Lies!
(I know, I'm just adding on...
)
Anyway...
I've learned riddles!
Though, first I guess I'll try this old one... I thought it was easy, and was pointless in saying, but some people on the bus didn't get it very easily, today, so... it's probably 'cuz I heard it when I was really young...
How far can a man run into the forest?
("Forest" being a general term.)