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Archive => Archive => [ARCHIVED] Art => Topic started by: Fox on September 27, 2007, 08:51:00 AM
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(http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/2074/bubbleshuggleseg2.png)
For my cousin. 'Tis her raccoon fursona type thing, Bubbles..glomping Fox. Fox seems to attract fangirls a lot..my cousin is one of them. XD
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O.O
Yikes!
That would be scary!!!!
And I thought strangers were frightening enough, alone...
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Fox's face says "Uh-Oh!"
Strangers unnerve me, too. If someone did that, I'd probably hit them with something and run away.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Just the social ones bothered me... now there's marry-me ones, too!?!?!
IIiieeekkKK!!! :o
Anyway, well done. Humorous in a way that could give me nightmares, even...
Um... next time I'm going to see strangers, I'll be carrying my textbook...
Mwahaha! Nothing'll keep them away like a textbook!
I hope...
Meh... I'll just start running if someone does that...
But I have an advantage, here!
I've got 4 more years!!!
And, either way, who'd want to marry me!?! :P ! :P ! :P !
Haha! Things are finally coming together!
But that means I'm gonna' be all alone...
Oh well, I'll have my pets and hobbies.
I have odd conversations with myself when I'm delirious...
Perhaps I'd be best off in bed.
Hm... I should get around to putting something else in here, again...
Perhaps tomorrow. Maybe...
Well, I'll do something someday!
G'night everyb....
*Thump!*
*Snore... snore.... snore...*
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XD I think if somebody did that to me..I'd be dreaming. T.T
Fox is likely used to it. He has a fairly large(and growing) list of fangirls.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Heh... I still feel sorry for him.
Why would you like that? :P
A stranger leaping at you screaming marraige?
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Not like it. Just saying it would never happen to me unless I dreamed it. XP 'Cause I'm kinda freaky looking. o.O
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Yeah... you've never met me...
Look like rotund, human/creature-unworthy-of-a-name-figure made of clay that some child picked up and just started randomly pinching, my voice sounds similar that of a wounded turkey, and, I'm 'bout as graceful as an atomic bomb.
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.... I woke up with the giggles..and that didn't help. XD
Hm. Well..simply put, I look like a guy. My voice sounds like a cross between Tom Hanks & Elvis Presley. I'll give myself this, though. My hair is awesome. =3
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Actually... I look like a guy, too.
My friends, when teasing, have often pionted this out.
I have a beak for a nose that looks a lot like my dad's, and makes me appear for more masculine, so that doesn't help at all. And I'm unusually stalky for a girl my size and age. I think I have miniature guy arms attatched to my miniature guy shoulders.
And, to prove my point, here's two occasions in which I have been mistaken for a guy.
One day, I went up to the desk at a store to ask about blank cassette tapes, and the guy at the desk said to another guy passing by, "Could you help this young gentleman?..."
Whatever he said next was cut off by laughter.
Then one day on the bus some kid asked me, "Are you a guy?"
People like to say it's my masculine attaire that's the worst of it all. They say that, "You could really be pretty if you wore make up, and hairspray, and this knid of skin-tight clothes that will choke you, or maybe something more low-cut, so you can forget about modesty and pretend you're a snotty popular girl."
Just, not in those words....
What's the piont!?!
You're either "pretty" or not. Make up and clothes don't do anything.
I'm just not.
So, I'm a deformed, masculine girl, and I don't intend to do anything about it.
See, I'm weird about my appearance. I know I'm about as attractive as a butterfly, smashed on a windshield... and I don't care.
It just makes things difficult, sometimes...
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Are you another clone of me? I tend to find those a lot lately. o_o
Really though. I don't like make-up or hair products..mostly because I'm allergic to everything. T.T I prefer black t-shirts(ALWAYS) and jeans.
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Meh. People tend to mistake me for a girl.
I doubt either of you look as bad as you claim. It's all in the eyes of the beholder, ya' know?
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Why would they do that!?! :P
Methinks the people that mistook you for that wore their grandmother's glasses by mistake.
You're telling me you do not see the rotund, deformed, masculine, squished butterfly / turkey-bomb!?!?!
And then my most recent stress-induced break-out doesn't help...
Someone at my school asked me if I had chicken-pox. I told her, "No, I have chicken-zits."
