So!!!
Those who come from the old forum will be familiar with this... those who don't will quickly learn... XD
To start, here's a quote I acquired the other day at a Cross Country practice...
See, our coach is a bit insane... and he'd been in a teacher meeting all day.
He hates structure...So when he got to practice, he was a little ridiculous.
He actually wrestled with this one kid three times and mock-wrestled a pseudo-coach.
But the quote...
He was talking about how we were switching from endurance to intensity, and was being... well, really weird.
"You are not draft horses! You are stallions... you are studs! Arabians!!!"
And then in response, from this boy in the team:
"Unicorns!!!"
It was... interesting, to say the least.