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Archive => Archive => [ARCHIVED] Contests => Topic started by: kitty cat on February 05, 2007, 04:32:00 PM
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in this contest I will see who can give me the craziest random quote.
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Ooh...this sounds fun!
Hmm...a crazy quote?
"They say it's amazing when the purple stuffed worm of flapjaw space does a raw blink off harry-carry rock. I need scissors! 61!"
~Metal Gear Solid 4 (I think it was 4) <font color="Orange">Nope...it was 3. Sorry. My bad.</font>
By the way...I've actually seen that scene, now. They were playing the game at school during finals week. :)
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I love quotes!!!
That one's good! I don't think I can get any that are any crazier, but maybe with numbers...
“My friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.”
Unknown
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
Unknown
"It's the Hitler of chicken!!!!"
Richie Velts - "The Class," commenting on someone else's cooking.
"Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork?"
Stanislaw Lec
"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.”
Unknown
"There goes Crane, down the drain - there goes Crane, down the drain!!!"
Niles Crane from "Frazier," reminiscing the days bullies thought he was a good swirly victim.
I can't pick one!!! :(
I tried, but it didn't work...
Maybe I should sit this one out... I think I'm breaking rules...
Enjoy the quotes if you find them interesting, though. :) (Sorry for wasting time.)
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I'm not sure what Kitty's rules are, but I enjoyed the quotes. I've heard most of them before, though.
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Glad they were enjoyable. :)
Which ones have you already heard?
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All of them except the "Frazier" one, but that's 'cuz I don't like Frazier.
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My family watches it. :) I do something else when they're watching it most of the time, they do say some funny things every once in a while, but most of the time they're a little, I don't know... a little bit much?
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Yeah...but enough of that. Don't say anything else here unless you have a quote.
Like this:
"Today is today, tomorrow is tomorrow. I'm not quite sure where yesterday went."
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*Laugh!* :D
Oops, sorry...
Quotes - gotcha'!
How about these?
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
- Joseph Heller (Catch 22)
"I can see clearly now, the brain has gone"
- Anon
"Some people say that one's personality is reflected off of their car... Well, I have no car."
- Anon
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright.
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
-unknown
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
- the computer might as well have said it!!!
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
-unknown
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I'm not sure about everyone else, but I have found that last one to be quite true. ;D
Sorry, I double posted, but I didn't think anyone would notice I had something to say and reply, otherwise.
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I've reviewed your chart little girl. We're gonna have to remove your brain, strap it into an armored battle tank, and make it shoot down innocent civillians with it's concenrated psychic DEATH BEAM! The good news is that your insurance is gonna pay for the whole thing.- Dr.Loboto, Psychonauts.
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Oh! I've got another one!
This one is actually more crazy than a normal qoute...
BUTTERFLIES EAT PEOPLE!!!!!
- My sister
I have odd relatives.... but that's okay, they can be fun. ;)
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"Holy zombie ninja on a technicolor pogostick, yer CRAZY!"- Me.
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"They're bouncing around like crazed monkey ping-pong balls!'
-My Elder Brother
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Those are good!!!! :D
How about....
"She's gonna pull a dog with sled."
- Me
"The flish bade?"
- Me, again... I need to learn how to speak...
Mine aren't nearly as good - yet I know my friends and I talk about stuff that could top all of what I've said in a single day...
I'll remember something funny next time. ;)
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"You put the wit in twit, sir." - Lawrence, Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal.
"Yes, I do, don't I?" - Dr.Nefarious, same game, responding to the above.
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<font color="Blue">i do like all these quotes :) , but i have to choose one </font>
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i might announce the winner latter, or just pm them :)
[img]http://beastling.xepher.net/images/forum/ramjik.gif" alt=">:(" title=">:(" border="0"/>
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i can say faith has the most but that is not what i was after...hmmm
ooh i have quote
tim my pants can`t swim-my sister
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"My pants can't swim?"
Heh... that's intersting.
How about, "We can mash up the cooshies..."
Or, "K, stop! That clashes with existence!"
There's more to be said later... :)
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"WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? WHAT is your favorite color?"
(cackles)
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"Why was there bacon in the soap??" ~ Zim
"I made it myself!" ~Gir(in response)
"You just mixed regular and decaf!" ~Guy from Monk(forgot name)
"Now it's even." ~Monk
"But it's mixed!" ~other guy
"But it's even." ~Monk
"IT'S MIXED!" ~other guy
"...... But it's even." ~Monk
"He hates these cans! STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!" ~from The Jerk
"Tell me I'm crazy!" ~Mulder
"Mulder....you're crazy." ~Scully
"Who's the girl?" ~Draco
"A nuisance, get rid of her!" ~Bowen
"Why?" ~Draco
"They're trying to placate you with a sacrifice." ~Bowen
"Whoever gave them that bright idea?" ~Draco
"Nevermind, just get rid of her!" ~Bowen
"How?" ~Draco
"Eat her!" ~Bowen
"Oh please, yuck!" ~Draco
"Aren't we squeamish, you ate Sir Egglmore!" ~Bowen
"I merely chewed in self defense, but I never swallowed!" ~Draco
(Dragonheart..great movie. <3)
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"All of you who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
-Stephen Wright
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"Love is giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting that they won't."
~Anonymous
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Good ones. :)
That last one.... surprised me.
Good quote... something that I might have put for my signature.
Rhyming quote:
"The tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
I looked at the tire
And noticed your cat.
Sorry."
~Unknown
Later:
Oh, and just now, my friend said this hilarious bit.
"Hey, isn't that your eyeball?"
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Today, at school:
"Dude! Your eye totally like exploded, Dude!"
-one of my classmates, referring to the fact that a blood vessel in each of my eyes popped in the accident, and my eyes look quite freakish right now. (I like it [img]http://beastling.xepher.net/images/forum/ramjik.gif" alt=">:(" title=">:(" border="0"/> )
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You went to school?
How was it?
*Laugh!!!* :D
So both you and your brother are now ready for Halloween. ;D
Today, while my sister and friend were discussing strange things:
"What are giblets? They sound cute!"
- That would be my sister...
Later:
You should have seen her reaction when I explained them, today... ;D
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Oh...dear... >_>
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That's not something I would enjoy explaining...no, wait...yes it is. At least, to the right people.