So now I am the rotund, deformed, masculine, squished butterfly / turkey-bomb with chicken-zits!
What do you behold, beholder!?!
But I shouldn't say that to you, 'cuz you're only helping, and that's very nice of you.
Congratulations, you've got brownie points. No, I have no clue what you're going to do with them, or what they are, for that matter... I just know that people get them for being nice and helping people.
I think I'm so a squished butterfly bomb, but whatever.
I don't like the stupid stuff 'cuz it's uncomfortable, it stinks, it's time-consuming, and not anything I see any reason in doing anything with.
Well... when I want to look weird, like on Halloween, I tend to wear it. I also usually crimp my hair, cause it makes me look even crazier, and it feels cool.
Though I'm not sure I want to do that this year, 'cuz there was a weird guy in my class that kept wanting to pet my hair... :P
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Pet your hair?
You should read Unlife is Unfair. Weird hair jokes in there. (same author as Charby)
I don't ever do anything for Halloween...though it looks like my bro (my fellow accident victim) may not need a costume.
of course, he wouldn't have, anyway...he's perfected that look.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Yes, pet my hair. That guy's a weird one... ;D
And he didn't even know me that well... it was scary. Which added to the Halloween-like atmosphere.
Been a while since I last talked to him... maybe that's a good thing.
I dress up crazy for Halloween, most of the time, because I enjoy making the costume, and then, I guess I might as well wear it. Though this year I've not done much with the silly costume... I've been getting distracted a lot. So, oh well. :)
I'll just... um... huh... I dunno'. And, I don't really care. ;D
I'm still getting my candy... mwahahaha!
I'm getting a little old, for that... :P
Unlife is unfair. :)
Sounds interesting... I'll look for that. ;D
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It's an interesting zombie comic...though it's on hiatus, right now. (Means it won't be updating for a while)
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All this talk of looking like the opposite gender makes me want to see pictures. Got pictures?
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Not any current ones. XP I had one at my birthday with me about to chop my cake in half with a katana..but I think Jennifer forgot about it. XD I'm not very photogenic. Maybe somebody'll use my camera to get some pictures of us the 27th.
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I don't like cameras...though it'd be interesting to get some pics of my eyes right now. They're freakish!
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*Laugh!!!* :D
That's right... you just saw yourself for the first time, today, didn't you?
I'm not a picture person...
Or rather, I don't get good pictures taken of me. But there are a lot of pictures of me... um... somewhere.
I'd have to go looking for one.
I enjoy taking pictures... but not having pictures taken of me.
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I don't tend to like taking pictures, either. I don't like to inflict things I don't like on other things, either.
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I like to take pictures of scenery and places. Maybe my pets or some thing or person that doesn't care, anyways. Sometimes people want me to take their picture...
Or neat designs and stuff I want to remember... once when I drew all over my hand, I liked the result, so I took pictures of it from various angles.
I don't think anybody in their right mind actually enjoys that.
Maybe most people just don't know, or understand... or choose not to acknowledge it. But I don't see why a person would enjoy that, or causing anybody to go through something, just for the sake of the simple fact that they do not like it, and then enjoy it. It's just not anything to be happy about.
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I like taking pictures. =3 I got the Alpha for my birthday back in June, now I'm starting on my photography courses.
<start sarcasm>Maybe we should just make cartoons of ourselves. XD</end sarcasm>
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(mumbles) Look, y'all. I don't care if you're as ugly as sin, I still want pictures. Neat bloodshot eyes are a plus, I suppose.
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*Laugh!!!* :D :P
Now why would you want that?
Heh... that would be an interesting turn out, Fox.
Possibly fun for those wanting to participate.
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If I had a camera at my disposal, I may consider your request. As it stands, I'm afraid I can't.
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Well, like I said. I don't have any recent pictures of me..and the next time I'll get a picture taken of me(without my punching the photographer unconcious, anyway) will likely be on the 27th.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Well...
Fine. Guess who:
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p292/....efamilytree.jpg (http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p292/Faith39_2006/Usweirdosofthefamilytree.jpg)
Be careful what you wish for...
Hehehehe....
For those that have mentioned not having seen one of my relatives, the other is she.
And, if you think that face is great, you should see my monkey face!
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that's not a monkey face?
What's important about the 27th?
