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Archive => Archive => [ARCHIVED] Off-topic => Topic started by: spookty on December 08, 2007, 10:54:00 PM
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Because laughing at people is fu-I mean.. er.. aw crap. ANYWAYS...
I think for me it boils down to about ten years ago when I tried carving a pumpkin with a huge butcher knife. Without scooping out the insides. I'm pretty sure I managed to hurt myself in the process, too. *gets out the long, long list of "d'oh" moments*
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Oh, geez. I can't remember a lot of stupid things I've done, because most of 'em was either in my sleep or I was drugged. XD (and by that I mean those "meds of doom" that I'm STILL on)
Hm....I guess most of them would have to do with knives/swords/bows & arrows/refrigerators. (best not to ask about that last one....) Let's see, though. Oh! I learned a while back that it is a very, very bad idea to take a shower with an arboreal, sharp-clawed, marsupial that likes to cling to your skin instead of the shower curtain.
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Hahahahehehe.... ;D
Er...
Um...
Wow... that's a large category... :P
I could mention the many minor things, like repetitively putting on the headphones while listening to something, and trying to get up and walk away, anyway...
Or the time I saw turkeys in my friend's back yard, and, when they flew away, I exclaimed, "I didn't know turkeys could fly!!!"
(I forgot!)
Or the time I tried to get on my friend's horse, didn't note that the saddle was lose, and slipped right off, saddle, blanket and all...
Perhaps the time that I was going to jump off of a particularly large drop off with a friend, in unison, and I was to count to three...
I didn't think about her not being used to it, so she should've counted, or at said when... so when she said, "Wait!" I was just going to push off, on one foot, and then... *teetering*
"Huh?"
*Fall*
AHHH!!!!
*Sploosh!!!!*
Face-first...
It was like a belly-flop, but... my face...
Hm... I think I'll save some stuff for another reply. ;D
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XD It's okay. I forget certain birds can fly, too.
...... I don't suppose it would be so much "stupid" as "completely insane" if I mentioned that I've played with coral snakes & black widows?
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I guess it depends on your definition of the word "insane" XD
Oh, I got one! There was that one time I ate tomatoes while my stomach was upset and in pukey mode.
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Heh.
I've never seen a coral snake, and the only black widows I've seen were pets in jars. Poor spiders...
(I'm weird like that.)
Hm...
I got myself stuck, by tying myself to my bed... >.<
I was young, and stupid!
I always say that... ;D
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That you do.
Hmm...surely I've done something to rival you people?
Yet...I can't think of any...
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'Cause us girls are just wild and crazy like that. =D
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I saw what I thought was Kiwi-Strawberry juice in the refrigerator, when I was little, and tried to drink it...
It wasn't Kiwi-Strawberry juice... :P
Wine is so nasty! Why do some people drink it!?!
Oh, and that reminds me of the time I ate granulated alum, straight...
I was curious...
That stuff is gross, too!
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XDDD I drank a bit of wine once when I was young....tasted better than whiskey. O.o That bit was an accident. >.>
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Most of the people I tell the alum bit to don't know what alum is... O.o
I didn't, either... ;D
When I was young, (I have a lot of things from when I was younger :) ) I liked to hang off of the side of the bunk bed my sister and I share, with my knees over the railing on my bed... I also liked to hold on to the railing on my bed, and flip over and off, so that I stood facing the bunk bed. Once, I did this wrong, and I didn't put my feet down fast enough... I hit both of my shins, hard, on the railing of my sister's bed... :P
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Well.. XD today I tripped and lost about half of my lunch because some yutz left a napkin in the middle of the floor.
Faith, what you just said reminds me of the rare times when yer in the shower and you slip, then sit there for about three minutes thinking nothing but "OW."
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XD I don't register pain immediantly for some reason. Once when I was running, I leaned too far and tripped, spraining both my legs. Didn't feel anything until two hours later.
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Hmm...we did leave a cat in a box in our living room floor, today.