Legion carried my backpack, as that thing would count as heavy lifting. I'd rather be able to do it myself, but I'm glad he was willing.
(BTW, Legion, Thanks again!)
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Whew...
My dad just woke up and walked around the living room some... and I'm wondering if he saw me. He didn't tell me to go to bed, or anything.
*Laugh!!!* :D
And who would be the "right people?"
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Oh, various people. Not the violent ones, though. Just the ones who'd respond...interestingly.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Violent?
Why would people react violently?
Hm...
Okay, this one may not sound as funny to some but...
(I'm quoting a dream.)
I dreamed that Spoiled Puppy was with me running away from "bad guys" as I'll put it, that would kill us if they caught us. Then, while running around in this strange place that would likely be seen in one of those fancy, well-guarded buildings you'd see in movies, we came upon a room that looked just like the library at my elementary school.
We went in there to copy important data on a disk, or something weird... and Spoiled Puppy was in charge of doing the task.
And then I went to check up on the progress after checking outside to be sure of the fact that there wasn't anyone to find us. When I got back, another person was there, one that went to my school, and they were listening to Britney Spears, rather than copying important data. I got all upset and asked them what they were doing. Spoiled Puppy said something about how she had to copy a disk and give it to someone, still, because she hadn't yet, and had been to her concert.
Then I said I never had to do that.
Her response was, "You went to her concert and you didn't spread the love!?!"
Then they started dancing and singing, "Oops I did it again...."
I'm not sure whether or not I should classify that as a nightmare.
(By the way, the quote was what she said.)
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Ain't dreams just great?
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Yes... and frightening, sometimes, as well. ;D
Hm... a quote...
"But the context destroys my arguement!!!*
-Somebody that my Yearbook quoted.
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"I had a friend who was a clown in the Ringling Brothers Circus. When he died, all his friends went to his funeral in one car."
-Stephen Wright, again.
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"I'm getting a credit card!" ~me
"Who are??" ~Nana
"I are!" ~me
"You is??" ~Nana
"I is!" ~me
"Dwayne was gonna show you a cat, but you wasn't here." ~Nana
"Yes, I was." ~me
"Well..you was in the shower." ~Nana
"Was I?" ~me
"Yes, you was!" ~Nana
"It'll just be you and I there, okay?" ~Nana
The sad thing is..she doesn't know any better. As you can tell I have fun teasing her. XD
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Heh. ;D
I love quotes...
It sounds like the opposite of what happened to my sister and me when we went to my Grammie's for the first time. :P
Just, well... a little less drastic. I think the thing we did that bothered her most was that we used to say, "Me and..."
We'd say that, and she'd say, "Who?" until we said it right.
That reminds me...
That'll go into the stupid points, later, if I remember. ;D
"If, mathematically, you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number."
-Check last source.
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Answer, or answerer?
"I've always wanted to be somebody's creepy uncle."
-My elder brother, on hearing the news that my eldest brother's wife is pregnant.
EDIT: Modified so as not to say that my elder brother was pregnant...'cuz that'd just be weird.
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Huh?
Um... Answerer? Why, what's wrong with that? ???
I think I've missed something, here... :P
Later:
I think I just got it. Answer is actually the correct word for that (and it is the way I would have put it there, if it weren't for the fact that I heard that I wrote it wrong before. And it has been used that way (the way I used it, above) tons of times, by other people around me, since then.) My best guess, from this, is that these are two different words, and I just used something that was not a verb...
I remember, when I was told I was doing it wrong, disagreeing with the other person... but only for a while. I have no back bone... also, I saw it as very possible that I was just being stupid again, so I just went along with it.
But, in that case, that actually makes this somewhat comical.
*Laugh!!!* :D ! :D ! :D !
And, congratulations, again, for that. ;)
(I hope to tell those two that in person.)
Hehe.... I won't tell him that bit about being pregnant if you don't want me too. ;D
A rose by any other name would be, "deadly, thorn-bearing assault vegetation."
-Robert Bullock
'Tis my new Signature. ;D
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Quote:A rose by any other name would be, "deadly, thornbearing assault vegetation."
-Robert Bullock
^LOL
"Why do you talk funny?" ~Dad
"I speak funny because I like to confuse people, and I am sure to confuse them if I speak funny; and confusing people amuses me, so that's why I talk funny. Confused?" ~Me
"A little." ~Dad
"Then I am amused." ~Me
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Heh... I do that, but not on purpose.
I just say something wrong, and then everyone withing hearing (including myself) is confused. And, often, amused...
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
~Anonymous
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*giggles maniacly*
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;D
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Douglas Adams
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
~Scott Adams
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Hm...
I'll come back to this. ('Twill be the cause of my edit.)
"Remember how in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson
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*snrk* XD
Breanna~*comes in holding torn underwear* "I broke it."
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
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But it doesn't make it any easier on the eyes of anyone else.
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Sad, but true.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I just thought it was funny... ;D
I have never actually seen anybody doing that... and I don't know why it would be herd on they eyes...
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"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
So I know you've probably heard it before... it became quite popular, actually, but I still had to put it here, 'cuz it's just ridiculous.
For those who'd rather hear something else:
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
I'm not much of a sports person... but I will know lighten up, just a little, when I hear of boxing...
But I'm afraid that is fairly well-known, too...
Well, here's some more:
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
"I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5."
- Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield
I'm wondering if the person that made this site of quotes has some sort of affliction with sports... so now feels the need to make fun of them and coaches for them.
Yeah... I found a bunch of funny ones, and, therefore, had to share them all at once, rather than being sensible, and using it as my source for a long time...
Later:
Oh dear...
Quote:I don't know why it would be herd on they eyes...
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Well, I'm not sure if anyone would see this if I did not double post...
Well, I dunno'.
Dragyn, would you have seen it?
Anyway...
"I understand everything but the word "cheese."
~ That was me, actually...
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I'd have seen it. It would have been tagged as "new" for me.
(by the way, peoples, if you have a question for me, just ask when you think of it. I'll see it when you next log on. (If you'd rather PM me, that'd work too.))(Whoa, doubled parenthesis...nifty.)
lemme' see...I know there was something weird said recently...
ah, yes, my Art teacher:
"I'm not that weird, really. The drugs are just starting to take effect."