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XD You're not funny looking.
The 27th is our Halloween party. If anybody gets a picture of me aside from special occasions, they will likely get hurt.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
No... not really...
When I make my monkey face, you can tell...
(I have to angle it right, puff up just so, and pull my ears away from my head, but, alas, the result is hilarious... ;D )
Oh...
Heh...
I didn't question it because I thought it was Halloween.
Stupid points? ;D
(I'm telling ya' I'm not trying!)
I'm not going to try to hurt anybody... I do enough of that by mistake.
Oh... more stories for stupid points!!! I must say, I think I could really enjoy this new thing... :)
Um... did you not look at the hideous monster holding the relative hostage?
My eyes didn't even cross right...
I've been trying to get over that.
And, even if I normally looked normal, that would still look pretty freakish.
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Normally, you do look normal. Normal is, after all, relative.
We need a way to keep track of Stupid points, Forum-wide. Let me test something on you, Faith.
I'll try not to delete you like I did Arcblade.
(For reference, in case I do:
you have 837 posts,
25 Karma
and Joined Nov 2006)
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*Laugh!!!* :D
But what is it relative to?
Well, congratulations, it was a success.
I now wear my stupid points with pride. ;D
How'd you do that, anyway?
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Admin-only ability. Nifty, no?
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I'd have to agree. ;D
What other things can an admin do?
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Lots of nifty things. I can't really descibe 'em all, because I just tend to do it more than pay attention as to how. XP Though the stuff I do pay attention to, I usually take to the limit. Such as elaborate skins, add-ons like C-Box and virtual games/"pets", and various other neat little codes to spiffy up the place.
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C-Box? Virtual games/"Pets?"
Not very sure about these things...
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http://loungeofdoom.proboards79.com (http://loungeofdoom.proboards79.com)
Most of those are on a private site. I only enabled public viewing to show you what all those are. (har..OC skins.)
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I'm thinking this is the thread where we were talking about our pictures.
This is all I can do right now...
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4402/tworandomdorksiv2.png)
The one all in black is me. I have one without my mask, but my mouse broke & I don't feel like doing everything via touchpad right now. TIRED.
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Neat! ;D
I like the costume. :)
You don't look bad. :P
Who's that with you?
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Ah, nice! You have interesting eyes, Fox.
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Interestingly gray eyes. You can't tell it in the picture, though.
That's my cousin, Breanna with me. I wish somebody would've gotten a picture with Dwayne and me..'cause we both had wings.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
They look neat, all in all.
What was he?
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Nifty. I'm not dressing up for Halloween. never do.
Grey eyes...very gray, if I'm not mistaken. (Large monitors are helpful)
I've only met a few people with gray eyes...but that just makes them cooler.
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Dwayne was....something with wings. XD
My eyes change colors..can be anywhere from deep blue to hazel to green..but they stay gray for the most part.
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I've been told that my eyes change...generally seem to be either brown or blue.
Not that I've observed it...I don't tend to notice my eyes unless they're red and bloody...
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*Laugh!!!* :D
They looked blue, at first, and now they look grey, on my monitor. I'm going to say that was the lighting. My house has strange lighting, and now it's light out, so we don't need lights, inside.
They do look cool. Good color. :)
Grey eyes do seem a bit of a rarity, around here...
I've always thought of your eyes, Dragyn, as blue... they sometimes have a difference in shading, but they always seemed a really nice, clear blue, to me.
I thought they were neat. ;)
It depends on a few things for me...
I've been told my eyes are blue, green, hazel, grey, and many various mixtures, between.
It depends on a few things, I think... lighting is important. And once, because the topic seemed strange to me, and I wanted to solve it, and figure out what color my eyes were, I looked really close in a mirror, and, in that lighting, there were many little specks of color, in a sort of strange, blotchy array.
At my old school, depending on which room I was in, my eyes would vary to every shade I was told my eyes became.
Except for one, actually... judging by what I've been told, and a guess that is.
My guess is a mixture that contains colors that are highlighted in different types of light. Like, with pictures of me. If there's a flash, that type of really bright light makes 'em one particular color.
Maybe it's that way to everyone?
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(grumbles, noting that there is still a lack of pictures with which to judge by)
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Well, maybe... my mom put a lot of pictures in shared.
Hm... none of me.
Sorry. :)
How about you?
You're wanting more pictures, but nobody knows what you look like!
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My opinion of pictures has already been expressed, I believe.
Maybe eventually...
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Well, yeah...
Anyway... I think you can guess what I look like from what I've already posted...
Freakish.
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I reserve the right to protest your terrible opinion of your appearance. (mutters) Bad Faith. (bops your head lightly)
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Well, I am freakish.
I've a gigantic nose, squinty little eyes (one of which is noticeably smaller than the other) my hair's almost alway frizzy, my face is a pinkish hue almost constantly, I've got fat legs and mini-man arms, and I'm just weird lookin'!
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(harrumphs) If you take pride in calling yourself strange, then go for it. Otherwise, cut it out. I'm sure I could start listing things that don't look good about myself and get a sizable list, but it's better to focus on the good things. Or not care. I figure I'm half decent looking and if someone disagrees, they can keep their opinion to themselves.
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Well... I'm afraid my opinion of my appearance changes, none at all, really... but at least I can feel content that not all agree with me. :)
Ah... so ends our fall. It has snowed...
It is, currently, as deep as my thumbnail to my hand. (About two inches, I think... I'm not gifted with the estimation of lengths/sizes. :P )
The best thing about snow, is snow days. ;D
It's not as easy to do as much as I would, when the snow wasn't there... but there's no school!
(I'm really hoping that there'll be no school tomorrow!)
Also, one fun thing to do when the first deep snow falls, is run outside, barefoot, in the powder!
I'm weird that way...
Among many other ways. :P
Do you get snow, Arcblade?
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Lucky. T.T The only time it snowed here(and stuck) was back in '04. Of course all of us, being the Texas backwood folk we are, had to run around barefoot in shorts & sleeveless shirts. XD I should find a picture of our snowman..that was funny. We put a cowbow hat and dirty work gloves on it. XD
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Texas snow...
I dislike the snow. It is wet, and makes roads scary.
I should not know what it feels like to spin in circles on the highway.
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Well, all told we got 8 inches of snow here. they didn't shut down schools in this county though.
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Only 7 at home. Still annoying, though. That stuff is wet.
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Heh...
I only really like snow at the first few falls. It can be fun, afterward, but only with the right people
I then wait for Summer... and try to have fun with it, until then. Better not having any fun, at all. Though, I must admit... this year, I haven't even gone out into the yard, since it snowed. ;D
Seven inches!?! :o
We've done that a lot... (my family.)
It's part of the reason, I think that car trips make 'em angry... the ice/snow/car troubles.
The first time I remember it happened, my sister was a sleep, and and my parents weren't talking at all up until that moment. On a bridge, there was some black ice, and, we went for a spin. At the time, I didn't even think of what harm could have come from the traffic... I was rather young.
Then, the most recent time I was with some friends, and their Subaru didn't have very good tires.
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Subaru's seem to enjoy spinning on busy roads.
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My family used to drive Subaru's around everywhere... until recently. We now have a Toyota that likes to go 80mph, on average. I'm not entirely sure which one's better...
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Quote:Better not having any fun, at all.
Quote:...my sister was a sleep...
Um... uh... ah, interesting!!!... ;D ...
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Heh!
To correct those particular sentences, you'd need a "than" and to delete a single space...
I found them amusing when you first posted them...I could've fixed 'em, but it's more fun to just wait 'till you notice...
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Besides, when you fix 'em, I generally don't know what you did, I can just see that you did something, and I am not aware of my no longer visible error, so I get all paranoid and think I've done something horribly wrong... :P
It's happened before, I think...
So that's what you meant by "gift..."
...you get loads of free entertainment... :P
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Gift? Who said anything about a gift?
Though yes, there is a good deal of entertainment here.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I said something about my spelling errors, in Crazy Quotes, and you said:
Call it a gift. It sounds better that way.
:P
Remember, now?
Don't tell me that was a quote, and I jus' thought it wasn't, 'cuz if it was, I'll feel really stupid. :P :P :P
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It wasn't. I'd forgotten about that.
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Heh. :)
*Relieved...*
All right! I finished replying before the time that Dragyn gets on!
*Happy.* ;D
I abuse more than the ability to string together adjectives... :P
Lots a' "*."