Long story short: we were gonna' get it outside, so we put it in a box for transportation. Then, we forgot about it.
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Poor kitty.
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It's fine, I'm sure. It escaped from the box, after all.
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Heh, fair enough.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I dunno' what's up with me.... I'm not so bothered by pain/temperature. People say I have no nearve endings... yet I am extremely tickilish. :P
Hm...
One day I lit a plastic ax on fire. ;D
I didn't know it was plastic.... >.<
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What does plastic have to do with anything? Why were you lighting it on fire in the first place?
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I've lit soooooo many things on fire. Plastic, paper, magnets, cats......refridgerators....
FIRE. IS. FUN.
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I said "nearve..."
Oh, I am so smart...
Er... it was a while back...
Um...
I stuck it in the fireplace... 'cuz I wanted to move a log off of the coals... and then it started burning...
I didn't know it was plastic, and so I didn't expect it to burn...
Cats? O.O
Poor kitties...
I've light lots of things on fire, too... it was all pretty stupid of me. ;D
Huh... stupid stuff...
Today, I let my mom convince me to go sledding, and I went out in my PJ's...
Now, they are soaked.
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"FIRE. IS. FUN."
Amen!
On the topic of fire, I once stuck a pencil in a candle flame to see what would happen. Bad idea.
Glaring obvious typo fixed >_> it was never there!
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Putting an almond in a candle isn't recommended, either. I do it, but it isn't recommended. =3
Just the tip of their fur was singed!! I WAS YOUNG, DARNIT! And the time Bubba layed down and fell asleep on that candle, I had nothing to do with it. ......Honest!
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Heh. Kay then. One of the other stupid things I've done would have to be either listening to a single word my cousin has ever said, or letting a nine year old hold my hamster.
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Nine-year-olds don't seem like a fitting resting point for any object, animate or otherwise.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Hm... stupid thing...
I speak English about as well as I type it, so it's quite often that I mispronounce something, or have a stupid response to something.
And, just to keep the topic alive, I will share the most recent that I am aware of:
I was telling my Mom about how artists were generally set apart from the rest of society, in the past, often as rejects.
Then my mom said, "Yup... not much has changed."
I thought she was directing this at me, and said, "I can't oppose that, because it's true."
Then my mom took it to a whole other level, and said that meant Dragyn was a reject. :P
My reaction was, "Different kind of artist!!!"
I'm awful at conversation... :P
Hey, shouldn't this stuff count for stupid points?
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I dunno. Hehe. And that is precisely why I avoid talking to people most of the time.
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Heh. I am a reject, now...
Though, many modern artists are sort of rejects, though often only to other artists, or certain groups.
It could count for stupid points, but I haven't been keeping track.
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Today I almost forgot to put on pants.
I win.
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You win at least three internets for that one XD
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Oh dear.
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Yay, I am the master of morons! =D
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*Laugh!!!* :D
You are one, "now," Dragyn?
Why?
Heh...
I've done lots of stupid things, with clothes...
Like, once I put on my pants inside out, and didn't notice it until I was on the bus, at school.
Hehehe.... that was a strange thing to remember...
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I always end up putting my shirts on inside out. That's what I get for dressing in the dark.
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One day at school I was walking with a friend and we go to the stairs. So I slide down the rail and fall off and I hurt my ankle and after awhile I started to run. I didn`t care about the pain. To this day it hurts but I still run. Is that stupid? I feel very energetic.
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Heh...
I don't know, that depends. ;D
Well... my family usually goes to my Grandparent's house, for Christmas, any my Grammie likes to take us to her church on Christmas Eve. They always take candles, and pass around the flame, before we depart.
A while back, I had one of those candles, in that church, and I was talking to my cousin, which was to my right, as we left. I turned around to say something to her and... then she looked at me funny, and said, "Your hair's on fire..."
I looked over and...
Well, you can guess the rest. ;D
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Burnt hair smells really bad. Just so you know. ^_^
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Doesn't it, though?