~my Art teacher, Mr. H...best not to name him without permission
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Hm... my last post for this must have not shown up... I dislioke it when it does that...
Only happens at school.
Anyway...
I just said this.
"Oo, Pretty! Ptretty! Ow!!!..."
A new light was just set up in our living room, and my sister turned it on while I was looking at it...
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"You shoulda' done Meth."
-My sister...I'll not say which. We were playing a word game on the computer.
For the record, though, people: don't do drugs. Ever. They're bad for you. They'll kill you, even.
Speaking of:
"Don't die. If you die, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-can't remember who, right now.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I remember the first one. ;D
The second, I've heard, from you, actually, and then again from another, I think, but do not remember the one that said it, either...
I never want to do the blasted things. I'm looking forward to every possibility to turn down the stinking stuff. Well, I don't look forward to that, no... I just look forward to not doing them, I guess. I know nothing is actually considered to be certain, to us, from where we're at, but I'm sure I won't do drugs... I'm just positive.
Ya' know what I mean?
I'm sure you do... and all of you "disloike" drugs, too...
I will never be free of my spelling errors... "Ptretty?" Where do I come up with this stuff!?!
Well, anyway.
Blop, blop, blop... parsley!?!?!?!
~My friends and I when someone came over to look at the cookie batter being worked on, and said thoughtfully while nodding his head, "Parsely..."
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You spelled it right once, and not the other...parsley. Peculiar.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I do that too much... :P
I talk about spelling errors before I go about and make another one a lot, too.
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Call it a gift. It sounds better that way.
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My reaction to finding turkey offal in a pot on the stove a while after my mom put the turkey in the oven:
"Mom! What are you feeding us!?! It looks like the innards of some animal!!!... ... ... ... Oh..."
Yeah, our turkey and thanksgiving meal was a tad late. We had it today, for my sister's Birthday, which occurred the day after Thanksgiving, this year. She smeared her Birthday cake in my face...
Heh... she had her friends come over, and her friend's parents had to come and pick her up a few hours ago, and they're really religious, one actually being the person to have baptized my sister.
I was trying an attempt at drawing Ramjik, while they were picking up their daughter.
Maybe my mom just thinks that you should never look like you're doing anything below standards around religious people, and something like drawing characters with such dark appearances as Ramjik's wasn't good, for some reason, in the presence of these particular individuals.
After they left, my mother looked at what I was drawing and said, "I can't believe you were drawing that when they came over here! It's a baby engulfed in flames!!! :o
"No it isn't! :) It's actually an adult... something." ':)
"Why did you put the fire there!?!?!" :(
"Because he likes to play with fire!" ;D
:( :( :( :( ...
What race is Ramjik of, anyway?
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*snrk* Flaming baby. XD
I hafta do drugs. XP Nah..just Zyrtec and whatever else my doctor thinks I need at the moment..and sleeping pills if I need 'em 'cause I have insomnia. I'll likely have to get a couple prescriptions tomorrow, seeing as I'm still not over the ick. >.<
I have no crazy quotes at the moment. TT.TT
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Hmm...I don't think I can counter the flaming baby.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I thought you'd say that penguin one. ;D
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The penguin one?
Oh, right.
"Where's a penguin. I'm hungry."
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*Laugh!!* :D
How did that happen, anywaY?
"She's throwing computers at me! Somebody get me the cat food!"
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It's a secret!
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Irritating... in a humorous way.
Almost like my typing... but more funny and less irritating.
I almost forgot to add a quote...
"Never say, 'Oops!' Always say, 'Ah, interesting!"
~Anonymous
I should really take that seriously, sometimes... ;D
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"If you ever find a need, fill it. Dirt seems a suitable fill, to me."
-also anonymous, and I'm not sure what it means...
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*Laugh!!!* :D
"Beware the letter 'G.' It is the end of everything."
~yet another anonymous quote... ;D
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"But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the "vox populi" now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
(pauses, then laughs and continues) Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."
~ V, from V for Vendetta
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*Laugh!!!* :D
That, is interesting, indeed...
I say everything is interesting...
I have sciurus carolinensis magnetism - when I go outside squirrels stick to my clothes.
-Anonymous.
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I remember that part. XD Well..I remember the scene. I forgot what he said immediantly.
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Me - "As I came across my 4 Zim, 2 dragon, 2 Venom, 2 Nintendo, 1 Wolverine & 1 Linux shirts, I have come to realize that I do indeed own quite a few geek shirts."
Dad - "......Well, DUH.[/b]"
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Heh... :D
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
~Anonymous.
I've discovered that a positive attitude does actually really annoy some people... didn't mean to, but I did. ;D
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"This is the last time I'll be seeing you all in quite some time. Accordingly, I would like to say I hate you all, and that I'm the one who killed your puppy. I'm not sorry."
-I can't remember who...
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.... XDDD Geez....sounds like something I'd say when caught in a bad mood....
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*Laugh!!!* :D :D :D
Oh my... ;D
You kill people's puppies? O.o
:P
"Nasty! Quite dipping your potato chips in my coffee!!!"
~My mom, when my dad dipped a potato chip in her coffee...
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Coffee chips....sounds almost as good as chocolate-covered potato chips. C= Almost. It can't get any better. Close, though.
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"I'm sorry. The problem is simple...you're an idiot. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go."
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*Laugh!!!* :D
A firing?
Where'd ya' hear that?
(If you remember.)
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I think I heard that somewhere. o.O
Just because-
"Bad house!" ~ S.A.R.A.H., from Eureka.
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I heard it somewhere...but no clue where.
"it is my professional opinion that now is the time to PANIC!"
-Scientist on the TV in Monsters, Inc.
Victor: "Dark look like Valentino is different from dark look like, ehh, I vill like to murder your family...with icepick, probably."
Mordecai: "That wasn't remotely like the icepick look."
~-Victor and Mordecai, from Lackadaisy (http://lackadaisy.foxprints.com) (look in the previews)
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XDD I remember that one. Their faces in the last panel scared me a little bit. X3
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Butler is a great artist.+
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I'll have to get around to looking at that. ;D
Hm.. I can't. Internet says there's an "error" when I try. :P
Hm... this is interesting... :)
A little while ago, my cat crawled into a cardboard box in our living room, so I closed her in. Then I looked in through the little crack to see her, and said, "Shay..."
