need to make the nightmares stop. I am seriously considering downing this bottle of Laudanum I got, just to make the dreams stop."
"What's in Laudanum, anyway?"
One wikipedia visit later
F"Raw Opium mixed in a solution of 20% alcohol! Whoa, I didn't know that--Did you know that Bayer used to sell heroin over the counter?"
G"Who?"
F"Bayer, like Bayer aspirin."
G"Wow."
F"That explains why downing this potion is supposed to ensure restful sleep but 'may cause physical harm'."
G"I can't recommend diamophine as a treatment for hallucinations. Isn't that what they put NAME on in the hospital, and she said it made everything purple and the room spun?"

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F"Okay, now my shirt is whispering to me. It seriously might be time to resort to opiates."

I've been playing a new browser game, called Echo Bazaar. It's pretty weird.

[Dragyn]

Wow.  I sorta' wish I could get that to load from up here.  It sounds...interesting.

[Faith]

Hahahah... XD XP

Nice.

"Darn it."
"What?"
"I wanted to get a fruit cocktail... and then realized that there was a lot of pineapple in my supposed mixed fruit."
"It's just a can of pineapple, isn't it?"
"Yup."

"You have nothing to be embraced about!"
-My mom kept misspelling "embarrassed..." again and again.

[Felblood]

DW sent me a "possible cat in a box"

This isn't a cat at all!

It is a large killer spider.

Augh, my precious face!

[Faith]

Hahahaha... XD
*Share it???*

Anyway...
*Chat with Blood*

Me: And I will investigate in buttered toast with jelly... XD
Blood: go forth, and do likewise!
I am a toast guru
Me: Hahaha... XD
And what does the toast guru say, now?
Blood:  The toast guru is silent, for you should be meditating on your toast
*After toast was acquired and eaten*
Me: Toast guru, my toast was sadly lacking.
I sought a source of jelly and found none, and the bread was strange and of peculiar flavor. What does it mean?
Blood:  Great toast is not always immediately forthcoming
At times, you must endure mediocre toast, on the journey to great toast
Toast is a way of life
The Tao of Toast

Yeah...
Weird conversations... XD XP

[Felblood]

Your face's mom looks like a slug."
--Rutskarn, in spoiler warning S4E25

From the same episode:

Shamus: "We are now neutral stupid."
Rutskarn: "True stupid!"

[Faith]

Wow.
That first comment was just a collision of two of the most common, senseless modern bashes with a comparison to a slug.
...
It made me laugh. XD XP

"I believe in narwhals!"
- It turns out, a lot of people don't. It's saddening, really.

[Madjack]

"I'll just talk to this spider! Oh..you're dead. Well, I won't hold that against you."
-Oblina, Aaahh! Real Monsters

[Felblood]

I talked to a spider this morning.

I asked him why the eyeball he was carrying was looking at me.

Then my character woke up.

This Echo Bazaar game, is literally crazy.

[Darknes]

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has been met with a lot of harsh criticism, and been widely regarded as a Bad Move." Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

One of my favorite lines ever is

"Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course."

-- Small Gods, Terry Pratchett

[Dragyn]

"You invisible kids and your invisibility.   Back in my day if you wanted to be invisible, you had to lose your phone."

[Faith]

Nice... XD

*Too busy with final to remember quotes, right now...*


Uh, Dragyn?
What is that about? XD

[Dragyn]

Jenia was commenting on the fact that I'm always invisible on the internet.