I do it on purpose, but still....
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Oh dear. Faith, you just made me nearly spew soda all over my keyboard.
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Something on my cousin's behalf:
Breanna: *playing Lair* YES!! *throws her hands in the air and makes the dragon fly into the ocean* .... Oops.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Yay, I made people laugh! ;D
Yes, yes it does smell very bad. >.<
The whole church would agree with you.
And now I will share some more holiday stupidity, from this year, with you...
Total number of times I've knocked over the Christmas tree: 4
Total number of ornaments broken: also 4
Total number of Santa Clause melted on stove top (because said Clause was left on a plate, and then later the stove was turned on for a pizza): 1
(He was devoured, anyway...)
Total number of other people's presents mangled: 1
Total number of times I've locked myself outside: 5
I think I need help. >.<
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Perhaps some sort of tree glue would be of help...
hmm...
Nope, I've got absolutely no viable advise for ya'.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Yeah... I don't think they can get something for fix my problem. :D
(Though, now I am imagining gluing the tree to the carpet... ;D )
Hm... stupid stuff... oh, here's some more, and it's even holiday-related, as well!
I decided to actually try to wrap saw blades... >.<
Mainly, jus' because of a joke in some chat... but it was pretty tupid, anway. :P
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Saw blades....sounds like something I would try. XD
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Why did I say tupid?... anyway...
*Laugh!!!* :D
Hm... I had something... what was it?
I forgot...
Hey, does that count?
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If forgetting things counted, my stupid points would be about 200 by now.
Setting a candy cane on fire(thanks, spookty), then eating it. Tastes a LOT different. o_o
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Define the word "different". d:
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Slightly tangy, and a kind of sour.
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What the... that's... weird... that actually sounds better than a normal candy cane. Odd.
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XD It kinda is. o_o
*looks at your avatar* .... GLEE! *tackles Purple* X3
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Aw. I want one now XD but I wouldn't wanna get caught trying to burn things.. everyone's paranoid around here.
Hay! You have to share him! D:
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Yeah. Here, too. That's why I usually do it alone. =D Which..I probably shouldn't..but that's coming from the person who climbed the roof just to see what was up there.
I can share him, but not mah Zim plushie. 83
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I've climbed a variety of roofs...
I climb on top of the chicken coop, often. But that's just a shed...
There's also the chicken pen, if that counts for anything... (Probably not. ;D )
Then I went sledding of my friend's roof. That wasn't a shed...
If you went to the peak, and looked down, people looked like little toys. ;D
But there was an expanse of roof, with one end that came rather close to the ground. (Lucky me, eh? Well, that's the only way I could get up there... the snow came pretty close to it, so you just had to pull yourself up. :) )
Another time, I climbed onto a church roof and jumped off repetitively with some friends... that was a while back... :)
And, and then my grandparent's bus (which was their home.)
And a friend's shed...
And another friend's shed...
And...
I have climbing issues. >.<
If I see something, and it's climbable, I generally want to climb it... :P
Hm... just recently, I started to eat a can of peaches, that had been under our sink, for a long time... (That's not as bad as it sounds! We store canned food, there...) without looking at the sell-by date. It smelled like oysters... and didn't taste very good... at all...
Well, that's stupid enough, right?
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i have climbed roofs, butted in to other peoples' conversation only to find out i had now idea what anyone was talking about, FORGOT, lost the keys to the house/car/storage room/other, been scared by a gecko, FORGOT, tackled a kid in socker, jumped over a lawn mower, eaten stuff that was out of date... i found out after i ate it, wrestled with someone three times bigger than me, FORGOT, acted like Dory, had the memory of a goldfish, had spazzy moments, tried to lob a snowball as high as i could... it landed in some kid's face ten seconds later, FORGOT...
i'm just gonna stop now... it's apperant that i have many a
blonde moment... ^.=.^;
oh yeah, and i FORGET, so i have to EDIT my post to add something i forgot, and just like you Faith, i have climbing issues... you should se me at a jungle gym... people stare :-[
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Jungle gyms are fun... ;D
It's generally trees I climb, around here. (They're everywhere, to begin with.)