And she reached out and whacked my nose with a paw.
Then I told my sister, and so she's dangling her hair in front of the box, until my cat tries to grab it, which causes her to scream... and this has been going on for some time, now.
Anyway...
Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is.
~Anonymous.
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Because people seemed interested in Space Colony quotes (which are really the best part of the game) I've got some for you:
"I had such a dream. I vas riding three Harleys at once, but I couldn't stoep et! -Stig (A German biker) to his robotic shrink
"Fergettet! Ah vant mah Food!" -Stig (If he is told to work while he is hungry)
"There are no enough Flamethrower in the UNIVERSE!" -Nailer, pretty much all the time, but especially when burning weeds
"My name is Nailer. I am a criminal. I like to burn things...." --Nailer's sound bite from his Psych file
"A Blackwater Industries 37 Tera-ton nuclear weapon stored on that moon has gone active. If it isn't disarmed before the countdown reaches zero to will explode wiping out all life in that sector of the galaxy, costing us millions in bereavement payments and doing untold damage to shareholder faith in our company. If Blackwater Industries is going to stay in the black this quarter, you must disarm that bomb!" -Mr. Blackwater, delivering a mission briefing with his usual amount of concern for the safety of you and your crew.
"Blackwater Industries: Putting profit before people." -Blackwater data kiosk delivering an ad.
"He seems to suffer from the delusion that he is a black, inner city rap star, when he is, in fact, a white, suburban teenager, with no marketable skills." -Psych profile on one of your rookie crewmen.
Also, the Metal Gear Solid quote from the first page is from Metal Gear Solid 2 not 3 OR 4.
Raiden: Rose, I think somethings wrong with the colonel; he's been acting really strange.
Rosemary: Nothing is wrong with the colonel, Jack. Are you sure you're feeling all right, Jack? I went to your apartment, Jack....
Ah, a good Kojima-style headjob.
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Double post! Ha!
Fighter:There went Prontera.
Red Mage: Thousands of lives lost in the blink of an eye.
Thief:There'll be no evidence that their city ever was.
Black Mage:Hm? Oh yeah. Uh right. So... ...Sucks to be them!
Meanwhile the team sent to find the light warriors:
Black Belt: I think we're getting closer.
White Mage: What tipped you off?
BB:I'd have to say it was the blood raining from the sky.
WM: ... RHETORICAL!
"There's a huge crater where the city used to be..., and it's raining blood." -my cousin, introducing 8-bit Theater
Black Mage:That's the kind of crazy talk I would expect from a mental defect like yourself. Everyone knows that the gods themselves are only made of sixteen. What could possibly occupy this alleged thirty-two bit realm?
Fighter: I dunno. Don't the gods believe in something?
BM: Yes. Zapping people who ask questions with big answers.
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"You wear both red and green. You're both Mario and Luigi. Wait...that makes me Daisy..."
-My elder brother.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
"I took care of three people in ten minutes."
- I said, smugly.
"Really? Next time I need a hit-man, I'll call you, okay?"
- My mom replied.
This occurred after I took advantage of a ten minute stop at a store in town, for the sake of Christmas presents. ;D
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This is what you're in for when you IM me. *is both Orsag and invader_fox*
Quote:midnightclubx: XS
Invader Fox: Omg Gomf!
Invader Fox: Gomf: XD
Invader Fox: WOO! *hugs him*
midnightclubx: Gomf?
Invader Fox: = Godzilla of Many Faces (AKA internet Godzilla)
midnightclubx: oh. I keep forgetting about it... XXD
Invader Fox: Gomf: ^_^
Invader Fox: Let's all hold hands & dance around him while flowers fall everywhere! 8D *dances around Gomf*
Invader Fox: Gomf: 8D
Invader Fox: Gomf: ^_______^ *starts singing Barney songs*
midnightclubx: Only in Dubiland...
Invader Fox: XDDDD
midnightclubx: IF there's one thing I would say to the media, I would say the same words Kurt Vonnegut once said.
midnightclubx: "If the future generations are watching this, please accept our apologies."
Quote:Kammy Wammy: now for a state...
Orsag: Mexico?
Kammy Wammy: That's a country
Kammy Wammy: Maybe Northern California
Orsag: Aw, not Canada?
Kammy Wammy: nah.But hey, at least if it becomes an anime, it won't be in Japan XD
Orsag: Oh, okay. How about China then?
Kammy Wammy: No
Orsag: Atlantis?
Kammy Wammy: U r only saying countries
Kammy Wammy: I said states. : P
Orsag: OH! Well in that case, how about Unstable?
Kammy Wammy: 0_o
Kammy Wammy: The state dosen't have to be fictional
Orsag: Oh. Then I'll go with Boston.
Kammy Wammy: That's a city : P
Orsag: Really? O.O OMG!
Quote:Orsag: Don't ask ME why, I'm not the one who catagorized them.
Kammy Wammy: 0_o
Kammy Wammy: Who did?
Orsag: They.
Kammy Wammy: They?
Orsag: Yes.
Orsag: They.
Kammy Wammy: Must be Blockbuster
Orsag: o___________________o
Orsag: BLOCKBUSTER IS "THEY"????
Orsag: I KNEW IT!
Quote:Invader Fox: >.>
Invader Fox: <.<
Invader Fox: *steals your cheese*
Fox Mulder XD: *tackle* MY CHEESE
Invader Fox: RAWRZULZ! *skutters under her bed* HsssssMINE.
Fox Mulder XD: *gets prong* *sticks under bed* MINE...
Invader Fox: *ish poked* o__________o
Fox Mulder XD: my cheese...
Invader Fox: You have won this round. BUT NEXT TIME....Next time you shall faaaaaall!! *crawls back into her den*
Fox Mulder XD: *hiss* MYCHEESE...
Fox Mulder XD: *crams in mouth*
Invader Fox: *rubs her cheese lamp* Don't worry, Precious, we'll soon have the cheese....
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Oh dear...
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Nana~"How do you spell 'Ozarka'?"
Me~"'O-z-a-r-k-a'"
Nana~"O-r-k-a-z-e'?"
Me~"No..OH-ZAR-KUH."
Nana~"Orzarkan?"
