"I Stopped Fighting my Inner Demons. We're on the same side, now."
"I will kill you, and you will die to death."
"I fail at life so epically, I almost win."
"If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"
"Senility: When you can hide your own Easter eggs"
"Oh, hello. Would you like to be part of my army of Evil Minions?"
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
"I think I'm a little out of place, here. And everywhere else on Earth."
"lol looks kinda' like one of those Tie Fighters."
"Whenever I feel a little blue, I start breathing again."
"...And reality continues to ruin my life."
"Falling downstairs is easy. Falling upstairs takes skill"
"Oh, good morning. I see the assassins have failed..."
"Without ME, you are just AWESO"
"I didn't slap you. I highfived your face."
"Cthulhu thinks you would make a good sandwich."
"The more people I meet, the more I like my pepper spray."
"When you and me die, we'll be dead."
"I'm not so good at advice...can I interest you in some sarcastic comments?"
"What I really need are lots of minions."
"Of all the people that I know, you are one of them."
"You are jealous because the voices only talk to me."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, I will do it for you."
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."
"You have no equal, because everyone else is better."
"When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape."
"I don't have ADHD, I just Do you like tacos?"
"Too close for missiles--Switching to guns!"
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