Hm...
Once, while at my grandparent's house, I was signed up for golf lessons by one of my grandparents...
They had us line up, to take turns trying to hit the infuriating little things (golf balls, if that's not obvious) over a bunker and onto the green. I was the last in line, and everyone had already started going on the green, to get the stray balls, from their own tries. I was going to wait for my turn, but then was actually told I to just continue by one of our teachers...
Well, at first, they took it as a joke, and dodged the incoming golf balls, for fun, while they retrieved theirs... and one told me he'd pay me $100 if I hit him.
I continued to try to do just the opposite, right up to when everyone was getting off the green, and I was down to my last ball... I hit it, and it flew up, and came straight down on his head.
And I never did get my $100... :P
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Haha...I'd be asking about it, if it were me. XD
I've got a stupid story..one that still haunts me.
So one lazy summer day, I was watching The Angry Beavers while sitting on the sofa. You see, during the summer months, Breanna & I stay up really late playing games and whatnot. So I was still a bit tired. I rolled off the couch, hoping to flop down on my feet. Apparently, I was really tired, because I landed on my knee instead.
Now, normally when I fall on my knee it's no biggy..but this time, it was hit in just the right spot. I ended up with a sprained knee, and later on figured I had a hairline fracture, because it never healed the way a sprain should have. :/
And that is the story of how I injure myself in completely stupid & slightly embarrising ways.
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Heh...
Well, I hope it doesn't interfere too much...
Hm...
Stupid things I've done...
I ran into my grandparent's sliding glass door at a head-on run.
Everyone was in the kitchen, talking, and they all stopped and lookep up after they heard the bang.
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*laughs* you mean like the little kids and dogs do on AFV?!?
now that's funny
"alright! who used the Windex last?!"
let's see... the single most stupid thing i've done...
oh! this isn't incredibly stupid, but it's the only thing i can think of for now.
my friend and i were playing on this tree. it was a mamosa tree (*correct the spelling if you want Dragyn cause i don't know*). on one side, there was this huge branch, and we would go a far out as we could get and hang upside down. my mom told us to stop before we broke it... we never listened
i bet you can guess what happened next right?
well it didn't break immidiately... it was two winters later. and i hurt my butt falling off when it broke
and not only that, but the tree eventually died because of infection from such a big wound...
and it was my favorite climbing tree... u.=.u
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Mimosa? Isn't that something they make alcohol out of?
*off to Wikipedia!*
"imosa is a genus of about 400 species of herbs and shrubs, in the subfamily Mimosoideae of the legume family Fabaceae. The most curious plant in the genus is Mimosa pudica because of the way it folds its leaves when touched or exposed to heat; many others also fold their leaves in the evening. It is native to southern Mexico, Uruguay and Central America but is widely cultivated elsewhere for its curiosity value, both as an indoor plant in temperate areas, and outdoors in the tropics. Outdoor cultivation has led to weedy invasion in some areas, notably Hawaii.
Members of this genus are among the few plants capable of rapid movement; examples outside of Mimosa include the Telegraph plant, and the Venus Flytrap."
Huh...I'm not sure if there's such a thing as a Mimosa tree...ya' sure ya' got that right, 'cuz a tree capable of rapid movement could be...interesting...to climb. I'd appreciate it if you'd verify that for me...
Though yes, Mimosa the drink is an alcoholic beverage made from one of the plants under the Mimosa genus. I will, as always, advise against drinking it (or any other form of alcohol).
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yeah, here we call it sleeping grass
as for the tree... i don't know. that's what my parents called it. i think it's call a mimosa tree because of the leaves, which look exactly like mimosa leaves.
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Hehehe....
