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[Dragyn]

Oh, various people.  Not the violent ones, though.  Just the ones who'd respond...interestingly.

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

Violent?
Why would people react violently?

Hm...
Okay, this one may not sound as funny to some but...
(I'm quoting a dream.)

I dreamed that Spoiled Puppy was with me running away from "bad guys" as I'll put it, that would kill us if they caught us. Then, while running around in this strange place that would likely be seen in one of those fancy, well-guarded buildings you'd see in movies, we came upon a room that looked just like the library at my elementary school.
We went in there to copy important data on a disk, or something weird... and Spoiled Puppy was in charge of doing the task.
And then I went to check up on the progress after checking outside to be sure of the fact that there wasn't anyone to find us. When I got back, another person was there, one that went to my school, and they were listening to Britney Spears, rather than copying important data. I got all upset and asked them what they were doing. Spoiled Puppy said something about how she had to copy a disk and give it to someone, still, because she hadn't yet, and had been to her concert.
Then I said I never had to do that.
Her response was, "You went to her concert and you didn't spread the love!?!"
Then they started dancing and singing, "Oops I did it again...."
I'm not sure whether or not I should classify that as a nightmare.

(By the way, the quote was what she said.)

[Dragyn]

Ain't dreams just great?

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

Yes... and frightening, sometimes, as well.  

Hm... a quote...

"But the context destroys my arguement!!!*
-Somebody that my Yearbook quoted.

[Dragyn]

"I had a friend who was a clown in the Ringling Brothers Circus.  When he died, all his friends went to his funeral in one car."
    -Stephen Wright, again.  

[Fox]

"I'm getting a credit card!" ~me
"Who are??" ~Nana
"I are!" ~me
"You is??" ~Nana
"I is!" ~me

"Dwayne was gonna show you a cat, but you wasn't here." ~Nana
"Yes, I was." ~me
"Well..you was in the shower." ~Nana
"Was I?" ~me
"Yes, you was!" ~Nana

"It'll just be you and I there, okay?" ~Nana

The sad thing is..she doesn't know any better. As you can tell I have fun teasing her. XD

[Faith]

Heh.  
I love quotes...

It sounds like the opposite of what happened to my sister and me when we went to my Grammie's for the first time.  
Just, well... a little less drastic. I think the thing we did that bothered her most was that we used to say, "Me and..."
We'd say that, and she'd say, "Who?" until we said it right.

That reminds me...
That'll go into the stupid points, later, if I remember.  

"If, mathematically, you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number."
-Check last source.

[Dragyn]

Answer, or answerer?

"I've always wanted to be somebody's creepy uncle."
       -My elder brother, on hearing the news that my eldest brother's wife is pregnant.

EDIT:  Modified so as not to say that my elder brother was pregnant...'cuz that'd just be weird.

[Faith]

Huh?
Um... Answerer? Why, what's wrong with that?  
I think I've missed something, here...  

Later:
I think I just got it. Answer is actually the correct word for that (and it is the way I would have put it there, if it weren't for the fact that I heard that I wrote it wrong before. And it has been used that way (the way I used it, above) tons of times, by other people around me, since then.) My best guess, from this, is that these are two different words, and I just used something that was not a verb...
I remember, when I was told I was doing it wrong, disagreeing with the other person... but only for a while. I have no back bone... also, I saw it as very possible that I was just being stupid again, so I just went along with it.
But, in that case, that actually makes this somewhat comical.

*Laugh!!!*   !   !   !

And, congratulations, again, for that.  
(I hope to tell those two that in person.)
Hehe.... I won't tell him that bit about being pregnant if you don't want me too.  

A rose by any other name would be, "deadly, thorn-bearing assault vegetation."
-Robert Bullock

'Tis my new Signature.  

[Fox]

Quote:

A rose by any other name would be, "deadly, thornbearing assault vegetation."
-Robert Bullock

^LOL


"Why do you talk funny?" ~Dad
"I speak funny because I like to confuse people, and I am sure to confuse them if I speak funny; and confusing people amuses me, so that's why I talk funny. Confused?" ~Me
"A little." ~Dad
"Then I am amused." ~Me

[Faith]

Heh... I do that, but not on purpose.
I just say something wrong, and then everyone withing hearing (including myself) is confused. And, often, amused...

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
~Anonymous

[Fox]

....

*giggles maniacly*

[Faith]

 

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Douglas Adams

[arcblade]

I love deadlines.  I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
~Scott Adams

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

Hm...

I'll come back to this. ('Twill be the cause of my edit.)

"Remember how in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson