A'right, let's have a stupid-off to prove that one can be stupid on occasion and yet relatively smart the rest of the time.
So one day I went with my roommate to eat lunch. We split ways to go meander around and get food. I got all my food after a bit and went to find my roomie. Couldn't find them for the life of me, so I went to sit down near some people I knew. As I sat down, I asked, "So, anyone seen my roomie?" The entire table immediately exploded with laughter and I looked up to see that my roommate was sitting right across from me. I'd managed to not only walk right past them, but sit down across from them and completely miss them.
And yet, on any given day, I'm usually quite intelligent. Go figure.
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