Me~"O. Z. A. R. K. A. OH-ZAR-KUH."
Nana~"....Huh?"
Me~"*goes over there and types it for her* ...... You had 'Orzake'..no wonder you were getting weird results.'
Nana~"Well...."
It's really not funny...but I can't help but giggle. XD
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Oh my... ;D
Sad, funny things...
And... cheese?...
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There will always be cheese.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
"If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts to build a second one."
-Anonymous
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"Look, if I knew what I was doing, do you think I'd be here?"
-I think it was a cop in a movie, but I don't remember.
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I've got a few this time, all from Disgaea.
"To show my appreciation, I'll only beat them half to death." - Laharl.
"The Overlord of the Netherworld died by choking on a pretzel!?" - Flonne.
"OH $*&% RUN RUN RUN...!" - Thursday.
Here's a long one, from Psychonauts.
Sheegor: I'm not going to bring you any more brains if you're going to be so mean to them!
Dr. Loboto: No matter what I do?
Sheegor: No, no matter what!
Dr. Loboto: Not even if I...
[he reaches towards the stove to turn up the heat on a pot over which he holds Mr. Pokeylope, who's Sheegor's beloved turtle, hostage]
Sheegor: No, don't!
Dr. Loboto: Not even if I cook you a little...
Sheegor: Don't, doctor! No!
Dr. Loboto: ...A little turtle soup?
Sheegor: Please, Dr. Loboto! No!
Dr. Loboto: Hm, a nice, hot turtle soup, hmm?
Sheegor: Noooo!
Dr. Loboto: Nothing better on a cold night like this than some boiling hot soup!
Sheegor: You leave Mr. Pokeylope alone!
Dr. Loboto: Oh. Okay.
[slight pause]
Dr. Loboto: Are you sure?
Sheegor: Nooo! I mean, YES!
*after some more inane conversation...*
Dr. Loboto: *talking calmly to the turtle after Sheegor leaves* When you're a dentist, you have to learn to have a sense of humor, you know. It helps to calm the patient down.
Hehehehe. .. cheese..?
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Heh....people say that's a fun game. I should rent it sometime....
And yes. Cheese. Cheese is what makes the world go 'round.
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I could take over the world with cheese.... And yes, rent Psychonauts. It's made of turtles! Turtles that you love!
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Which system was Psychonauts for, again? I have forgotten. (I've never played it, either)
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PlayStation 2, I believe. Is it for PSP, too? I don't actually own the PS2 that I use....>.>
My PS1 is busted..don't have a PS2..all the more reason to get a PS3. =D
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It's for the PS2 and XBox, sadly.
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Heh... poor Pokeylope. :P
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~Skit from Animaniacs~
Slappy - "Skippy, what's the name of the band on stage?"
Skippy - "Who."
Slappy - "The band on stage."
Skippy - "Who!"
Slappy - "The name of the band."
Skippy - "WHO!"
Slappy - "The band on stage!"
Skippy - "Who's the band!"
Slappy - "That's what I'm asking you!"
Skippy - "That's what I'm saying, Who's the band on stage!"
Slappy - "That's what I'm asking you! Do you know who the band is on stage?"
Skippy - "Yes."
Slappy - "The name on the band is Yes?"
Skippy - "No, Yes isn't here. The band is Who."
Slappy - "That's what I'm asking!"
It goes on forever. XD
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*Laugh!!!* :D
That... is odd... ;D
Oh, and an extra note:
That shirt site I found, is way too expensive. >.<
Don't use it!
I'm finding others, though...
Sorry.
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Cafe Press is good. That's what most people use..though I'm not sure how things work there.
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Huh... never heard of it.
thanks, I'll look it up. ;D
I don't think I put this here...
"I fell down, and broke my light bulb."
- Me
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"Look, it's a beer of can!" - My cousin.
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Quote:"So. When do we go to this..'New York'. And is it any different from the old one? What was the old one, anyway?" Fox couldn't help but laugh. "You're funny. I was planning on leaving just before you graced me with your presence. Gather your men, lemur man, we're off to the U.S.!" he said as he skipped out the door. "Seriously. I think Otto just got replaced as 'King of Stupidity'." Caimen said to Olly. "I never hear you call me that!" Otto shouted. "I say it all the time, you moron! Which is probably how you got the title anyway."
Quote:"Are we there yet?" Otto asked. "No." was his answer. "How 'bout now?" "No." "Now?" "NO! We are not there yet!!" Otto paused for a moment, and asked again; "How 'bout now?" Fox turned to Caimen; "You still have that duct tape?"
Bits from A World Apart. Those parts never fails to make me giggle. X3 I gotta start on that story again....
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*Laugh!!!* :D
A World Apart?
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Sounds like one of those semi rare good fanfictions to me. Is it?
Oh, and edited for a bunch of Okage quotes.
"Atta girl, fat legs! Attracting suspicious old men!" - Stan, to Rosalyn.
"You're a fake Evil King too?! They're everywhere! Like insects!" - Stan, after discovering yet another fake. He's the real one, y'see.
"I'm Stan! I'm so evil! I'm sooo supreme! When I appear, the heavens quake with fear!" - Rosalyn, mocking Stan.
"There there, country girl. Cool down your temper. Would you like a cow?" - Marlene, the princess.
"As long as I am princess, I will not tolerate the existence of such tacky evil!" - Marlene again.
"Thinking's hard. Let's just kill it!" - Linda, one of the fake evil kings, talking about a locked door.
"Hm, yes, that was thrilling... shall we, then? Onto the killing..." - Epros, another of the fake evil kinds. He rhymes a lot. As in, never talks normaly.
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Hmm...what, pray tell, is Okage? Can't say I'm familiar with it, but it sounds interesting.
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It's an original story I'm writing. Despite apperences from Aara and Fox, the story fails to mention what kind of aliens they are. So..no fanfiction. =3 It has to do with anthros, pirates, aliens and time travel. Fun, but somewhat confusing to anybody that isn't me.
And now, quotes from Monk!
Capt. Stottlemeyer: Monk can't help you because well... he's... he's Monk and he's lost in Monkland.
Lester Highsmith: Is that a water pistol?
Adrian Monk: No!
[barrel is dripping]
Adrian Monk: Maybe... it's scalding! Scalding hot water!