A climbing tree of rapid movement... ^_^
All of a sudden, I imagined the Whomping Willow from those Harry Potter things... O.o
Once I read a book, I fear I'm haunted by it for the rest of my life... >.<
Did it look like this?
http://pics.davesgarden.com/pics/htop_1117450716_916.jpg (http://pics.davesgarden.com/pics/htop_1117450716_916.jpg)
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i dowsn't work!!!!!!
i can't open it! it keeps accusing me of BANDWICTH THEFT!!!
O.=.o
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You might want to just direct us to the page, Faith, it works better, usually.
So...is a Bandwich like a sandwich?
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............................... ^.=.^;
sorry... *nervous laugh* i have BAD spelling some of the time
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Er... oops... ': )
Well, did it have a bunch of little pink flowers and, er... I don't know the term for this off the top of my head... almost kinda fern-like leaves?
So what's bandwith-or-whatever theft?...
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AKA "hotlinking". It happens when you try to post a picture or link directly from the website you found it on. To avoid such an event, it's best to just save the image and upload it to an image hosting site such as Photobucket, Putfile, or ImageShack.
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Or, if you've got it, put it on your own website...
Sorry, it begged to be said.
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Yes, because everyone here has a webcomic that earns him free server space.
After all, who doesn't?
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Heh... :)
But what is it? Why's it bad?
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Bandwidth is the amount of information that can be moved to/from a site to a computer--essentially, if you don't have enough bandwidth allotted, people can't view your site, so a lot of people (especially those with limited bandwidth) tend to prevent people from directly linking their images.
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Oh...
Weird.
Well, now that I know... :P
Hm... I'm in the computer lab to do some classzone stuff, but classzone isn't working, and nobody seems to be doing anything about it, so I'm talking on here, and trying repetitively to open classzone in a nother window. >.<
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Spanish class, by any chance?
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i never have gotten the whole bandwidth thing...
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Heh... :)
Nah, Sra. H never got to using Classzone with the students, like that... she said we could do it, on our own time, however.
But that doesn't work very well for me, since we don't have Broadband, and our computer gets really slow... :P
Does she start having us use it, in class, later, or do you know?
Is that just something she only did in the years before?
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I dunno', actually. She always said she would, but never really did. She only used it at all the last year I was in her class, anyway.
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Hm...
Well, maybe she decided she didn't have the time for it.
Like the projects she said she had, for years...
I'm not sure what they were, but she said that she regretted having to take them out of her classes.
Where they very fun?
Did she stop doing them when you were still there?
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Hmm...I can't recall anything about that.
Regardless, I think we've digressed far enough for me to point out that this has nothing to do with the topic at hand, despite the fact that we're in "Off Topic" right now...
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anybody have something stupid to share?
i wrestled with a girl on my trampoline once... and she won
knocked me right off the edge and i fell flat on my back
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Heh...
And why is that so surprising...? :P
I jumped around on a trampoline and fell off, to land on my back, and knocked the wind right out of me, once... but that was some years ago...
Hm... stupid things...
I do a lot of stupid stuff, but I can't really think of anything worth sharing, right now. >.<
All right... anybody next?
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The only trampoline I've ever known was my cousin's. XP We kind of grew out of it, though.
Hm...oh. PetSmart finally opened. I brought Merlin in with me. I quickly learned never to take a hungry water dragon to the fish section of a pet store.
Does that count? =D
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...That could count, yes. Were the damages irreparable?
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Hehehehehe... XD
That's a good question...?
Are you allowed back in there?...
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XD I grabbed him before he could jump..too far, anyway. He seemed to like the bird area with all the rope toys to climb on. I think I'd rather him be there than trying to catch a goldfish. >.>
The people there are nice, though. So when my lizard/s jump on something non-living, it's all good.
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Lizards?... O.o
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Meaning that sometimes I will only have one lizard, but at other times I might be carrying two or three with me.
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Heh. ;D
It'd be neat to be able to just pack around a number of lizards like that... I like lizards... ^_^
'Kay... my family is watching that Montel guy... they're trying to teach the public how easy it is to do a number of things, like pickpocketing.
