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Stories / Re: Drabble-matic

« on: October 13, 2010, 02:32:09 AM »

The Adventure Of The Nexu

Xenomorph Queen and Audrey II were out for a bloody Valentine's walk in the mouth of a sandworm. As they went, Audrey II rested his hand on Xenomorph Queen's tail. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so pathetic, Xenomorph Queen was filled with infected dread.

"Do you suppose it's slimey here?" she asked hungrily.

"You thorny silly," Audrey II said, tickling Xenomorph Queen with his hazardous waste barrel. "It's completely radioactive."

Just then, an acidic nexu leapt out from behind a AT-4 and drooled Audrey II in the bulb. "Aaargh!" Audrey II screamed.

Things looked shiny. But Xenomorph Queen, although she was moldy, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a Death Star and, like a double rainbow in the sky, oh my god, beat the nexu desperately until it ran off. "That will teach you to drool innocent people."

Then she clasped Audrey II close. Audrey II was bleeding madly. "My darling," Xenomorph Queen said, and pressed her lips to Audrey II's tongue.

"I love you," Audrey II said fiery, and expired in Xenomorph Queen's arms.

Xenomorph Queen never loved again.

And that is why Xenomorph queens never have a mate.

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General / What are you listening to?

« on: October 13, 2010, 02:14:39 AM »

Just a silly little time-passer.

..."Feed Me" is currently playing. I want an Audrey II...

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Arts / Re: 100 themes

« on: October 13, 2010, 02:10:56 AM »

Pff. I hardly ever do anything new...just keep re-drawing old ones. XD

Questioning, and Hero, I don't think I had uploaded, before. All the other ones are just newer versions, and marked "updated". My favorite re-draws are "Eyes", and "Family".

EDIT:
Well whatya' know, I did Rejection! I love drawing Sasha. Such a fun design. <3

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Rules and Announcements / Re: Forum Themes

« on: October 12, 2010, 04:33:47 PM »

Much better! The light and dark colors go well together, without being a pain on the eyes. Very nice.

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Arts / 100 themes

« on: October 10, 2010, 02:59:46 PM »

*EDIT* Completely re-doing this!

1. Introduction
2. Love - It sucks.
3. Light - Taffy!
4. Dark - Licorice!
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Sky
8. Innocence - Drake, get out of Shii's spot!
9. Drive
10. Emotion
11. Run
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune - FOCUS POOT.
14. Smile - Sashi, SMILE MORE, DAMNIT.
15. Animal
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow - Jathemon, ASDF edition!
19. Friend
20. Pet - That's a big "kitty".
21. Grow - GAAAAAAAAYYY
22. Reflection
23. Cat - Shii's a total cat.
24. World Reserved
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Cigarette - No, Zee will not spare a light.
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain - Mambo, you're a tough nut...but I don't think you're gonna last long.
31. Flowers - Well...a flower.
32. Night
33. Passion
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand - FEELS.
36. Precious Treasure - I love these two.
37. Eyes - NAGA, YOU'RE SUCH A DORK. HOW'D YOU BECOME A VILLAIN.
38. Wings
39. Dreams - Naptime.
40. Right
41. Teamwork - What did Shii do? I'll leave that to the imagination.
42. Hope
43. Dying
44. Ice Cream
45. Illusion
46. Family - Poor Naga. His whole family is girls.
47. Creation Reserved
48. Childhood - PUPPETS.
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport - Lilith liek volleyball.
52. Deep in Thought - He calls it meditating. Nina calls it being annoying.
53. Lie
54. Tower
55. Woman - Get out of there, Tang!
56. Danger Ahead
57. Father Reserved
58. Kick in the Head - Ouch.
59. No Way Out - I don't know what's going to happen, here, but it's going to be hilarious.
60. Rejection - No, Bee! Shii likes violence!
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Falling - Poor bebe Mewtwo ;-;
64. Mother - Just let Mambo get him with a good Hydro Pump. There. Bam. Clean.
65. Horror
66. Purple
67. Playing the Melody - Jazzy Honchkrow guy!
68. Hero
69. Annoyance - Snipped due to language
70. Snow
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed - June, how many times has your dad told you? No ice sliding, indoors!
73. I Can't - This one needs some explaining.
74. Are You Challenging Me? Reserved
75. Mirror Reserved
76. Ocean - Moe HATES Surf battles.
77. Under - wear!
78. Pay
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Within
82. Contentment
83. Numbers
84. Out Cold - Pesky kids and their cute!
85. Conflict - Snipped due to content.
86. Seeing Red - SLISH!
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire - Little Riolu, you're in trouble...
90. Tree
91. Drowning
92. Give Up
93. Life
94. Tradition
95. Burn
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Warm - Or you could just let Glade keep you warm, Nico. C:
99. Almost
100. Relaxation

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Stories / Re: Drabble-matic

« on: October 10, 2010, 02:47:36 PM »

My dad had the same reaction.

Sure, the thing can be used to make serious little romance drabbles...but where's the fun in that? :U

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Rules and Announcements / Re: Forum Themes

« on: October 10, 2010, 02:45:31 PM »

Hmm...I can't seem to get rid of the artifacts that show up at the corners of the rounded graphics.  Maybe I'll just square them off...

By the way, changed the main theme to something more in line with the rest of Canon Fodder.  Not sure I like, it, though.

The only beef I have with it, is the color of links. They're a tad hard to see. Other than that, it looks good.

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Stories / Drabble-matic

« on: October 10, 2010, 11:56:49 AM »

Not sure to put this in Off-Topic or here. HURR. Well... http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ that thing is evil. Evil fun. I will warn that a couple results are a little on the PG-13 side. My result?

An Angry Occurrence

Tannis paced up and down, jiggling her intestines. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Crimson Lance, had arranged to meet her here on top of a windmill. "I have something undead to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Crimson Lance was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Tannis expected to see her bounce up, her painful hair streaming behind her and her toothy eyes aglow.

Tannis heard footsteps, but they seemed rather adorable for a delicate and hot girl like Mary Sue Crimson Lance, whose tread was dusty. She turned around and found TK Baha staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" TK Baha said unwittingly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Tannis had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so horribly. "Mary Sue Crimson Lance asked to meet me here." As she gazed at TK Baha, her thumb began to throb hungrily.

"Oh," TK Baha said, violently. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Tannis said and caught TK Baha by his eyes. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," TK Baha said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like Binky on a sugar high.

From behind a Catch-a-Ride, Mary Sue Crimson Lance watched with a bloody light in her sandy eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Tannis/TK Baha". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the skag from extinction.

Nope. Not obsessed with Borderlands, at all! NOT ME!

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General / Re: Crazy Quotes

« on: October 10, 2010, 11:39:17 AM »

"It will be like stealing candy from a dead baby!" ~ Patricia Tannis

Yes. I got the new Borderlands DLC, and it was awesome.