Adrian Monk: Captain, I'm one-hundred percent sure that she probably killed him.
Capt. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean?
[pause]
Adrian Monk: Ninety-five percent.
Randy Disher: You know, some people think I'm dangerous.
Sharona Fleming: Yeah, people driving behind you.
...... I can't wait for the new season..it starts in January. =D
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Quote:Hmm...what, pray tell, is Okage? Can't say I'm familiar with it, but it sounds interesting.
*avoids doing the magical wikipedia quoteness* Wall of text ahead!
Basically, the main character's name is Ari. One day his sister gets attacked by a ghost and is now cursed to speak pig latin forever. However, Ari's father just happens to have a random strange bottle, and suggests that they see if it can cure her. So they hold a séance. So Stan's butler, James, appears first. He tells them that Stan needs to possess someone's shadow, and the whole family seems to like the idea of selling Ari's soul. As it turns out, Ari is the only one with a suitable shadow to host Stan. So Stan possesses Ari's shadow and cures his sister, accidentaly turning her shadow pink in the process. Then, Stan demands that you help him rule the world. Y'know. The family sends you out to do so, and that's where the game really starts. By the way, Stan's full name is Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV. Hoo boy. I happened to get lucky and find the game for about twenty dollars. I might have gotten some of that wrong, though, so you may wanna do a wikisearch.
I've never watched that show.. I should, by the looks of it. Sounds like a good story, too.
If I put any quotes in here I think I'd die.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Neat. :)
O.O
Die?
Hm...
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
- Robert Bloch
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Hah..that's the truth.
*phone rings*
Me: "It's Mrs. Sandy..."
Grams: *was asleep* "Where?? ..... Oh..."
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paper clips."
That paper clip is odd... >.<
But entertaining... ;D
My friends and I used to mess with those little animated assistants, at school. :)
And, since it's 2:19, there's nothing I need to do (for two weeks, 'cuz I'm not in school! Well... actually, there are assignmemnts... but I'll do that... later) and I feel like rambling... (if that isn't obvious...)
Barney, the cute purple dinosaur, is Satan.
Proof:
Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur.
Extract the Roman numerals:
(and remember that the Romans had no letter 'U',
they used 'V' instead)
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
CV V L DI V
Add them:
100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666
We suspected it all along...
-Anonymous
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children"
-Anonymous
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, "Oh my Gosh.... I could be eating a slow learner..."
-Lynda Montgomery
Some excuses schools have received for student's absences:
* Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot
to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it
Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
* Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend
her funeral.
* My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
Please execute him.
* Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her
shot.
* Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,
30, 31,32, and also 33.
* Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he
fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
* John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
I admit.... I was going through my mail... ;D
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*snerk* Best. Quotes. EVER. Especially about Barney. XD
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Number One Idiot of 2002
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter in to the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to
kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the
emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
Number Two Idiot of 2002
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locater beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing. Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet.
Number Three Idiot of 2002
A true story out of San Francisco:
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch And wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the
teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
Number Four Idiot of 2002
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received, in the mail, a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40. Another sign (though this guy might be onto something worth thinking about)!
Number Five Idiot of 2002
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. This guy definitely needs a sign.!
Number Six Idiot(s) of 2002
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. This guy doesn't need a sign, he probably figured it out himself.
Number Seven Idiot of 2002
Arkansas:
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that
he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape. Oh, that smarts. Give him his sign.
Number Eight Idiot of 2002
Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A.M., flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. Sign please.
I don't know many, "Sign" jokes... but these situations are just funny. ;D
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What the.. XD
"That man just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!" - Coach Z of *cough cough* Homestar Runner. I'd have more, but most of the quotes from that guy are either about listerine or something really really disturbing. Like the garage sale. Somebody asked him "May I ask why you're buying off all the 'great for baby' items?" and he replied with "I'd prefer if you didn't."
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Things one should never say to a cop:
1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
2. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer...
4. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
5. I pay your salary!
6. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
7. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
8. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far ahead of me they are.
9. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee. Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
I've still got stuff in my mail that I'm going through... ;D
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Quote:7. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Just one more reason why I probably shouldn't be allowed to drive. XD I would totally say that.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
"Deer have hooves, they don't even have feet!"
-My sister.
"Asked the man from - CHICAGO!!!"
-My email, and not of my accord.
-"Hahaha, asked a man from..."
-"CHICKEN!!!"
-"I think you mean Turkey..."
-My sister and I conversing, when I chicken escaped it's box...
-"Oops, I just called it Shicago..."
-"What's the difference?"
-"I was gonna' call it Shicago, when it's Chicago." (With accent on the 'I.")
-"I mean... uh-oh, I forgot how to say it..."
-I forgot how to say Chicago... >.<
And it all happened right before I wrote this... ;D
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*ahem*
"One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys arose to fight.
Back-to-back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard this noise, then he came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe my story's true, ask the blind man, he saw it, too."
I'm a poet and you hadn't a clue. =3
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.. Wait, what?
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Interest poem... ;D
Did you make that up?
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No. It's been around for decades..I think somebody in m family started it.
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Hm... the first time, I must've searched it wrong, but the second time, I got results...
It just cut off some of it... down to the first line.
Anyway...
"He didn't! He wouldn't! He did..."
-Me...
It was the cat!
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Huh. My mother used to quote that all the time. Apparently, they used to quote it quite frequently.
'course, her version is a bit different...
"One dark night in the middle of the day, two dead boys got up to play
back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other.
If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it, too."
Only a bit different, really. Still, sorta' cool to have it come around, like that. Yours was longer, though.
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XD Finally..somebody else that knows it.
IM rp going on right now:
Kayakos _kurse: princess: i dont caree
Vinny Katarizo: Miz: But I do. I don't want to die! // Fox: Me eithe-...hey..your name is, like, my dad's name backwards. X3 // Miz: Wow..that was delayed. I thought you were a fast thinker. // Fox: I was distracted! // Miz: By...? // Fox: That...wall..over there.
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When I got results to it, there were lots of different versions, and none of them were like either of those, from what I could tell. >.<
Do either of you know where that might be from?
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Huh....I thought it was a family thing. XD I had no idea how many versions of it there were....
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I'd never heard of it, until now... (if that's not obvious.)
