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Author Topic: Crazy Quotes - Continued  (Read 117547 times)

bloodreaper

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2008, 03:28:00 PM »

I was up most of last night watching old X-Men cartoons. I collected a lot of quotes for you guys.

Magneto:Your life would be a lot easier if I were to die, Charles.
Charles Xavier: Do do not hope for an easy life, only a just one.

It would be most unfortunate if this were to detonate--unfortunate,
but provocative! --Beast

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Magneto: Why do you oppose me fellow mutants? I have come to liberate you!
Wolverine: We don' exac'ly find nuk'lear missiles all that liberatin', bub!

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Wolverine: How can such a tiny crystal hold so much power?
Beast: It's faceted construction gives it total internal reflection, so it has an infinite storage capacity for light energy.
W: I knew there had to be a simple explanation.

Teifs kill Assassins. Assassins kill teifs. It's been goin' on for so long don't nobody remember who started it, and Gambit don't care! --Gambit
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2008, 03:17:00 PM »

Are you dancing, or is that a sideaffect of the shock therapy?
- Anonymous, as far as I know....

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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2008, 09:11:00 AM »

Skye: The old tuning-forks-in-the-wall-near-the-hidden-entrance shtick.
Draak: Oh, come on, we can't do this puzzle till later.
Skye: How do you know?
Draak: I read the script. I-I mean: I had a sacred vision!

Skye: I see another island out there, but how do we get to it?
Draak: How's your backstroke?
Skye: Lousy. I'm a warrior-hero-adventurer-goddess who can't swim. Okay?

From the game Darkened Skye. That's got to be the best game I've ever played. X3 It's got action, adventure, humor...most of all the humor. There's some more rather humorous quotes..but I can't remember. >.< I'd have to pop it in and look through the log.
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2008, 10:15:00 PM »

Heh....   ;D
Humorous games like that usually remind me of a game that Dragyn, Legion Elight, and Bloodreaper played, before. Do ya'll recall the one I'm talking about?
(I ask mainly because, well, I think you've played quite a few games, so that description may not be so efficient for helping you remember which one I'm referring to...)   :P

Now, since it's Valentines day (er... was, 16 minutes ago...) here's some Valentines quotes:

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
-Anonymous

***
Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.
Anonymous
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Dragyn

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2008, 10:32:00 AM »

No clue which one you're talking, there.  Any further clues to the puzzle, Faith?
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2008, 07:27:00 PM »

Heh.   ;D

You told me the name of the game, just today, actually. ^_^
Warcraft, right?
And, apparently there's an alien one, by the same people...

Anyway...

Also today, my sister just randomly gave me some of her candy bar (this is not normal) and I asked her what she was up to... and the following conversation went like this:

Sister: *Sarcastic voice* "I'm planning to to take over the world by giving people candy bars."
Me: "Hm... it's working!!!

So now we're saying it like this, in quite an animated voice
"I'm planning to take over the world by giving people candy bars.... and it's working!!!"
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2008, 08:55:00 AM »

....

Ideas. >:3
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Dragyn

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2008, 12:00:00 PM »

Uh-oh...Fox is up to something...that can't be good...
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2008, 07:52:00 AM »

*Laugh!!!*   :D

Fox, I won't eat any candy bars you give me!
Okay, so maybe that's not very true...
But...
...
.......


I'd like a candy bar.


Well, here's a quote:

"Beware of computer programmers who carry screwdrivers."
-Anonymous
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2008, 08:29:00 AM »

Bahahahaaa....>3

Meh..started playing Darkened Skye again. =D

Skye: *looks in a hollow tree to find some rabbit creature* "Whoa, what is that?"
Draak: "Uh..red-breasted Northern butt smiler? That's just me though."
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2008, 10:31:00 AM »

O.O

What?
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2008, 07:13:00 PM »

It had little spots on its butt. x3 The thing was actually kinda cute....I want one for a pet.
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2008, 02:52:00 AM »

Heh... I'll have to take your word, for that.

Hm...

The other night, my Mom was lying on the coach, almost asleep, on a pile of laundry that had yet to be folded. My Dad came out of their bedroom, looking for her, and he walked right past her. Eventually, he came to the conclusion that Mom must've gone somewhere else, and he asked me where she was.
I pointed at her, atop the pile of laundry, and said, "There."
He looked.
Dad: "Where?..."
Me: *Points* "There."
Dad: *Squints* "... Under all that stuff?...."
Me: *Suppressing laughter and pointing* "No, there..."
Just about then, my Mom started laughing, and looked up at my Dad.
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Fox

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2008, 11:47:00 AM »

N.Gin: "You don't even look like a bandicoot!"
Aku Aku: "....What?"
N.Gin: "Ssshh...it's okay."

N.Gin was the only thing that made Crash of the Titans worth playing..but I still won't give Sierra the satisfaction by buying it. T_T
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Faith

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Re: Crazy Quotes - Continued
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2008, 07:10:00 PM »

(Oops... I meant Heven.)

I didn't either. I barely listened to it... then people starting laughing like mad, so...

Heh... what was that from?
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