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General Discussion => General => Topic started by: Madjack on March 04, 2013, 02:23:28 PM

Title: Player Shuffle
Post by: Madjack on March 04, 2013, 02:23:28 PM
I could have sworn I re-posted this, but it seems that I did not. I have a large variety of new music, so let's see what happens!

Instructions:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!

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01. How are you feeling today?
Party Rock Anthem ~ LMFAO
(All things considered, not bad.)

02. Will you get far in life?
First Time ~ Lifehouse
(wat.)

03. How do your friends see you?
A Place in the Sun ~ The Elms
(WAT.)

04. Will you get married?
We're an American Band ~ Grand Funk Railroad
(I cannot possibly spare anymore WAT.)

05. What is your best friend's theme song?
Ain't No Rest for the Wicked ~ Cage the Elephant
(Okay now that one could work.)

06. What is the story of your life?
Ghostbusters
(LOL)

07. What was high school like?
I Will Survive ~ Stephanie Bently
(If I actually went to high school, that would be fitting.)

08. How can you get ahead in life?
Stay with Me ~ The Faces
(WHY?)

09. What is the best thing about your friends?
Don't Stop ~ Gin Wigmore
(Well I guess that could sort of work?)

10. What is in store for this weekend?
Leave the Lights On ~ Meiko
(No! My weekend will be DARK!)

11. To describe your grandparents?
Know Your Power Chords ~ Nuclear Bubble Wrap
(Absolutely nothing in that sentence described my grandparents...)

12. How is your life going?
Tonight Tonight ~ Hot Chelle Rae
(Well...yeah, okay. That works.)

13. What song will they play at your funeral?
Concrete ~ Plumb
(Yeah. Creep the heck outta everybody there, why don't we?)

14. How does the world see you?
Can't Go Back ~ Primal Scream
(Well okay, then!)

15. Will you have a happy life?
We're Alright ~ Hawk Nelson
(Okay now that one fits.)

16. What do your friends really think of you?
Where's Your Head At ~ Basement Jaxx
(LOL)

17. Do people secretly lust after you?
Palomino ~ Mates of State
(*pokerfase*)

18. How can I make myself happy?
Don't Stop (Color on the Walls) ~ Foster the People
(Color on the walls? Okay, if you insist.)

19. What should you do with your life?
Sinnerman ~ Nina Simone
(Uh...sure.)

20. Will you ever have children?
No One Leaves ~ Scratching Post
(.... So is that a yes, or no?)
Title: Re: Player Shuffle
Post by: Ryan_Galen on March 11, 2013, 08:25:35 PM
01. How are you feeling today?
Factory (Land of Rust and Vertigo) by Team Paradox
(...wow this is really going to show off how obscure my player is)

02. Will you get far in life?
obsession TV-Mix by SeeSaw
(.Hack anime soundtrack... forgot that was in there)

03. How do your friends see you?
Track Twelve by Unknown Artist
(...that is what we get for having so many video game soundtracks from the nineties on here. One second... right. It's the instrumental version of Wind Nocturne from Lunar Silver Star Story... guess my player's wishy washy enough for that.)

04. Will you get married?
Track 17 by Unknown Artist
(...right. You Tube to the rescue. This is Mysterious Cave, once again from Lunar Silver Star Story... not encouraging, but at least it's not a dead end... right?)

05. What is your best friend's theme song?
Refection by Vanessa Mae
(...this is either very sad or indicating something my player doesn't know.)

06. What is the story of your life?
Track Thirty by Unknown Artist
(Again? One sec... yeah, this one isn't surrendering it's secrets. Little bit of a war march for some reason...)

07. What was high school like?
Key of Twilight by See-Saw
(More .Hack anime. More of how one feels of highschool now than anything else.)

08. How can you get ahead in life?
Belt of Venus by Team Paradox
(...my player really needs to clean up his music library before he does this again.)

09. What is the best thing about your friends?
Sleepy Clank part 2 by Girl Genius Radiotheater
(...well, at least you know I'm being honest here.)

10. What is in store for this weekend?
A Stray Child by SeeSaw
(...wow the shuffle likes .Hack. Also this is a very ominous song is accurate.)

11. To describe your grandparents?
Rolln' by Big and Rich
(Wow... this is certainly projecting a pep into their step.)

12. How is your life going?
Minor Heroes part 1 by Girl Genius Radiotheater
(...waking up shrunken in the fortress of blue mice. Guess it's just about right.)

13. What song will they play at your funeral?
Track 12 by Unknown Artist
(Hmm... this one is the theme for the Veldt from Final Fantasy VI. This either doesn't bode will for civilization, or my player should put off that vacation to Africa.)

14. How does the world see you?
Souless Enemy from Solatorobo
(...well that kind of speaks for it self. And yikes.)

15. Will you have a happy life?
We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel
(...so many ways you could take this one.)

16. What do your friends really think of you?
Track 38 by Unknown Artist
(Ok, this one is DEFINATELY Chrono Cross. Just one moment... and nope. Not a bad song at least. Bit of a jungle tune though...)

17. Do people secretly lust after you?
Um... three untranslatable characters followed by four untranslatable characters
(It appears to be a pop remix instrumental of one of the Lunar Silver Star Story Songs. No idea which, but since in many ways it's a peppier version of the answer to number three... creepy for some of this making correlations with each other.)

18. How can I make myself happy?
Crystal River by Mudcrutch
(...don't even recall ever listening to this album. Will have to come back to this... is only because what little my player is listening to it is a bit creepily on subject.)

19. What should you do with your life?
OK, another unknown symbol attack again, but this one I can identify as the Opening Theme for Lunar Silver Star Complete.
(...so this is what? Find love? ...gee that is going to be an uphill battle.)

20. Will you ever have children?
Wild West Show by Big and Rich
(...make peace not war... well that's just a bit indeterminate.)

Well, I hope you all are as creeped out as this is my player was... I'll admit, since I have to live in his head, even I was a bit weirded by all those results. Anyway, peace.
Title: Re: Player Shuffle
Post by: punk_fur on March 19, 2013, 07:45:34 PM
not sure I should try this one, what do you guys think?   (;
Title: Re: Player Shuffle
Post by: Dragyn on March 20, 2013, 07:01:19 PM
You can always try and make your decision on whether or not to post it based on the results.  It's actually kind of fun, even if you don't share.
Title: Re: Player Shuffle
Post by: punk_fur on March 22, 2013, 10:31:13 AM
how are you feeling today-
sickness by disturbed
(its already weird)

how far will you get in life-
The day that never comes by matillica
(that not a good sign)

how do your friends see you-
duality by slipknot
(thats creepy)

will you get married-
come as you are by nirvana
(that could work)

whats you best friends theme song-
twist by koяn

what is the story of your life-
a.d.i.d.a.s. by koяn
(no comment)

how can you get ahead in life-
sinner by drowning pool

what is the best thing about you friends-
rape me by nirvana
(thats messed up)

whats instore for your weekend-
cemetery gates by PanterA
(good or bad?)

what song will they play at your funeral-
band of brothers by hellyeah
(thats pretty awesome)
Title: Re: Player Shuffle
Post by: Felblood on March 24, 2013, 11:38:08 AM
--man, ever since I started using Pandora, I've gotten into so many kinds of music that just aren't in my collection...

I certainly don't have time to get set up to do one of these right now, but I will eventually.
Title: Re: Player Shuffle
Post by: punk_fur on July 15, 2013, 07:25:46 AM
there's no way this could get better, random songs, random questions, and funny or weird outcomes.