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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #105 on: September 18, 2011, 12:14:29 AM »

The Dictionary is a concentration camp for words.

There's a reason the only languages where all the words have fixed meanings are dead languages.
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« Reply #106 on: September 18, 2011, 11:00:58 PM »

"Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain!"

--You will not guess.
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« Reply #107 on: September 24, 2011, 09:17:29 PM »

Somewhat overdue:

"There are spiders in my blood."
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« Reply #108 on: September 28, 2011, 12:25:22 AM »

"You have saved my life.

Here is your reward:

The greatest tea cozy in all the land!"
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Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #109 on: October 01, 2011, 01:09:37 AM »

That sounds familiar, but I can't place it...
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« Reply #110 on: October 01, 2011, 10:31:21 AM »

Tales from the Table.

You watch it?
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« Reply #111 on: October 01, 2011, 10:51:44 AM »

No, only over your shoulder.  If that's recent, then I have no idea why it sounds so familiar.

Unless you've quoted it, of course.
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« Reply #112 on: October 01, 2011, 07:42:01 PM »

That would do it.
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« Reply #113 on: October 10, 2011, 08:22:25 PM »

"I will cherish this picture of your dog forever.  Thank you, random stranger."

-from http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/10/10/funny-facebook-fails-picture-from-a-stranger-win/
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« Reply #114 on: October 11, 2011, 11:14:50 AM »

Even in this sea of technology, humanity endures.
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« Reply #115 on: October 12, 2011, 11:39:33 PM »

"Microsoft Word isn't saying your name is misspelled, it's telling you that you were a mistake."

-I don't know the original source, I'm afraid.
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« Reply #116 on: October 16, 2011, 11:34:18 PM »

"Nintendo has (in my experience) always had top-notch customer service. This dates back to the NES days; when I was a young lad, I broke a pin on a Zelda II cartridge when I was about halfway through the game. Being a Nintendo Power subscriber, we used one of the repair coupons they put in the back of the magazine to send it in; my mother attached a note saying that if it were possible to preserve my game data, that'd be great, but that we understood if that wasn't technologically possible.

A few weeks later, we received a new cartridge in the mail. A letter was enclosed informing us that they were able to read the game state data, but that the cartridge itself was unfixable without wiping its memory... And they couldn't copy the data from the battery-backed RAM chip into a new cartridge.

They therefore had a Nintendo Game Counselor play a brand-new copy of the game up to the point my character had last saved."

-Mark Tomczak in reply to this post on Howard Tayler's Google Plus.  I think it's public, but if you can't see it, Mr. Tayler was complaining about how bad Microsoft's customer support is...
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« Reply #117 on: October 17, 2011, 11:00:01 AM »

Best job ever.
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« Reply #118 on: October 18, 2011, 11:45:08 PM »

Me and Darknes were playing Minecraft.  I was on my way back from an expedition.

Me: I feel like I'm from Hollywood.
Dark: Why?
Me: There were 2 creepers in my way, so I sprinted past them, and jumped off a cliff into the water below.
Dark: As long as you make a pained face that works.
Me: ?
Dark: All the stars do.
Me: Ah.
Me: >_<
Me: Good enough?
Dark: Works for me.
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« Reply #119 on: October 19, 2011, 11:42:32 AM »

Ride the blastwave!
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