I just realized how many posts I have... >.<
Eventually, I'll forget about the number of posts... and then, a couple weeks later, look and see a much larger number, and get all surprised, again. :P
I know, because it keeps on repeating itself.
Uh-oh... I'd better be off, now.
I wanted to do some things before I went to sleep, and they usually take me a bit... and then I've church, tomorrow. ;D
Quote:
If your child wants to learn to drive, don't stand in the way.
-Anonymous
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I may or may not finish this tonight..my stomach is making noises like "GGRRRRBLLEECHHHIIIZZZXXCCHH" so I'm assuming that means "GO TO BED, YOU FREAKING MORON!" So I may do a smart & listen to it. But, when have I ever actually done a smart? - Me.
Was looking through old sketches. Oh, the things I can say late at night.
**edit** First post of 2008! WOO HOO! *does a random jig*
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Yup...
2008...
(Yikes.)
Aw, man... my bottle's empty...
Anyway...
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
-Bill Vaughan
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Nana: "Am I going crazy?"
Me: *opens mouth to speak*
Nana: "Wait..don't answer that."
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Heh. :)
"We should invent... a baby transmitter!!!"
-My sister.
"There's no need for violence; I have duct tape."
-Me
"Many people are like slinkies. Basicaly useless, but amusing to watch fall down the stairs."
-Anonymous
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*lol's at the Slinky bit* XD
"Nanananananana FATMAN!!" ~Freakazoid skit
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Heh...
Fatman? :P
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
-Anonymous
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"How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat." Hades, lord of the dead. Because Fox's post in the catchprases thread made me really wanna watch that movie again, darnit.
"Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting." - Same. >_>
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XD Darn..now I wanna watch it, and I don't have it. >.<
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Neither do I. Last time I saw it was on youtube XD Speaking of Disney..
Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you.
*he shakes Aladdin's hand*
Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
Jafar: *VERY dryly* Ecstatic.
Back when voice acting was good. Hehe.
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Heh. ;D
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
-- Robert Paul
Defenestration! *Glee!!!*
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"I'm not sure the defenestration scene was gratuitous enough."
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*Laugh!!!* :D
What, may I ask, was that from?
"What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?"
-Anonymous
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"You took her to the morgue? She'll be furious!"
~Death Becomes Her
One of my all-time favorite lines from one of my all-time favorite movies. X3
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Warning: Long, long, long post. If you don't wanna read through a friggin' wall of text, skip, skip, skip ahead.
I've a.. few.. amusing quotes from the game Portal. You're in a test facility testing the portal gun, while the AI supervising your tests is constantly trying to kill you. It gets more obvious/creepy/almost downright scary the closer it gets to the end. I should probably add that GLADOS is the only one who talks throughout the whole game anyways. Unless you also count those creepy turrets that sound like small children.
"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide safe testing environments. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it." - GLADOS, the AI.
"As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor the test chamber was an outright fabrication. As part of another required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in 3... 2... *static*" -GLADOS.
"As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be… missed!" -GLADOS.
"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It’s true!" -GLADOS.
"What are you doing? Stop it! I-i-i-i-i-... Weeee are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the 'Party Escort Submission Position' or you will miss the party." -Do I even need to say it?
"Some day we'll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back."
"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like (deep male voice) 'NO WAY!' (normal voice) and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!"
"You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here."
"You should have turned left before. It's funny, actually, when you think about it."
"I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I WILL kill you. I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone. You don't even care."
"You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"
"Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot... more... killing. What was that? Did you say something? I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you."
See? Creepy.
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Sounds like something I would like. XD What system is it for?
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It's for the computer and XBox 360, comes in the Orange Box. Fact: I haven't played it myself yet.
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Isn't that where "The cake is a lie!" came from, too?
I may have to pick that up, sometime...
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"Be weary of wousing a wizard's wath...weary of wousing a rizard...don't make a magician angry!"
Schmendrick (The Last Unicorn)
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Quote:Isn't that where "The cake is a lie!" came from, too?
I may have to pick that up, sometime...
Yup.
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O.O
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I know I have no room to speak, and it's usually not ap roblem, but I've gotta' hurry... ;D
*Will read, later... so expect the delayed response...*
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One over Zero time!
Junior: What you need is an invincible fortress from which you can rule the land with an iron fist!"
Marcus: I don't know; an iron fist sounds a bit harsh. Maybe I could go for a firm but gentle angle.... .... .... A FIST OF CHEESE!
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Junior: You said yourself that I was tainted by "evil". How did you expect me to turn out?
Tailsteak: Evil wasn't really the right word; Chaos is more like it. You were infused with the energies of a wacky slapstick universe.
Junior: You waited until the world was ending to tell me that! I based my entire life on that one word!
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Ghanny: The world is ending and our fledgling civilization will be destroyed. It seems like we could have done so much more.
I Forget: What do you mean?
Ghanny: We wasted to much time with strikes, court trial and wars. Our greatest work of construction is called "The Hat Hut". Where are our feats of engineering and our great works of art.
Petitus: Marcus and I blew soap bubbles. They were real pretty.
Ghanny: Yes, but they didn't last. I wanted us to leave something behind.
Petitius: The Universe is ending. Nothing we build could outlive us.
Ghanny: I guess bubbles are really the most appropriate thing we could have made.
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Well..I'm still stuck on Heavenly Sword since the last comment I made. I was gonna post an amusing conversation between Flying Fox and Whiptail, but I can't remember exactly what he said. x_x
So I'll just post what I remember:
Flying Fox: *says something along the lines of "something smells fishy" then something about a rotting octopus and maggots crawling in it and some other stuff*
Whiptail: *dour glare* Hhssss!
Roach: I like laughing!
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Heh. ;D
"Ap roblem..." >.<
I have just poor spelling....
Hm...
My sister had rented some movies, and accidentally used the wrong phone number to rent them...
"I've stolen somebody's identity! I'm a prossecutor!!!"
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Heh...XD I hate it when I do stuff like that. >.< I can't verbally spell anything, or give out phone numbers either, for that matter. I have to write things down. :/
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Heh. :)
I can't write, type, or speak without many flaes. >.<
I'm awful that way... ;D
“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.”
-Anonymous
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Quote:I can't write, type, or speak without many flaes.
I really shouldn't laugh...but whether you did that on purpose or not, LOL's anyway. XD
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>.<
I did not mean to type that.
