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[arcblade]

I had a repeat incident of my earlier idiocy with asking where someone was while they were in the general area.  I was looking for my friend Avery, since I hadn't seen him all day.  Sorta asked "has anyone seen Avery?" just as he walked up and sat down at the dinner table.  

Oh, earlier today I tripped over my own feet on a perfectly level sidewalk.  I was soooo proud of myself.  >_>

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

That reminds me...
Last year there were three electives to choose from, and you were only allowed to choose one, in the Jr. High School, for my friends and I.
My friend  was in Art with me, same hour, and sitting next to me most of the time, even.
I asked her if she had chosen Art as an elective.

[arcblade]

I think I should probably get stupid points for how many unsuitable surfaces I've stood on to put Halloween lights up.  They include:  a shaky stool, my roommate's bookshelf, the minifridge, the edge of a cluttered desk, and the narrow shelf near the open window on a second floor room.  I swear I'm not suicidal.  

[Faith]

Heh...
I've done lots of stuff like that, actually.

Perhaps a healthy fear of heights is one of the bigger things I'm lacking in...  

Hm... what have I done, today, that was stupid?
Ah yes... that will suffice.

I had just gotten a cup of water, and walked into the living room to find a place to sit down. I found a seat, and stood next to it for a moment. And a moment is all it takes for my sister to do something devastatingly annoying...
She ran up behind me and flung her weight on my right shoulder, sending a cascading spray of water from my cup all over my once dry seat.
I then told my sister to leave me alone, grumbling in irritation...
And then...
I sat down.

[arcblade]

Today I walked right through my doorway and got a nose-and mouthful of shredded garbage bag.  We sorta decorated our room for Halloween, and my roommate's idea was to cut up a garbage bag into streamers and paste it over the door.  So now I keep forgetting to duck when I walk through, and today I was conveniently inhaling as I walked, so...  

*snort* COUGHHACKCOUGHCOUGH (bats at the trailing streamers and stumbles into the hallway)

Edit:  Because double posting is generally a no-no, I'll add this here:

Today, while driving my roommate back from the pharmacy, I stopped at a traffic light that just so happened to be right near the sun.  So I squinted up at the traffic light, trying not to get blinded, waiting for it to turn green.  

I did this for about two minutes, until I realized two things.  One, I was waiting to turn right.  And two, there is right turn on red.  As soon as I realized this and began to turn, the light turned green.  

I then turned into a portion of the road that appeared to be a lane, but wasn't a lane and ended rather suddenly several hundred feet ahead, which resulted in a very hasty and slightly dangerous lane shift.  

End.

[Faith]

*Laugh!!!*  

A mouthful of shredded garbage bag...  

That does sound dangerous...

Hm... today?
Well, I buttoned myself to a chair...
I then tried to put the cord into the back of the computer to get on the Internet when I got home, but ended out getting no signal every time.
Then I plugged it back into the phone, and everything just echoed when I listened to it.
After that I looked at the other end of the cord, and realized... it was not plugged in.

[arcblade]

I suddenly thought of a way to ensure people earn stupid points.  Or at least feel like they should earn stupid points.  But it should really wait 'til Dragyn gets back.  

[Faith]

He should be, soon...

I was doing things well worthy of stupid points in P.E. again.

Ya' know how some teachers let you listen to music in class? My P.E. teacher does that, using a stereo stored in a cabinet, of sorts.
We're covering basketball, now, and I am afraid that I am absolutely terrible at this game.
Well, someone passed the ball along, and I was going to get it. It was, rather inconveniently, bouncing straight toward the stereo.
Need I say more?
(A head on collision, I practically jumped into it, and there was a great sound that echoed through the entire gym, quite noticeably, after the music stopped...)

I looked back, and it was silent for a few seconds, as everyone just looked at me.
And then... everybody laughed.

[Dragyn]

Speak your mind, Arc.  I read everything that's posted during my absences, anyway.

(If you already did, and I haven't gotten to it...then, oops.)

I haven't done anything particularly stupid recently, mostly due to an inability to do anything, really.

[Faith]

Heh...

I haven't done anything particularly stupid in a comical sense, as far as I can recall, today...
So the past it is, then.

Hm...
When I was four, my dad wanted me to shoot a can with his rifle. I held it wrong, and looked at it while I shot, and that resulted in the shell from the bullet flying into my eye.

[arcblade]

Um...  did that do permenant damage?  

Edit:  Very well, Dragyn.  I'll post the topic up in Polls, then.  

[Faith]

No. I don't need glasses or anything.  
I just have a dislike of guns, now...  
Never really thought that it might have had anything to do with that, though... but then I guess I never though that about the motorcycle incident, either, yet I now believe that it is the reason for my dislike of motorcycles.
The annoying bit, though, is I remember having been aware of the flying bullet shells...

Hm... During Halloween, I ran right into a trash can.
That ought to count for something...  

[arcblade]

That's good.  Poor Dragyn has lottsa point counting to do.  

Topic posted, go thence and vote.  

[Faith]

I couldn't check for that last night!  

Yes, he has a bit to check up on...

Hm...
I... um...
Huh... I have nothing stupid to talk about, for once.

[arcblade]

I arbitrarily award myself stupid points for posting that topic in Polls at all.  And again once I post the truth, probably with a picture for proof.