It's with good intention, true, but wouldn't they also be giving people who would do those things the initiative and knowledge to do so...? :P
Great... now they're trying to teach us how to abduct children... >.<
And now they're talking about identity theft, and how people who participate in this are only getting a "slap on the wrist..."
Step-by-step instructions, too... okay, what brilliant plan is next!?!
Hm... stupid thing...
Well, I spent about an hour or so, yesterday, on a trampoline with some friends, just running around trying to build up static electricity to shock each other. Well, really, everyone sat in a circle with linked hands once they were ready, and then I'd hold the metal rim of the trampoline and touch one of 'em...
Okay, I admit that's more like borderline on crazy, ;D
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I've ranted about things like that for years! They really shouldn't be telling that kind of stuff to people. o.O
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Yeah... they also showed how to take credit card numbers and such via little cameras and card-slots that can replace the ones previously set on ATMs... >.<
Hm... hey, have you ever run around shocking people, like I was, in the dark? It's cool... ^_^
'Specially when you can get the shock to show up from a little distance between fingertips... ;D
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Indeed. I love doing that. I especially love getting my panda blanket all staticky just before turning the lights out when I got to bed. XD
Oh. Shocking cats in the dark is fun, too.
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Hehehe.... wow... so that's why you keep so many cats... :P
And they don't flee at the sight of you?...
Stupid thing:
I've been delayed in giving a person a birthday present for months now, which I bought while on travel... then, today, ironically right after another's birthday, I looked in my back-pack-purse-thing, and guess what was in there...
Well, now they can have their present... ;D
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I have a story to tell.
We were at Walgreens, and we were waiting on Jennifer(who was still in her truck) to get off her phone & join us. We waited by the brick wall, leaning on it. Breanna made a comment that we looked like a gang..so my dad turned his hat sideways and we all scooted further to the ground. Oh, but that wasn't enough for me. I pushed my pants down just a little ways, and made the bottom of my shirt crooked. Well, they all laughed, but Dad wasn't about to let me have all the fun. He did the same, but pulled his underwear up real high & tucked his shirt in it.
Jennifer was not paying attention to us. Upon hanging up and stepping out of the car, she quickly ran to the back & hid her face. I have never seen anybody turn so red.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I can only imagine... ;D
Hm... stupid thing...
Oh, I've got one. One of my friends hurt her neck, while at some dance.
Well, her name is pretty much a nickname of another person who hangs out with my friends, and who happened to not be at school, at the same time... I mix their names up a lot... so, the next day, I walked up to that other person, and asked her how her neck was feeling.
Needless to say, she thought I was totally insane...
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Heh. I gave myself a nifty looking scar the other day...with a pencil.
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You did?
I've hurt myself with pencils so many times that it's a wonder they're not my enemies... >.<
Well, it'd be a bit of a difficulty if they were, considering how often I use them.
Hm... yesterday, there was a Track meet, during school, and I was supposed to run the 3200 and the 1600... however, I never made it to the bus, on account of the fact that I completely spaced the announcement, while reading a newspaper in Freshman Transition... :P
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The stupidest thing i have ever done
:P <font color="Orange">I was at my mom's office i was walking into one of the rooms i looked over at someone one and ran smack into the wall right next to the door while everyone was looking at me.</font> :P
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Heh.
I've run into a wall before, when it was really dark...
The stupidest thing I can think of right now is when my mother and I were watching Little miss Sunshine the other day. She usually falls asleep like halfway through the movie. I look over and think she's asleep, so I do some heavy duty poking. No response. So I crack my knuckles really really loud right next to her ear and she goes "WHAT?!"
She was awake the whole time. Yyyyeah.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I've done stuff like both of those things. ;D
Hm...
Something else I did...
Okay, yesterday I went with my friend to see another person and get some boxes of clothes from her, that her daughter didn't want anymore.
