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Title: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on January 01, 2013, 08:22:38 PM
probably in a bathroom at a mcdonalds.
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on January 06, 2013, 09:00:06 PM
in a truck stop in hobokin, NJ.
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: Ryan_Galen on January 09, 2013, 04:13:18 PM
Middle of the Montana wilderness. Technically the middle of any wilderness, but my player expects Montana in particular would be very scary for some reason.
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on January 09, 2013, 07:14:07 PM
Because of the rednecks and their lack of a proper education. ;)
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on January 09, 2013, 07:16:49 PM
I think I can beat that... oh I got it, salt lake city or in a bathtub full of ice.   ;)
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: Dragyn on January 09, 2013, 08:11:03 PM
Montana is scary, because you can look around and see sky, in every direction.

It's huge, and strangely empty.  Just rolling hills and open sky.

Forever.
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on January 09, 2013, 08:24:13 PM
wow, you mean like...
FORRRR-EEEVVVVV-EEERRRR
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on January 09, 2013, 08:32:08 PM
Either way I think I just might be able to beat it,(happend to me) wake up to find your laying on the floor in the basement with someone you don't know laying ontop of you. thats how I made a friend last weekend. :-[
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on January 13, 2013, 07:58:58 PM
johnathon davis's house.
yeah, I went there, he's crazy!
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: Felblood on January 15, 2013, 12:25:30 PM
wow, you mean like...
FORRRR-EEEVVVVV-EEERRRR

Brother!
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on January 15, 2013, 08:40:51 PM
I just felt I needed to write something brilliantly stupid.
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on January 16, 2013, 07:13:44 PM
I got it, bus station with a hobo throwing up on you.
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on January 21, 2013, 09:16:10 PM
don't know much that beats this...
wake up to find that a very long slow moving train is running over both of your legs while a pack of wolves waits on the other side of the tracks to eat whats left of them.    *all you have to protect yourself with is a pool noodle*
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on January 23, 2013, 09:21:34 PM
next to you.  ;)
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: Felblood on January 26, 2013, 06:26:30 PM
don't know much that beats this...
wake up to find that a very long slow moving train is running over both of your legs while a pack of wolves waits on the other side of the tracks to eat whats left of them.    *all you have to protect yourself with is a pool noodle*

I'm pretty sure that I can take wolves with a pool noodle if I have both my legs working, but mobility and blood loss will be serious issues in this scenario.
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on January 27, 2013, 12:47:18 PM
i'd pay money to see you do that, probably the best thing i've ever seen.
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: Felblood on February 01, 2013, 08:44:57 PM
Wolves, especially in a pack, are very dangerous.

The things bring down full sized elk after all.

Still, if you can protect your back somehow, you should be able to stop them from dragging you down.

If you're already down, your chances are pretty slim though.

That said, I'd rather be stalked by a pack of wolves than a cougar.
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on February 03, 2013, 03:02:31 PM
I'd rather be hunted by a human than animals. it's easy.
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: Felblood on March 21, 2013, 04:05:00 PM
Don't underestimate humans, most of them are weak mewling things, but a specialist killer will have tools and skills beyond the means or ken of any civilian.

A sniper is not feared for his range and deadliness alone, it is his ability to approach and escape unseen that makes him terrifying.

--but seriously, a supersonic round can take you out from over a mile away, before you even hear the sound. Stealth and projectile weapons are the two most potent force multipliers outside of extremely close quarters.
Title: Re: Places you don't want to wake up and not know how you got their.
Post by: punk_fur on March 22, 2013, 09:58:34 AM
I regret nothing.