What's a "flae" anyway? :P
It's fine by me. ;D
I do it all the time, so if it wasn't.... I'd have some serious issues.
I don't care what is written about me, as long as it isn't true.
-Anonymous
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A "flae" is a dyslexic, parasitic insect, usually found on cats and dogs.
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*Laugh!!* :D
Hm... I do have issues. >.<
My Mom was asking people if they were hungry... and accidentally said this to my sister-
"Hey, are you drunk?"
Then, my sister spilled cocoa on the couch, and my Mom was trying to tell her not to drink cocoa on the couch, anymore -
"Don't drink couch on the... wait..."
She's been doing stuff like that all night. >.<
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XDD My gram-gram does things like that. She can't say "taquito", so every now & then she'll call 'em "tequilas". XD So now when she fixes them we always say "Hey, you making us some tequilas? =D"
*edits* Heh....guns and California:
Midnightclubx: BTW, I actually saw a rifle for sale at Wal-Mart one time. XD
Midnightclubx: How about u?
Fox: Dude...in Texas, there's a whole isle full of guns. XD
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Heh... the names of foods... ;D
When I was last at my grandma's, she fixed something called Chili Verde Fedeo.
It was very, very entertaining to observe my Mom and sister trying to pronounce it. (Kind of frightening to watch them eat it, though...)
For some reason, they found it very difficult - and I think it was 'cuz they were jus' all being goofy for the fun of it.
That stuff was good, though... I have to ask my grandma how to make it. XD
But it was a messy food... and, apparently, it was supposed to be that, if you didn't make a mes, you failed. They wouldn't leave me alone, about being the only one who didn't make a mes of it, yet having made such a mess murdering my taco... :P
There's lots of guns, here, too. :P
"Crazy is a relative term in my family!"
-Anonymous
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"So, basically, you're doing fine and dandy, then all of a sudden this unhappy, icky feeling sneaks up on you?"
~My doctor, today. XDD
It was funny, because that's exactly what I call it. XP
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Ah, doctors.
Some stuff from the book "Good Omens," by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.
Some of these may go on for a bit...
"Caveat:
Bringing about the Apocalypse may be hazardous to your health. Do no attempt it at home"
(That's the actual caveat they put on the legal page...)
"In vain did he point out its 823cc engine, its 3-speed gearbox, its encredible safety devices like the balloons which inflated on dangerous occasions such as when you were doing 45mph on a straight dry road but were about to crash because a huge safety balloon had just obscured the view."
"Milton Keynes is a new city approximately halfway between London and Birmingham. It was built to be modern, efficient, healthy, and, all in all, a pleasant place to live. Many Britons find this amusing."
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*Laugh!!!* :D
What was that book about, and where did you get it!?! ;D
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It was a bizzare book, about the Apocolypse not happening right...
I got it at that one store, in Sandpoint...technically, Bloodreaper bought it, I just read it.
I, unfortunately, cannot remember the name of the store...
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"The Cosmic Fish have Spoken to Me!" --The Great Gonzo, after being struck by a bolt of enlightenment, bearing a message from the Cosmic Knowledge Fish
Random 1/0:
Junior: What's wrong with molecule boy?
Tailsteak: He's absolutely terrified.
Junior: Of you?
Tailsteak: I can't get him to stop.
He's afraid I'm going to send him to Hell.
Junior: Did you threaten him?
Tailsteak:No. He just knows I can and it fried his brain.
Junior: Here comes the Brimstone, coming to get ya!!
AAAIIIIEEEEE!!
Tailsteak: Junior, that was mean.
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Junior: Get in my brain and tell me who I am.
Ghanny:Even if I posess you I'm still not you. All I can do is tell you is what I see.
Junior: All I want is you to go inside my brain and examine me.
Ghanny:You can't quantify yourself Junior. Only robots can do that.
Junior:Then maybe I want to be a robot!
Ghanny: Admittedly robots are cool....
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Hm...
I will be putting something from my mail in here, again, because I am lazy, and this is easy. ;D
I get this stuff from the Good Clean Funnies. :)
Little Old Lady
There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto
her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted:
"PRAISE THE LORD!"
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became
irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step
onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!"
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every
day.
One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady
stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!
Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for
me, oh Lord!"
The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there
were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.
"PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES
FOR ME!"
The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted:
"THERE IS NO LORD; I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted:
"PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE
THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!"
Received from Donald Pohlner.
Tehehe... ;D
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What does "FOX" mean?
Midnightclubx: CBS? (that's my station with that number : P )
Midnightclubx: I know it's ABC
Fox: No..somebody told me to put it on channel 2. (NBC, here) CBS is 11, ABC is 13.
Fox: .... NO IDEA why I felt the need to mention that. XD
Midnightclubx: XD
Midnightclubx: In my area, 2 is CBS, 4 is NBC, 7 is ABC, and 11 is the BS news station (AKA FOX : P)
Midnightclubx: And 5 is the CW
Fox: Fox is 26.
Fox: .......
Fox: What does it mean, anyway?
Midnightclubx: brb
Fox: I mean..CBS, NBC, ABC..all the others....
Fox: They make sense...but...what does "Fox" mean? Does it stand for something? Does it mean anything? Is it just called that because it sounded fun? I DON'T GET IT.
Midnightclubx: back
Fox: Yays
Midnightclubx: *I don't think it's supposed to stand for anything
Fox: BUT IT HAS TO
Fox: All the other stations do!
Fox: From now on,
Midnightclubx: Look it up on Wikipedia, and find out
Fox: Fox means "For our Xavier".
Fox: ..... I should send them a letter that says that's what it should stand for.
Midnightclubx: Trust me, it does not stand for anything
Fox: It does, now! =D
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The winner shall be DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's over?...
Hm...
(Hold on a sec...)
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Just 'cuz kitty saw fit to declare a victor, doesn't mean we can't keep going...
Though, I don't think I know anyone named DRAGON...
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I was thinking about that, too... ;D
Oh, yes - congrats, Dragyn. ;)
I thought I put a new thread, in here...
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"It's better to burn out than fade away." --some singer who later faded away.
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Heh...
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I don't have anything else.... >.<
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well yall did great at the crazy quote thing because those are all pretty crazy