They were those Dole boxes, for fruit, with the holes on top and bottom, for ventilation, I think, the pictures of the bananas all over it, and lids that fit over the whole box and can be used as second boxes, just without any lids.
Well, after that lengthy, pointless description...
I grabed the sides of a box, which is actually the sides of the lid, now that I think about it, and tried to transfer it from one car to another in a parking lot...
The whole box fell out, and clothes whent flying everywhere over the dirty school parking lot, but hey, I still had the lid. :P
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... Snrk.
Never mind the fact that I pretty much just almost walked smack dab right into a freaking bee.
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Heh...
One might wonder how you managed that...
Hmm...
Okay, well, there was a swimming expedition, once, and there was this little "kiddie" inner-tube (a.k.a. it was way too small and was altered to appear like a duck, 'cuz someone thought it would be cute; whether or not it was, though, is beside the point.)
I decided it would be fun to dive through it, it wasn't that much smaller than the one I dived through, before, right?
Well, it so happens that it was just small enough.
I dove, and... well... got stuck somewhere around the middle... which was at first really awkward, seeing as I was all upside down and partly underwater.
Then I proceeded to turn around and attempt my escaped from the other angle. Which wasn't much more effective.
I don't recall how long I wore that duck-floatie like a belt... ... ...
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:o That was intelligent
:P I also remember when i was little a drank intire bottle of elmers glue
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Spell check, Gryph. You've got it, use it.
When, exactly, did you drink a bottle of Elmer's glue? More to the point, Why?
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2'nd grade
and because i got thirsty and the teacher would not let me get a drink
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It's just full of vitamins and proteins! =D
Well, I don't have a stupid story to tell. Kind of. Does getting chocolate frosting all over my Playstation controller while trying to beat Reiko count?
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Taste good?
(Did your teacher even see you?)
Hm.. well, while on a Cross-Country run I was helping raise money for our team, by cone-picking, and at some point decided I wanted to break a brach off of a tree. It was then that I did that classic pull-until-it-breaks-and-then-go-flying-backwards-when-it-does act.
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No my teacher didn't see me but she wasn't the nicest of them all
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*Snrk.*
You know, I could almost imagine you doing that.
Oh, and nice signature. ;D
Hm... stupid... something I did...
Oh, I set my own human-trap. (Human trap being equivalent to "large pile of junk.")
Guess where? Right in the middle of the "hall" that I have to go through to turn on the light (the only light in the airstream I live in) and/or go to bed. So, as you can imagine, I've personally tested it many times. I must say, it is a fine human-trap. I just have to move it to a more convenient location.
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Does stupid things other people have done count? Or..in my case, animal. >.>
Fox was chasing Toby the other day. (yeah..they're still inside) Toby ran over to the couch, where Sammie was laying. He jumped right over her. Fox, however, plowed right into Sam's head as though she didn't see her at all. The two sat there for a little while, a bit stunned. Fox's butt was on Sammie's head..but they didn't move for the longest time.
It would have been funnier had I caught it on video.
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I can see faith do that one
One day i was going down the hallway in school and i had forgot to zip my binder and all of my 300 pieces of junk were on the floor and i had 5 minutes to pick it up and every body was walking through there
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Hm...
Okay, not sure if I put it here, but some of ya've heard this one, I'm sure...
Back a ways, I had this big, old trench-coat, that I wore all the time for a number of years. At my school, I was rather well-known for the random selection of items that could be found in my pockets (nails, writing utensils (duh) the fringe of many papers from notebooks, pieces of candy, a hair-brush, shiny things, a strange collection of items I could not name, rocks, pieces of wood, the list continues.)
One day in that time I was going to go to an Art gallery with my friend, but before I went I had to check the hen-house for eggs. To make carrying them easier, I placed an egg in my pocket. Well... while at said gallery, I happened to reach into my pocket... ... ...
This resulted in my attempting to wash out my coat-pocket and all its contents in the sink of a public restroom.
The End.